We’re gonna make it NEETbros

We’re gonna make it NEETbros..

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A new stimulus bill has been proposed and it's called "The Emergency Money for the People Act." H.R. 6496

If passed, the bill will pay Americans $2,000 a month for up to 6 months. archive.is/W9iwK

Here is a link to a petition. Please sign/share the petition.. chng.it/9fnz5LgHrj

We also need to let our politicians know about our support for this bill. Here is a link to contact your representative. usa.gov/elected-officials

>sa.www4
lmfao at your neet bucks going to Kenya

bump, based and consistently reaching every new goal

Huh?

You are Kenyan.

tfw free money

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No money for me.
I'll just enjoy watching it all slowly collapse.

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It will be less than $1,000 and means tested by the time it gets to Trump's desk if at all.

They better come up with a better delivery method. Lots of people are sill waiting on their $1200. Once they become homeless they'll have no way of claiming it.

Just checked mine and it finally changed from not available. We really are going to make it bros.

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Ive been getting a "Payment Status Not Available" for weeks now and I know for sure I am eligible.

>We scheduled your payment to be deposited on April 30, 2020 to the bank account below.

Thx trump. Give me another check and you got my vote in November

Im still getting "Payment Status Not Available" for weeks now and I know for sure that I an eligible.

If only there was some chip we could all take that would streamline the process /s

Give it some time. Mine only just updated.

Based. Thanks for the reminder, user.

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I'm a NEET who only worked the first 3 months of 2018. I applied last night. Hope I get approved for some neetbux.

All NEETs should be gased for the good of humanity.

will this collapse the economy? if they do pass it is it better to buy assets before the money is worthless?

You're right so we can be disinfected for corona, like the Jews and Zyklong B :^)

why would the money be worthless
it's just distributing money around because so many are out of jobs, that theres no income being made
this keeps the economy going preventing a great deflation moron, use common sense
>-600 units due to corona
>lets add in about600 units with economic impact payments
>OMG INFLATION!!
No.

I just got my eligibility confirmed too

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So are we getting more money or what? I have more cool shit to buy

FUck yes bro, I'm getting mine on the same day. I was getting worried they were going to cuck me out of my neetbux.

For under 10k incomes Physical checks came faster for us neets on SSI and SSDI direct deposits lol maybe they'll fuck up and deposit more bucks into my account on the 29th that'd be cool

I didn't get a dime, as I'm a college student.

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so are we all gibsmedats now?
I thought the superior White man doesn't need a handout from the government? Didn't you do the smart White thing and put away money instead of blowing it like all those dumb nogs?

Based I just checked mine and it says April 29th as well. Fuck yeah!!

Lol NEETcucks.

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