/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3455

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ECUADOR DIDN'T UPDATE NUMBERS SINCE YESTERDAY

ECUADOR IS KILL

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Sounds like corona

>the current fucking year
>PAYING for anime
>PAYING (((funimation))) to insert feminist propaganda into the scripts

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Imagine not knowing a pack of non-filtered Camels is the best treatment available.

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Anons please keep seeding this for months so as anyone can get it also

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>mfw quarantine has been technically lifted here
Oh it's gonna be awful

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Probably

I am a God and I say all of you are going to die.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 960,651 (54,256) #2 Spain 223,759 (22,902) #3 Italy 195,351 (26,384) #4 France 161,488 (22,614) #5 Germany 156,513 (5,877) #6 United Kingdom 148,377 (20,319) #7 Turkey 107,773 (2,706) #8 Iran 89,328 (5,650) #9 China 82,827 (4,632) #10 Russia 74,588 (681) #11 Brazil 59,196 (4,045) #12 Canada 45,354 (2,465) #13 Belgium 45,325 (6,917) #14 Netherlands 37,190 (4,409) #15 Switzerland 28,894 (1,599) #16 India 26,283 (825) #17 Peru 25,331 (700) #18 Portugal 23,392 (880) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 18,561 (1,063) #21 Sweden 18,177 (2,192) #22 Saudi Arabia 16,299 (136) #23 Israel 15,298 (199) #24 Austria 15,148 (536) #25 Mexico 13,842 (1,305) #26 Japan 13,231 (360) #27 Chile 12,858 (181) #28 Pakistan 12,723 (269) #29 Singapore 12,693 (12) #30 Poland 11,273 (524) #31 South Korea 10,718 (240) #32 Romania 10,635 (601) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,813 (71) #34 Belarus 9,590 (67) #35 Qatar 9,358 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +970 (+84) #2 Panama +200 (+5) #3 Uruguay +33 (+2) #4 China +11…

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Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

Found zero links of the virus with constipation though

>What did you make? Two eggs and a sausage?
No, Chicken and dumplings! It's one of his favorites!

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*In unison*
>"Hello, user"

Just add hydroxycloroquine, and you'll be fine in no time.

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Already reposted it on other places as well, so it should get more seeders now

been having chest tightness and been spitting up lots of white for awhile now
No coofing though.
Blood 02 is relatively normal even though i feel like shit
Im worried she got me anons

Ecuador videos
twitter.com/NellyPSUVYa/status/1254211118207324171
twitter.com/Studio63_ke/status/1251557833725919235
twitter.com/stillgray/status/1251875182374907910
twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1254072904305778688
twitter.com/ccplus/status/1254085260503113728
twitter.com/TRTWorldNow/status/1251884720809562114
twitter.com/dwnews/status/1252417268404965376
twitter.com/Monyka03/status/1253904194190348288
twitter.com/JoseDTruth/status/1252445138267373569
twitter.com/AustinKellerman/status/1251649962309369858

So no more Trump pressers?

>whore nails
pass

Definitely not constipation. You got the 'ronas.

He's simply undergoing the Transformation arc. We'll see the hero's Mk. II form very soon

B A S E D

reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/g7l5ta/a_friend_offering_some_advice_to_the_covid/

Looks like they're going with the rabies jab
Oh boy
phillyvoice.com/jefferson-covid-19-vaccine-rabies-coravax-coronavirus-pandemic-philadelphia/?fbclid=IwAR2q3vTR9N9-SDOD3Ef7o5oCuVn4eWxBjIUJwI5cWkDvRRtKYWE5P3VUio4

Wasnt there a fuck up with the original ebola version of this?

And I thought that British American Tobacco were growing one already?

Who ordered the doble nothingburger with a side of zombies?

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Imagine believing chink fibs about their cases

Please kill yourself.

ls that Ecuador user still ok?

Most nu women are thots.

DIGITS AND USA WILL MAKE IT TO 56% OF WORLD CASES

Im not a medfag but that sounds more like bronchitis.
Kek is trolling the shit out of you

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I usually find them a bit worse given the extreme number of hoaxposters but tonight hasn't been anywhere near as bad.

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>problem
>implying

>reddit
Leave

is corona a thot, too?

Defeat the THOTICIAN (thot + black magician), user. Here's how... youtu.be/eqi6Ch7RJg0

hasnt posted since yesterday , he might be dead already

>When you put women in charge of life and death on the front line

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Why are you so angry?? It's just food...

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Only partially related, but still..

China tried to influence German government staff to spread Chinese-friendly propaganda and present a positive re-interpretation of how China managed the outbreak. China denied the accusations, but the German government now officially confirmed China's attempts though keeps the ball low to not harm Chinese-German relations.

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article207501567/Coronavirus-Bundesregierung-bestaetigt-chinesische-Einflussversuche.html
archive.is/VfgpE

I really like how after yesterday's dose of Trump saying dumb shit there's been far less nothingburger shitposting here, since they're too busy circlejerking and seething on /ptg/ and on bait threads.

Fuck off, he's based.

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please take care of yourself

from those gutenberg uploads, HK protest kino

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Seriously though, if we make it to 56%, you're never going to let us live it down.

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As long as you hold him inside your heart he will always be alive.

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fake and gay

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14499001

Those motherfucking Chinks. SARS was man-made too, and it came undone due to ORF8 deletion via reverse evolution.

They perfected it. They gave it a single ORF8 and a long tail, so it wouldn't come undone. And it was Corona.

It's ober.

LOL

Aids used in vaccines trials of sars

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2176051/

But what made them shit themselves was the attenuated rabies virus sars vaccine research. Look into it
Imagine them thinking aerosolized rabies got out as contagious as sars
Luckily it seems not to be that bad but the virus crossing the blood brain barrier easily is an attribute of rabies they're using it in brain tumour medicine for that reason now

I am from third world country. Is it true lockdown is opening in next 15 days? I need air to breathe and want everyday life.

Reddit has actually been pretty good on corona
Yas Forums is full of nothingburger retards

Thank you user.

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>Madison
>My State
Theres so many people there

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Can someone tell me which disinfectant works best and where the best sites to inject it is

Anyone else having a hard time playing vidya or doing anything?
Im one of those people who cant do anything else if there is a personal problem or crisis or happening. Stuck in /cvg/ 24/7

I wanted the zombies to be real

/cvg/ keeps telling me that we’re all dying though

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Please kill yourself.
Now you kill yourself.

>2920905 infected
>203269 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Holy shit trump is fatter than Kim

Depends on your country user. We're doing the first reopening here in two days, then a normal reopening but with no mass gatherings nor bars nor discos and stuff of that sort for an indefinite period.

>source: TMZ

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bleach of course

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I hope you're okay, you seem upset. Please take care of yourself!

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you know GIMP is free right? or are you just lazy?

Your expecting Corona-chan to just suddenly mutate herself away?
Seems too much like a miracle or despration to put your hopes in

based ponytail corona-chan

Then go there and don’t come back

Someone I know bet 250 bucks that there wouldn't be 50,000 deaths in America by the end of the year. Now he's going full damage control and saying none of the official sources like worldometer count because they "have no staff". Nothingburgers are pathetic.

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Honestly, in a crisis situation things like that needs to be done.
It's literally laugh or cry, they're doing stupid shit like that in the little downtime they have.
I work with people worried about Covid19 in my job, and we joke a lot and do stupid shit to keep sane.

Like how I sent out an email saying you shouldn't drink milk anymore, because if you have corona and drink milk it can develop into cowrona

Same, it's more hilarious knowing that she will come to you and get you out of this world.

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Of course. Has to be bigger than the other world leaders in order to establish dominance.

Taco Bell is excellent at relieving the symptom "unable to defecate"

What's /cvg/'s opinion of ComputingForever?

Please kill yourself.
You too.

>Reddit
>Good
Last I checked they were fapping over the fact that pollution is down because of the lockdown.

Redditors are the eternal pretentious midwit, and you seem like the type. Do humanity a favor a neck yourself.

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I downloaded gimp bit but never bothered learning how to use it. Seems complicated. I will stick to making garbage memes on paint 3d.

It's a nothingburger fren. Those numbers are fake as fuck. I don't know anybody who has corona. The lockdowns are a masonic charade to prepare the next step for global domination. You should be embarrased because you don't fight for your freedom. Iran is cooperating with the charade because they want their part of the cake. There's nobody in Ecuador dying. China is all right. Just a flu.

The only truth here is that my country is fucked beyond belief by lack of paella and bullfighting these next months.

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the imouto will be interesting to watch

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>china WILL unironically get away with unleashing a deadly bioweapon

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They still have there problems but right now they are far more informed on this issue than Yas Forums

seethe harder BITCH

Kind of boring.

Kek I think eating shit like that actually made me constipated

No u.

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I work for the French gov
I must say if we open in two weeks we're fucked i the ass

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This.
Now that I finished prepping, collecting info about a virus that could make your heart explode just seems more useful and logical than doing anything else.

▶ 9 new cases in New Zealand
▶ 6 new cases in Norway
▶ 128 new cases and 12 new deaths in Brazil

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Someone apart from me get on the rabies hype train please

Google

Ebola rabies vaccine
Rabies sars vaccine
Aerosolized rabies research china
Airborne rabies transmission
Pic related
In 1973 a yank scientist died of it after a lab incident

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I am also happy that pollution is down

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Vinegar suppository. Start with the food grade. Apple or white your choice. Move up to industrial grade over time.

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Humor and laughing in the face of extreme stress and doom in a natural reaction to stop you from going insane

Why always two weeks?

Not even a little. They're barely keeping up with our table scraps. Also didn't their chink overlords nuke them several times?

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No, rather the Chinks made it so she can't.

Please kill yourself.

Is it oni hour?

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Frankly enough I used to post at 4 am but my sleeping schedule seems to be fixing itself as of late.
Which is sad since the algerian takes request at that hour. If you see him salute him from my part

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Don't be so tsundere~

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average incubation period for critical coofers

Comfy as fuck live PD lockdown edition

Drink Bleach!
It helps cure the virus!
Drink Bleach today!

it's not in corona so who cares

The incubation period of rabies in humans is generally 20–60 days. However, fulminant disease can become symptomatic within 5–6 days; more worrisome, in 1%–3% of cases the incubation period is >6 months. >Confirmed rabies has occurred as long as 7 years after exposure, but the reasons for this long latency are unknown.
academic.oup.com/cid/article/30/1/4/323391

That's why coronachan can stay hidden for so long before striking

what did they mean by this?

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Nah not yet

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Isnt ebola rabies vaccine the exact thing that caused 28 days later zombies?
Whoever is behind that is taking the piss

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user, it's time to inject.

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It's always oni/monstergirl hour!

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Remember that Vietnam is doing drink/paste made by black cats to stop Coronavirus.

Please kill yourself.

no

I actually did try the treatment. But not by drinking bleach. Yesterday I took one of my mom's insulin needles and injected 10ml of bleach into my leg. Fucking burnt like hell but I'll be damned my cough cleared up right away and my feet stopped tingling

Work on improving yourselves in the lockdown guys. Use this time to get yourself ready for the next stage.

Development of a recombinant replication-deficient rabies virus-based bivalent-vaccine against MERS-CoV and rabies virus and its humoral immunogenicity in mice
Hirofumi Kato, Mutsuyo Takayama-Ito, Itoe Iizuka-Shiota, Shuetsu Fukushi, Guillermo Posadas-Herrera, Madoka Horiya, [...view 9 more...], Chang-Kweng Lim
journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0223684

Was already proven fake, but I hope they do sometime soon

Feels good not being on that leaderboard

On the 11 May France is going to open things slowly, but we don't have enough tests, masks and everything

If you can't read french : Italy is considering exiting containment. With no date set for the moment, a plan for exiting containment has been submitted.
o Phase 1: Current period - general closure of stores and industrial activities, as well as quarantine for the entire population
o Phase 2: "cohabitation with the virus" with gradual openings and a series of precautions to be adopted: the interpersonal distance of one metre to be respected, mandatory masks in public places, etc.
Accompanied by a serological prevalence survey in a similar way to Spain, but with priority focus on strategic economic sectors. However, immunologists point out that there is not enough knowledge about the virus to conclude that the presence of antibodies guarantees immunity and recovery.
o Phase 3: a return to normal life can only occur once the threat is definitively overcome, which could correspond to the arrival of a vaccine on the market.

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Please kill yourself.
Please kill yourself.

Hey guys so I just drank bleach is Corona-chan kill now?

PEPE DOMINGO GOT THE VIRUS GUYS

elespanol.com/elbernabeu/tertulias/20200425/pepe-domingo-castano-confirma-coronavirus-cuerpo-luchando/485201968_0.html
;_;

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I found this thing in my backyard. Kinda cute. Don't know what it is, though.

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>the virus has gained 2mil+ cases, or will soon in just one month since the 1mil cases mark
>it hasn't even begun

Place your bets, how long until we get 10mil, 100mill and 1 billion cases and thus the beginning of the end?

It would seem the thread has now died down or has rested, in a few hours or so maybe the europeans will post again

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Interesting read
smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-new-coronavirus-affects-some-animals-not-others-180974689/

>Dumb shill going off script
Sure they are user. Have an upvote for being a good conformist sheep.

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Yeah. Fucked isnt it. Contagious as sars or flu, could you imagine? Most publications say that the attempted vaccine was safe, others say it showed up in mice months and months later

Picture some fucking chink lab assistant taking home the supposedly healthy mice as pets

I dont know why they do this shit really I dont