Never forget that every time the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, etc. tries to infiltrate and manipulate Yas Forums they have looked like fucking idiots. There is no more obvious thread on this board than a fed thread, you can spot them a mile away. And remember when they tried to publish their findings on Yas Forums a few years ago, and none of them understood how (You)s work? It hasn't gotten any better.
Every single member of the intelligence services is a clueless boomer. This site is impenetrable to them. They don't know any more about Yas Forums than your average fiftysomething uncle who wants your help posting on Facebook. Their ineptitude is comical, or it would be if it didn't carry terrifying implications for the competence of the United States' clandestine operations.
>schizos seriously think federal agents are shitposting on these boards all day T A K E Y O U R M E D S
Christian Smith
Classic deflection from a glowie.
David Thomas
“Our failures are known. Our successes are not.”
Landon Cox
yeah but meanwhile all major VPN servers have been backdoored and coinintel is dark age in the time of active narrative control
Kayden Watson
I was going to say something, but the thread's so dumb it's not worth the effort.
I don't personally believe anyone from those 3 agencies even thinks of the existence of this place while on the clock. Maybe they'd gloss over reported submissions, but in real time every single agent/operative/asset have better things to do.
Joseph Campbell
>Never forget that every time the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, etc. tries to infiltrate and manipulate Yas Forums Since fucking when?
Jose Butler
FBI supports terrorists anonymously here then screencaps their own posts and submits it was edvidence
i would go with the cia, it sounds more badass. Downside is you probably couldn't tell anyone you know until you retire. I heard they get really deep into your background, i mean really deep, like finding out what kind of porn you jack off to and searching up everything in your history before hiring. And then they make you take a lie detector test. They will also train you how to beat the test if you get in.
A part of me feels for the glowies. You sell your soul to the devil all so you can look like an incompetent idiot to any thinking and informed person. Feels bad, man.
Samuel Watson
You're all fools if you really believe any of this nonsense. They feign incompetency so you'll be more brazen and make a mistake.
>so, losing the peoples respect was part of your plan all along
Julian Phillips
Respect? Why would these agencies care about the thoughts and opinions of sheeple losers. Any man of sound mind already knows said agencies are enemies to all who do not submit to slavery.
What is your question?
Carter Powell
Digits of Truth
Robert Collins
>They will also train you how to beat the test if you get in. only if you're field agent. rats from the basement doesn't need that knowledge.
Daniel Reed
>And then they make you take a lie detector test. They will also train you how to beat the test if you get in. the "secret" is that the "lie detector" doesn't measure "lies" or "truthiness" in any way at all
Austin Foster
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Easton Cooper
COINTELPRO in action
This thread IS a Fed thread! Alphabets integrate into any group that they infiltrate, so you cant tell if they're a "boomer" or not. They even infiltrate zoomer culture without anyone even realizing. That is literally their fucking job.
Yes, to the trained eye you can spot them, but most people are oblivious.
Jason Ward
it measures physiological responses if you don't feel bad about lying, you'll pass the test why do you think the guy who raped a 12 year old into a coma passed? hilary knew, and that's why she laughed about it
Ian Morgan
>I heard they get really deep into your background, i mean really deep, like finding out what kind of porn you jack off to and searching up everything in your history before hiring. And then they make you take a lie detector test. They will also train you how to beat the test if you get in. seems like it would take more man-hours than it would be worth compared to just making sure they maintain adequate compartmentalization
