Why do cuckservatives reduce sexuality down to "haha penis go in hole"?

Why do cuckservatives reduce sexuality down to "haha penis go in hole"?
THere are millions of other ways to have sex.
When 2 people have sex it's performance art, but to them it's just a pathetic wave of pleasure
They even have to make shitty "coomer" memes because they don't understand sex

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Ok coomer

Fuck off reprobate. If you want to suck cock in a public mens room keep it to yourself.

XD

stay mad

You don't understand sex, clearly. Go be degenerate somewhere else. Sage nigger.

as is normal with the retard mind it's you doing all that with casual sex because you don't know what a bonded, monogamous relationship is. nor will you ever.

Haha, why do cuckservatives not understand that there are millions of ways to have sex, such as a women loads from a dozen men in a row, and having women urinate all over the floor after smelling her fist after it just came out of another whores ass.

There are two sexual organs.

One is called a penis, and one is called a vagina.

There is only one way to have sex.

There are however countless sick fetishes and means of arousal which you chronic coomers like to conflate with "sex" when in reality it is just unhealthy perversion. You are mentally ill

>nooooooo you cant just reduce the beautiful and pure comingling of two souls in ecstatic bliss to a mechanical reaction

>haha j-j-jam it in

I have only had sex with one woman in my life and I plan to keep it that way
>There are however countless sick fetishes and means of arousal...
Name one reason what's wrong with that isn't "i don't like it"

Its not sex if its not vaginal. You getting turned on by human excrement, urine, spit, blood, animals, children, other men, your relatives, or torture means you should be fucking euthanized. Actually, you should be hung upside down and horrifically beat like a Pinata

>Art
>Sex
Sex is not ART . Quit trying to justify your degeneracy in some way so you can pretend like you're "smart"

incel rage

There can be infinite sexual positions but all of them involve benis in bagina. Everything else is, by definition, not sexual intercourse.

>"haha penis go in hole"
That's what sex is, the reproductive act.

Yeah, I can actually feel emotion still because I have not been numbed, pacified and desensitized by cooming 24/7. I would literally rip your fucking throat out.

OP said, as he hungers for dick up his shitter.

>Name one reason what's wrong with that isn't "i don't like it"
Why?

You are controlled by anger, lame
based

>When 2 people have sex it's performance art

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When you embrace this perspective sex becomes much more enjoyable and meaningful

imagine being such a burnt-out soulless degenerate that you can't even enjoy having sex unless there's blood, piss, shit, and multiple other people involved.

>only these very specific sexual fetishes exist

it's amazing how presumptuous you people are

Yeah he forgot the one where you put on diapers and pacifiers and then beat each other with horseback riding tools.

What and said are absolutely on the nose. If your peepee isn't in her hooha then it isn't actually part of sex.

>understand sex
Sounds like inb4 lefturd pseudo intelectual bs-theory incoming

>diapers and pacifiers and then beat each other with horseback riding tools
Usually people don't combine infantilism fetishes with hard domination like that
>If your peepee isn't in her hooha then it isn't actually part of sex.
What should it be called then?

>When 2 people have sex it's performance art

Signed, user.

>performance art
Making everything into “art” is the most criminal thing leftists have done to western society.

>When 2 people have sex it's performance art
Ask me how I know you're a flaming degenerate faggot.

Everything has potential to be art though

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF FREEDOM
>LICENTIOUS eluthera
>ACTUAL eluthero

Adultery is a sin on many levels, many too cripplingly ironic. You are a god consumed by sex, One is an idolater. An adulterator of heaven, of The Lord God and tricked into adultery FOR sex and death.
Everything is Sex because The Flesh is death and marked for destruction.

You seem overly fixated on the issue of sex and masterbation. Normal people have sex or jack off and it doesn't become elevated to the level of a political act. This is why a "conservative" takes a reductionist view of its. Sex is a man ejaculating in a woman. Anything else is just fooling around of one sort or another. They used to call it sodomy, which is a sin because it misses the point of sex.

take your pills

Why do liberals reduce all their relationships down to sex? As though finding someone who shares the same depraved fetishes would make up for their inability to feel love.

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He also forgot the one where you weld a special harness to crawl in so that a farm animal can safely mount it and attempt to inseminate you.

Or the one where you join an organization that let's you take children deep in the woods or keep them after hours at a sports facility so that you can molest and exploit them at your leisure


These are complicated and rich sexual acts that we need to recognize as being exactly as valid and important as the one that makes more people

sodomy only refers to one particular act though
Why the fuck would you post that gif?
Anyway, not, just because you engage in fetishistic sex with my partner doesn't mean that your relationship revolves around sex. Some fetishes are just about expressing love for your partner anyway
why are you bros obsessed with inventing some wild slippery slope where it doesn't exist