/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3452

There are no brakes on this train... we're going to zombieland soon!

BLEACHED

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>Dead: 204,992
lol, still only 204,992.
How many days has it been stuck at 204,992? Four days? Five days?

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So how big are you guys Corona Chan folders now?

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Long live argiebaker
Long live argieanons

How will Kim Yo Jong respond to corona?

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You promissed Kek. Don't disappoint us

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>tfw the second wave in the fall will scare these schizophrenics straight.

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nypost.com/2020/04/25/std-cases-plummet-amid-coronavirus-pandemic/
>HAVE SEX INCEL!!!!
>REEEEEEEEEE

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What the fuck is up with the US i thought they peaked yet they are getting +30k cases daily

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Hello Gary

some of you nothingburgers are alright,

don't go outside tomorrow

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There is clearly no vaccine coming. Treatment may be an option but not for several years. The goal is to not catch it. My fellow burgers seem to have mostly misunderstood the situation. No surprise though considering the state of education here.

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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K glowniggers. I've figured out the series of events that has brought you faggots and us to this cursed thread. It's been about the middle east - always has been.
>Pic related.

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Who is ready for the economy to collapse and the third world to starve to death?

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Based Italian L4Dposter, you're alive

Infection rate is the system choke.

Death rate is for those that have never been in pain and fear death. Infection rate is for those that fear pain and not getting stuff.

looking better, hope we can reopen soon.

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On the off-chance that this pandemic wasn't caused intentionally and world leaders really did try their best to prevent it, and we really were months ahead on all of this, doesn't that make us akin to intelligence super-weapons?

Why haven't governments employed weaponized autism and schizo think tanks yet?

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Isn't it weird how these threads have a big chunk of argies and poles?

How did you teach a hammerhead shark how to sit on a chair? Cool.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 956,540 (54,124) #2 Spain 223,759 (22,902) #3 Italy 195,351 (26,384) #4 France 161,488 (22,614) #5 Germany 156,418 (5,873) #6 United Kingdom 148,377 (20,319) #7 Turkey 107,773 (2,706) #8 Iran 89,328 (5,650) #9 China 82,816 (4,632) #10 Russia 74,588 (681) #11 Brazil 58,616 (4,016) #12 Canada 45,354 (2,465) #13 Belgium 45,325 (6,917) #14 Netherlands 37,190 (4,409) #15 Switzerland 28,894 (1,599) #16 India 26,283 (825) #17 Peru 25,331 (700) #18 Portugal 23,392 (880) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 18,561 (1,063) #21 Sweden 18,177 (2,192) #22 Saudi Arabia 16,299 (136) #23 Israel 15,298 (199) #24 Austria 15,148 (536) #25 Mexico 12,872 (1,221) #26 Chile 12,858 (181) #27 Japan 12,829 (345) #28 Singapore 12,693 (12) #29 Pakistan 12,644 (268) #30 Poland 11,273 (524) #31 South Korea 10,718 (240) #32 Romania 10,635 (601) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,813 (71) #34 Belarus 9,590 (67) #35 Qatar 9,358 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +31,308 (+1,931) #2 Russia +5,966 (+66) #3 Brazil +5,621 (+346) #4 United Kingdom +4,913 (+813) #5 Spain +3,995 (+378) #6 Peru +3,683 (+66) #7 Turkey +2,861 (+106) #8 Italy +2,357 (+415) #9 India +1,836 (+45) #10 France +1,660 (+369) #11 Canada +1,466 (+163) #12 Germany +1,419 (+113) #13 Mexico +1,239 (+152) #14 Saudi Arabia +1,197 (+9) #15 Iran +1,134 (+76) #16 Belgium +1,032 (+238) #17 Belarus +817 (+4) #18 Pakistan +704 (+15) #19 Netherlands +655 (+120) #20 Sweden +610 (+40) #21 Portugal +595 (+26) #22 Chile +552 (+7) #23 United Arab Emirates +532 (+7) #24 Ukraine +478 (+8) #25 Indonesia +396 (+31) #26 Poland +381 (+30) #27 Ireland +377 (+49) #28 Bangladesh +309 (+9) #29 Serbia +296 (+7) #30 Kuwait +278 (+4) #31 Colombia +261 (+8) #32 Israel +240 (+5) #33 Denmark +235 (+15) #34 Egypt +227 (+13) #35 Romania +218 (+34)…

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>these threads have a big chunk of argies
shut up that's not true

This is impossible

USA USA USA USA USA

Mine is 172.68MB

I've got to say you lot are fucking retarded some times. How desperate can you be to go back to work when you've got the government paying your wage for staying in?
At this stage, I say let them go out and fucking catch it. Makes it more entertaining for us to watch.

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Kek

Because even though we locked down really late people are still pissed off and the economy is still buttfucked

I plan to carve a kingdom in the bogaloo, dying by coughing my lungs out would be very anti climatic.

Oh hi, you always play psychologist with us. What's bothering you, is it some secrets? Why don't you tell me? We are like brothers, we shouldn't have secrets.

>blatantly lie
>see its a nothingburger
>see guys?
>guys
>do you see?
>
>guys?

small brain
think outside the box neo

>america almost at 1mil
How are we going to conquer the solar system, bros?

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Are you locked down? how many unemployed?

You realize the economy is permafucked. 20-30% unemployment will take decades to undo. Nobody is going to the stores in Germany and Italy even though they've re-opened.

Damn bros... and then there's the blood clotting... it's over for the world. This is our Great Filter.

732 pics, but I also have some hazmats/other happening related images in it, so it propably only 650-690 Corona-Chans

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American exceptionalism has the whole world seething it seems

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youre so cute i love you user

395 MB, pic rel

Git gud newfag

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They have quite a good chunk of regulars at the least.
I think argiebaker has given us some sort of notoriety (and a little bit of pride which translates in willingness of active posting).

Best anons for best general

Why must you remind me I haven't had human touch in months...

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Hope you niggers are seeding this shit cause we really need to get this out

anonfile.com/JdD8wbtao5/goronabirus_items_DDD_torrent

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Excitedly No Comment!!

I'd probably honestly be happier if I got a VR headset and spent all day hanging out with furries doing cringe shit like this

>32047 new cases and 1944 new deaths in the United States
>Saturday

I'm worried about you America. Be safe.

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How many American dead today?

based

not much but its somethin

no please no ;_;

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not that into anime tiddies, mine's basic-bitch tier

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Today they've done 47k tests in NY, and 10k came back positive. They are fucked.
And neither Pennsylvania or Washingotn reported yet. Between the two of them there'll be another ~3k cases.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Pray for Lilith Milkers ;_;

>Fall
>Implying it won't hit just as hard when the govment reopens

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>tfw lost track of time thought it was sunday already
Is it happening, bros?

>tfw no mommywife to huggle with
its not fair bros

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Who’s the anime girl?

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Gonna hold you to that

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>/cvg/ tells me that everything would collapse and we’d start seeing dead people everywhere
>governments have even more power and women are calling themselves heroes for sitting in a chair with scrubs on
Yeah, calling bullshit on this nothingburger. This is a long con.

This general is pure cope by now. Your sad Chinese virus is exposed as the nothingburger it is, and you have nothing left but to keep continuing as you deny the blatant reality that surrounds you. Time to open the world back up and get back to work, children

She's cute af, would accuire HPV from her

Ready!

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yes it also kinda gives you the assumption that unless your immune system is really fast and active in getting rid of it it will become more longterm and thats probably why so many younger people are dying of late term complications like blood clots compared to old people (old people simply get their lungs fully infected and die from that before cuz they dont even put up a fight). young people generally keep it longer in their body and are more likely to get them from long-time exposures (indoor places like night clubs, offices etc and large crowds) meaning higher viral load and it taking too long to be fully eliminated from body fast enough.

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Retarded sometimes? My Paki fren this is a country of absolute morons all around. I personally am self employed so I will not be getting any government gibs. Also I don't need any, plenty in the bank and under the mattress. I say let them coof too. Except, I do want to eventually be able to go back to hunting and fishing where I like. Fucking retards impeading my pleasure time

Brainlet