How will you mourn him when he's pronounced dead tomorrow?

i will pour tears of sweet schadenfreude

Probably burn an Australian flag

Who?

I was hoping he'd be pronounced dead tonight so I could knock back a few drinks with people, but nah~ NK sucks so hard they're gonna wait till our sunday morning just so we can't party as hard.

Check this

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He won't be dead

why

>a man goes into a bar with a turtle under his arm
>goes to the bar and orders a drink
>another man at the bar asks him about the turtle
>"oh i use this turtle for tricks"
>the second man intrigued asks if he could see a trick
>"sure"
>he puts the turtle on the bar unzips his pants and pulls out his dick
>he waves his dick in front of the turtle and the turtle bites down on his dick
>the man stands there for 5 seconds pulls out a pencil from his pocket and pokes the turtle in the eye and the turtle let's go
>the man turns to the bar patron and goes
>"bet you 10 dollars you cant do that"
>the bar patron sits there
>"ok I'll do it, just dont poke me in the eye with that pencil"

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Okay rude

stockholm syndrome on a national scale. If they didn't cry, they'd get sent to a logging camp in Siberia for 10 years

someone please shop him into this

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君が代は
千代に八千代に
さざれ石の
巌となりて
苔のむすまで

From certain angles she is kinda cute

For the sanctions your government placed on Best Korea. I know you just do what the US tells you, but maybe stand on your own feet for once.

She looks 10 years older than she actually is and from some angles looks like a skeleton elemental

but nobody cares what we do lol

give myself a kim jong haircut, wear a black pea coat.

By beating my wife

Looks like Martin Shkreli

i will masturbate to him

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youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

he's fat, and generic, but still cute

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It turned out a bit shit but whatever.

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He will be pronounced dead on the two year anniversary of the panmunjeom agreement. He was not supposed to attempt ANY peace with the south.

Not bad

I'm going to smoke a ton of weed and try to send his sister some flowers. Can we get a fund going? She definitely isn't an evil monster and could be in danger if he dies

How's this?

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I'll wave my dick towards the North West (Korea).

I like this one more

I just hope his death starts a nuclear war.

Also, fuck jannies

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Fuck. I am the male version of this. What the fuck. Where to I get a 7/10 wowie yaoi girl?

Based

Funny Song about Kim and loly nuclear bomb:

youtube.com/watch?v=FBnAZnfNB6U

Why didn’t the nk doctors just inject him with bleach?

Because they aren't American

long live kim

poo poo pee pee fart

Pretty unexpected. This fucker was 36.

F

Fair winds and following friend, Sweet Prince.

...With loly bomb: youtube.com/watch?v=FBnAZnfNB6U