/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3453

Nothing burgers, why is he acting like such a little bitch?

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N E W N O R M A L

W E A R E T H E N O R M I E S N O W

>#3453
Can't keep up with this sheit

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let me explain to you why /cvg/ fags are the shills, and /nbg/ are the good guys. It's very simple: Which side would real Yas Forums users choose?

/cvg/ embarks in constant gaslighting to keep this lockdown going as long as possible, saying this virus is apocalypse-level and billions of lives will be lost if we lift it. Let me ask you this: Since when in the fuck does pol want to PRESERVE this clown world? Since when does pol bend over backwards to PROTECT NORMIE LIVES? Since when does pol AGREE WITH CUOMO?

By the incessant normie-dick-sucking done by /cvg/ faggots, you can easily and immediately draw the conclusion: These happooners consist solely of actual, unironically retarded people, and SHILLS. There are no real pol users trying to construe this virus as a big deal. There are no real pol users advocating for the protection of the heckin boomerinos. All such people are simply socialist shills / globalist useful-idiots who want desperately to turn this FABRICATED NOTHINGBURGER into an opportunity to impose big-government mass cucknation, sling shit at trump, anally cactus-fuck small businesses, and of course, harvest lots of precious shekels through sensationalist news media.

>b-b-but /nbg/ fags want to go back to work and serve mr shekelberg

The ONLY companies truly harmed right now are small businesses, ie. the only businesses not run by a board room full of kikes.

The simple fact is, this virus is quite mild and has been present throughout the country since December at the latest. We lived with this virus for 3 fucking months without even noticing it. It's no different than any other random-ass case of "pneumonia" that pops up in hundreds of thousands of people every year. The only difference this year is it's an election year, and so shills (cvg) have turned it into a tool for their kikeful gain.

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>inb4 faggy boop poster

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Bros... for two weeks, I felt power. it was me who warned all my coworkers and my family members about the dangers of corona-chan. It was me who started stocking up food and buying masks. I felt important for two weeks. Discussing this stupid meme illness on social media, posting videos and your fake fucking statistics...god..I spit all the false knowledge you fucking idiots dumped here, and now I'm ridiculized every fucking day of my life.
You made me obsessed with this shit, you, people, who jerk each other in a spiral of lunacy and desinformation. I felt like a true epidemiologist, and the fact was, you were all fucking wrong. Now people mock me, every time they see me using hand sanitizer I hear them whispering "this is the corona guy", they fake wearing N95 masks when they pass in front of me with tissues in the office, and almost with no new fucking cases outside China, the recovered being 7 times the dead, with only 3 deaths outside China and only them being old or people with AIDS, I feel like a clown. I feel like I have exposed my gullible mind to all my coworkers and family.
I might as well kill my self.

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bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-52426962
fuck yeah, spread it

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Someone is still posting my copypasta.

Based.

TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%
> TOP KEK LOSER CVG DOOMER FUCKS BTFO FATALITY RATE UNDER .2%

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Based hobby. Do it for her, anons.

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If you reply to a burger post, you deserve to be baited to oblivion.
You are not fish, right user?

why did Ecuador get fucked up so bad?

It's just the flu, bro.

ignore nothing burgers and people who don't post sources. don't argue with them.

>reminder it’s in china’s best interest to keep the US economy shutdown as long as possible
>reminder that anyone shilling to continue the shutdown is a chinese shill or a dumb manipulated user unknowingly shilling in their interest
>reminder anyone exaggerating threat level of the virus (0.05% killrate - low threat) is a chinese shill
>reminder that all cvg is chinese shills exaggerating severity of virus and lost and manipulated Yas Forums incel anons doom posting
>chinese shills and doom posters have the same mission and work together

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>doctors release patients after the acute phase and they know they're still infectious but there's literally nowhere to put them and they ask them to stay at home for 2 weeks

Self-sustaining outbreaks, even with lockdowns

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death rate is literally zero percent

>death rate is literally zero percent

death rate is literally zero percent

>death rate is literally zero percent

death rate is literally zero percent

>death rate is literally zero percent

death rate is literally zero percent

>death rate is literally zero percent

death rate is literally zero percent

>death rate is literally zero percent

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Why are there so many images of japs
Also, I feel weird at how hot this is

>This one unironic retarded burger still posting about muh freedomz and shiiieeeettt just to promote that it's okay to go outside and do stuff yet still screams itt about muh liberties and shiieeettt
If you're gonna die, don't drag anyone with you, deputa

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>NOOOOO STAY INSIDE! THE VIRUS GLASSES LUNGS AND HIDES IN YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM AND COMES BACK OUT OF NOWHERE AND GIVES YOU HIV BUT WORSE LIKE SUPER AIDS MIXED WITH EBOLA! MY GOVERNMENT TOLD ME TO STAY INSIDE AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM DOING! IM A FUCKING BOOTLICKING BITCH WHO BELIEVES THE FEAR MONGERING AS MY RIGHTS ARE BEING TAKEN AWAY!

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NEWS UPDATE

Germany did its Heinsberg Covid cluster study
they found for the region
>14% already infected
>2% active cases
>0,37% lethality

population was selected as a representative to the total german pop.
the hospitals where never overwhelmed so this is a best case scenario

but
>0,37%
being a best case scenario is way to low
my guess italy and US will be somewhere around 1-3%

source press conference:
youtube.com/watch?v=Vnr
HamW8OXQ
[Open]
>important part starts about 14:30

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>UPDATED CHARTS @ 25 Apr 2020
UPDATED CHARTS @ 25 Apr 2020

Changes:
>Reworked exponential approximation with proper formula
>Added Cases/death grow + weekends comparison

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katu.com/news/local/portland-area-man-visits-11-wendys-restaurants-on-his-mission-for-free-nuggets
I didnt know Skweezy Jibbs was from portland

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Wow, he really did a number on himself with the whole inject disinfectant and take the light and heat inside (((sarcasm))) thing.
In fairness though, he's right, when there no new information to warrant him and his cohort speaking, its pretty pointless, and the media asks dogshit questions anyway.

>Compare Corona to Spanish Flu
>Talk about permanent consequences of infection, even if there's no real proof yet
>Talk about how people will die at home or on the streets, unable to breathe, a horrible death for everyone
>R0 = massive, always say this, even if there's no proof yet

Sounds like Yas Forums for the last few weeks, doesn't it?

Well, it's actually from a work by the German government/think tanks, which is mainly about how to make home quarantines and curfews more palatable to the populace. Make them afraid, that is the trick, and they will accept everything.

Quite a weird coincidence that Yas Forums has used absolutely the same arguments and talking points until recently, isn't it? And even more amazing that the same arguments and talking points weren't just used on Yas Forums, but also on all other chans, on reddit and on mainstream media news.

What a coincidence, right?

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I'm doing my part.

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did he do a presser today?

youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

3 mil coming quick

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No he's to scared to imbass himself again.

How are people going to die when the actual death rate is a fraction of a percent?