College loan debt?

>college loan debt?
>whats that?

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The fine we pay for not killing/dying for Israel.

>NOT DYING FOR ISRAEL?
>WHATS THAT?

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>a man goes into a bar with a turtle under his arm
>goes to the bar and orders a drink
>another man at the bar asks him about the turtle
>"oh i use this turtle for tricks"
>the second man intrigued asks if he could see a trick
>"sure"
>he puts the turtle on the bar unzips his pants and pulls out his dick
>he waves his dick in front of the turtle and the turtle bites down on his dick
>the man stands there for 5 seconds pulls out a pencil from his pocket and pokes the turtle in the eye and the turtle let's go
>the man turns to the bar patron and goes
>"bet you 10 dollars you cant do that"
>the bar patron sits there
>"ok I'll do it, just dont poke me in the eye with that pencil"

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Hahaha how is college debt real like just dont pay it back nigga

>keeping my limbs?
>but isreal

>die for israel
>while your gf is getting fucked by another man in your house

>join military to get free college
>simps praise you and clap because thinks you protects amerikkka

I almost joined the military years ago, then I found out the wars are bullshit and learned about zog.

Don't forget getting BAH to go to school. NEETs on here will never understand the post military BAH collecting life lol. I pity them desu

How about if you join the military all debt will be cleared? Is that a good plan ?

That happens for some MOS's, especially doctors and lawyers who join. Idk about bachelor degrees though, although if you are an officer you will be making enough to pay off your loans p quick anyways

Theyre not stupid, theyre just pussies who take their self-pity and self-hate out on chads who are down to gamble at the highest stakes for good roi.
I like it. Good plan bro.

>marine at college
>simple math what is that?

Kys

pretty nice here in CA. plus 100% disability on top of it, I never want to work again

Ok you got me there senpai.

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Don't forget fat too. Most of the people on here wouldn't be able to cut it psychically in the military.

Been there, done that. Fuck you, Pog boot fuck.

Its the penalty for lacking honor.

Shutup neverserve, joining the military at 18 >>> going to college and paying loans till youre 50.
An airforce pog could assrape you.

Get in the box

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>goes $80,000 in debt to be taught brainwashed by Jewish propaganda
Must be nice man

No Werther's original lozenges?

Where's your CAR tho lmao

>Legs?
>What are those?

I did serve, in fact I ALREADY served. No self respecting Marine would make a cringe post like this. I bet you can't do 5 pull ups. Fucking civilian. Mods, delete this thread.

That a good goy

>Tfw chair forced in Germany for 4 years forecasting weather.

>Tfw free bba while serving. GI Bill got me a free MBA at private school + plus 1600 a month spending money and collecting unemployment

That's sick man make sure to apply for disability when you get out too. It's so nice

Why are you so blasted?
You really think these idiots are better off signing 100k-200k loans at 18 with ridiculous assfuck interest are better off?

>college
>be brainwashed by jew propaganda
v
>go in the military
>be brainwashed by jew propaganda
>also literally die or have your face burned off for the jews

Honestly I'm thinking of joining the Marines just to piss off my Army father.

Like AFN shit? Or weather balloons?

20% so about ~$300 a month for life

Marines are on the frontline but a majority of people don't see combat.

>the 85yo boomer

If coming up with 50k for college is some insurmountable task, maybe you weren't college material to begin with.

Sat at desk and wrote forecasts for flights around Europe. Then I went into the “vault” and forecasted for all the Secret shit in Africa.

I tried to join the Air Force,l after failing college. Recruiter Tried to instantly make me a pararescue even though I made a 92 and wanted to do intelligence and shit. Fuck rwcrwuiters I’m not jumping out of planes right off the bat.

still had to pay my loans back to the govt after college when i commissioned. There's no beating (((them)))

The complete idiocy of this exchange should give you an idea of what you're in for if you join. That is, before you get your face melted off for the jews.

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>running?
>what's that?

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I don't know. I'm a rednigger so my college was free. I'm also from a wealthier tribe, so I get alot of free gibs

>My college education cost me an arm and a leg!

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Damn thats honeslty pretty fucking cool bro.
Do you partake in casinos?

Israel needs to expand, friend

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Leaf thinks that all positions in the military have an equal risk of dying for Isreal.

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Take orders from fags
Take orders from nigs
Take orders from womyn
Take orders from dyke nigs

>most of the people on here wouldn't be able to cut it psychically in the military

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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>be in debt
or
>die for israel

You are a welfare queen.

Ah yes, when you sign up, you go "I'd like to have a non-dangerous position, please." and the military goes, "Sure thing son, anything you want!"

I think you're kinda missing the point.

I'm starting to realize the "die for israel" people don't even look at battle statistics. The majority of people who do tours never see combat.

Occasionally. Sad thing is, alot of my fellow tribe gets their $2,000 check every month and spends all of it at the casino. The stereotype about Indians being degenerates is mostly true.