/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3456

► Detected: 2,920,961 (+1,404) ► Died: 203,272 (+106) ► Day: 108 (-23:59:59)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,584 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Chinese activists detained after leaking information on GitHub
archive.is/XXo1l

China wants to delete this:
github.com/Terminus2049/Terminus2049.github.io

8 patients in Hong Kong test positive after "recovery"
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Virus killed more Americans in 1 month than the flu in 1 year
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Blood thickening associated to infection
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>ARCHIVE
Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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91 fully "recovered" cases test positive again in South Korea
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Ecuador hands out 2,000 cardboard emergency coffins
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Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
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Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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Scientists warned SARS was going to reemerge in China
archive.is/JtYL1

>LATEST
▶ 15 new cases and 1 new death in Australia
▶ 5 new cases in Paraguay
▶ 17 new cases in Jamaica
▶ 10 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Korea
▶ 9 new cases in New Zealand
▶ 6 new cases in Norway
▶ 128 new cases and 12 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 33 new cases and 2 new deaths in Uruguay
▶ 970 new cases and 84 new deaths in Mexico

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phillyvoice.com/jefferson-covid-19-vaccine-rabies-coravax-coronavirus-pandemic-philadelphia/
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theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/20/carbon-dioxide-shortage-us-food-water-coronavirus
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-23/usda-inspector-reported-to-die-amid-meat-plant-viral-outbreaks
inquirer.com/business/limerick-nuclear-plant-refueling-coronavirus-workers-infected-20200408.html
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fas.org/irp/nic/china_wmd.html
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A new stimulus bill has been proposed and it's called "The Emergency Money for the People Act." H.R. 6496

If passed, the bill will pay Americans $2,000 a month for up to 6 months.

A petition for the bill is below. Pease sign/share it. Afterwards contact your representative and ask them to support this bill.

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>2920905 infected
>203269 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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when does this become a something burger? 1 million dead?

Oh no

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Also

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Checked, per person or household?

take your meds schizo

Dunno, when someone famous dies? Or start affecting for, real, to a considerable amount of rich people.

Rate my PrEP boysssssss

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bakersfieldnow.com/news/coronavirus/naval-destroyer-uss-kidd-reports-rise-in-virus-cases-to-33

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>NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT THE GOVERNMENT SAYS!! WHAT? YOU'RE GOING OUTSIDE?! I HOPE YOU DIE!!

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Very silly of anyone to suggest fasttracking a vaccine if it hasn't been tested properly.

Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

At this point I'm starting to think all of politicians are freaking out thanks to something we don't fully know.
Even if they fear economic doomsday or social collapse, there's something more to make them take retarded decisions just like that one.

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Hi user.
Stop being a faggot and read this.
pmohackbook.org/
This literally cured my addiction and I didn't struggle, it's just went away.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 960,651 (54,256) #2 Spain 223,759 (22,902) #3 Italy 195,351 (26,384) #4 France 161,488 (22,614) #5 Germany 156,513 (5,877) #6 United Kingdom 148,377 (20,319) #7 Turkey 107,773 (2,706) #8 Iran 89,328 (5,650) #9 China 82,827 (4,632) #10 Russia 74,588 (681) #11 Brazil 59,324 (4,057) #12 Canada 45,354 (2,465) #13 Belgium 45,325 (6,917) #14 Netherlands 37,190 (4,409) #15 Switzerland 28,894 (1,599) #16 India 26,283 (825) #17 Peru 25,331 (700) #18 Portugal 23,392 (880) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 18,561 (1,063) #21 Sweden 18,177 (2,192) #22 Saudi Arabia 16,299 (136) #23 Israel 15,298 (199) #24 Austria 15,148 (536) #25 Mexico 13,842 (1,305) #26 Japan 13,231 (360) #27 Chile 12,858 (181) #28 Pakistan 12,723 (269) #29 Singapore 12,693 (12) #30 Poland 11,273 (524) #31 South Korea 10,728 (242) #32 Romania 10,635 (601) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,813 (71) #34 Belarus 9,590 (67) #35 Qatar 9,358 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +970 (+84) #2 Panama +200 (+5) #3 Brazil +128 (+12) #4 Uruguay +33 (+2) #5 Australia +15 (+1) #6 South Korea +10 (+2) #7 Jamaica +17 #8 China +11 #9 New Zealand +9 #10 Norway +6 #11 Paraguay +5…

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>still seething
>still indoors

Conservative mutts can be pretty dumb sometimes. If you believe that it's a chinese bioweapon (could be true) why would you want to expose yourself and your family?
You won't turn into a lib just because you agree with them on that issue...

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>protesters are high IQ
okay, this is epic

Checked and Keked
Guarantee this is going to happen,
Andrew Yang was just Predictive Programming
Per person, there will probably be similar restrictions to last stimulus bill

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Check. Idk if I have Coronachan or not but I think I have Coronachan

I bet they taste like trash.

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i'm pretty sure they know shit is only begiining and the real deal with only show up later they still fail to have a logical and to use reason while also being unable to think on long-term solutions, its pathetic

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
phillyvoice.com/jefferson-covid-19-vaccine-rabies-coravax-coronavirus-pandemic-philadelphia/

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conservaboomers are beyond saving.

>what could possibly go wrong

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Protesters are even dumber than the guy on the left.

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If you believe hard enough, you can manifest all things.

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>give me liberty or give me death
Hong Kong fights for fucking freedom against authoritarian chink regime.
Americans fight for haircuts.

Mutts shouldn't be even allowed to use Patrick Henry's sentence.

I bet they taste like armadillos and those are fucking delicious

I’ve been coughing all night. It’s awful.

Unless you buy organic.

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Looks like they nuked both of sven's accounts.

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Is it too late to get the anti-rabies vaccine? That shit is worse than Corona by miles

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Back in 2018 i did some industrial work on that ship
The mess hall was completely torn out and rebuilt, and the deck plating on the forward right side was cut out and replaced due to heavy rust

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Get off the computer and get some rest

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The US was concerned that a wuhan lab was hiding bioweapon research and development as far back as 1999
Pic related

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Looks like they're going with the rabies jab
Oh boy
phillyvoice.com/jefferson-covid-19-vaccine-rabies-coravax-coronavirus-pandemic-philadelphia/?fbclid=IwAR2q3vTR9N9-SDOD3Ef7o5oCuVn4eWxBjIUJwI5cWkDvRRtKYWE5P3VUio4

Wasnt there a fuck up with the original ebola version of this?

And I thought that British American Tobacco were growing one already?

Who ordered the doble nothingburger?

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And are you the suspicious Polbro?

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I've been buying sour cream and onion dip
Shining lights in my asshole
Injecting bleach mixed with vit C
I cant keep up with this shit
fuck this shit

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$2,000 a month would be for individuals. Not sure how much couples would get. The same people who received payment from the CARES Act would also get paid under this new bill.

Everyone here slurps on cocks

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Time to manifest zombies into reality. You can do it, Corona-chan!

▶ 59 new cases and 2 new deaths in Bolivia
▶ 8 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 2 new cases in Myanmar

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10-4 good buddy

They don't believe that. These people are my friends, family and coworkers. They are literally /NBG/ and Bill Mitchell combined. At our company meeting a couple days ago all 10 people got to say their piece

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>Myanmar
Where?

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Would you like some zombies on top of your extinction level virus?

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He lived and died by his word. It's admirable, really.

>Americans fight for their shuttered family businesses
FTFY

CHECKED, AND YES PLEASE

If your serious, don’t forget to delete your browser history

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Can we all focus on how this is going to pass and quickly?
They are going to be strong armed into it when people across the country are either incapable of or refuse to pay rent. The unemployment rate alone basically demands it, number is probably way higher since a lot of people who are unable to work right now dont even qualify for unemployment. Tons of people have had their working hours reduced but are still employed

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Dropping a breadcrumb.

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(checked)
Yes please

This is proof he was right, he knew too much so they "covid'd" him

Its gonna be like the ones in 28 days later.

why rabies? some scientist watch too many zombie movies and wants to make it a reality?

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Ofc. Still highly suspicious of the reason you're here. But probably you're not a bot.

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Double checked, power of positive thinking

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He's the death cultist pole. I know because I lurk here 24/7

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Bill's vaccine is made from recombinant rat parts, which is a special genetically engineered human-rat chimera. the recmbinant mouse has human blood, human organs and a human immune system, including the glands, and these chimera mice grow all the medicine inside their bodies.
>year of the rat
you wanted to be part rat, right? it's mouse model number 28B11.
>you are now aware that one of the biolab samples that we caught the chinese spies trying to smuggle out of the united states was an (((antibody mouse)))
recombinant mouse. here is the thing, if you value your humanity at all then you don't want mouse DNA inside you just to make you immune to viruses which aren't real because viruses don't exist. The other half of the vaccine is made from fetal stem cells taken from abortions which are cultured out in huge biovats.

Does your religion forbid killing people?

Does your religion forbid killing babies?

Does your religion forbid drinking blood?

Does your religion forbid human sacrifice?

Then you can't have Bill's vaccine without even getting into the recombinant mouse problem. The vaccine is easily the most satanic and evil thing they have every done. once the rest of you have taken it, you will no longer be human and will pose no spiritual, intellectual nor evolutionary threat to their species whatsoever.
In order to make sure you understand the threat to humanity, to your entire specie, the Global Consciousness Project dot is now pink. Do not waste my agency. You are not being warned about this for no reason.
gcpdot.com/

Burma

Why yes i would like some zombies for this nothingburgers please

theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/20/carbon-dioxide-shortage-us-food-water-coronavirus
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-23/usda-inspector-reported-to-die-amid-meat-plant-viral-outbreaks
inquirer.com/business/limerick-nuclear-plant-refueling-coronavirus-workers-infected-20200408.html

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Burma

Organic is pseudo-science based off vitalism.

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No it's more like
>Americans fight for their right to force everyone to die by their own stupidity and anti-intellectualism
If they actually cared about saving small businesses they'd be screaming at the government for allowed the PPP to be cannibalized by all of the typical cronies occupying the White House.

the fuck is this shit

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Please. Stop. I am not laughing anymore. I will dox you, and personally kill you.

China and Weapons of Mass Destruction: Implications for The United States
November 1999
fas.org/irp/nic/china_wmd.html

Wuhan mentioned in the bioweapon section scroll right down

stop

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Brainlet here. How did worst koreans trace mobiles?It's like tinder or it is tracking something integrated in thw phone?

I guess we should all buy their stonks so they get it out there

I mean, it's the only chance of Gorona Zombies

STOP

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Looks like rolls of plastic sheeting?

With out the booper, and the stay safer, the tone of the thread really does devolve into a lot of depressing shit and anger

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This is 1+ month old user.

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Is this from the GitHub leak?

>viruses don't exist
>

society's getting chipped and vaccined

deal with it :)

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No fever though.... We shall see how this plays out.

>44
Not cool. Not cool at all.

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28 days later zombies aren't really zombies
More like virus that turns you into a khorne berserker

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It's too late user, your doubles are making her stronger, too

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In the dvd extra for 28 weeks later, that's actually straight up how the rage virus was made, except it was ebola.

No, its because it can

EASILY CROSS THE BLOID BRAIN BARRIER OR HIDE IN THE NERVOUS SYSTEM

I'm not making that up sadly

I only eat fresh, straight from nature

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Predictable. Feels before reals

Exactly.

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Yeah, they were changing the dates in January on the fly IIRC.

4991 is a very close match to Corona, even more so than RatG13.

Google canadian mass shooter stolen car

Look at the number on the police car
28b11 what are the bloody odds of that

Best timeline, accept the madness fren...

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Post link to whole paper please?

Leave.

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▶ 43 new cases and 2 new deaths in Guatemala

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Trump 2 weeks ago: 65k is the upper limit

Yup.

X to doubt.

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Where is this from? I've been saying since WIV came out with RaTG13 it's fake, there's not even a publication belonging to it, just a cover because the REAL backbone is ZC45 isolated by the chink military, with proven neuro-invasive potential in rats.
Anyway nobody here will care just literal rebbitors, faggots and shills

gutenberg upload, so it's old, but yeah

You are right, its not cool
Its ice cool

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You dont deserve to exist

I shall protect your innocence i will summon infinite monkeys to swarm your enemies, stay safe!

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