/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3450

I forgot something
youtube.com/watch?v=R6IlXyzW_LY

And 1 million in the States on Monday.
Exciting times.

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Uhhhh, lads?
theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/20/carbon-dioxide-shortage-us-food-water-coronavirus
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-23/usda-inspector-reported-to-die-amid-meat-plant-viral-outbreaks
inquirer.com/business/limerick-nuclear-plant-refueling-coronavirus-workers-infected-20200408.html

archive.is/ZCKBd
archive.is/LmZcI
archive.is/wip/Ax8Lo(being processedfor archival)

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Gonna have to check'em my good sir.

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How's Boris doing?

No. Not you again.

Anyone else sad that the world is ending over the flu? Couldn't you guys have waited for a really bad disease before you screwed everything up?

reminder that Spain is literally walking Spanish down the hall

and yes, I'll remind you until I find something else I can repeatedly mention

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So wtf is going on in the states? Are we really going to say fuck it and ignore the doctors?

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>It has gain max airborne potential
sys.Yas Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thelancet.com%2Fjournals%2Flancet%2Farticle%2FPIIS0140-6736(20)30937-5%2Ffulltext
>It has gain blood potential
sys.Yas Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.is%2F55OQq
Looks like corona-chan have become quite the nothingburger

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>no PPE
she is not going to make it

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Anyone got expanding coronachans or Diaper coronachans?

Who says this is the last pandemic of our lives?

赤味噌に唐辛子…(;・∀・)

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nice numbers

in my country, the only companies that will survive are the ones that are used to wash money

in other words, every single one of them

any corona-chan posters? share lewds desu

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 953,918 (53,858) #2 Spain 223,759 (22,902) #3 Italy 195,351 (26,384) #4 France 161,488 (22,614) #5 Germany 156,126 (5,846) #6 United Kingdom 148,377 (20,319) #7 Turkey 107,773 (2,706) #8 Iran 89,328 (5,650) #9 China 82,816 (4,632) #10 Russia 74,588 (681) #11 Brazil 58,616 (4,016) #12 Belgium 45,325 (6,917) #13 Canada 45,016 (2,462) #14 Netherlands 37,190 (4,409) #15 Switzerland 28,894 (1,599) #16 India 26,283 (825) #17 Peru 25,331 (700) #18 Portugal 23,392 (880) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 18,561 (1,063) #21 Sweden 18,177 (2,192) #22 Saudi Arabia 16,299 (136) #23 Israel 15,298 (199) #24 Austria 15,148 (536) #25 Mexico 12,872 (1,221) #26 Chile 12,858 (181) #27 Japan 12,829 (345) #28 Singapore 12,693 (12) #29 Pakistan 12,644 (268) #30 Poland 11,273 (524) #31 South Korea 10,718 (240) #32 Romania 10,635 (601) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,813 (71) #34 Belarus 9,590 (67) #35 Qatar 9,358 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +28,686 (+1,665) #2 Russia +5,966 (+66) #3 Brazil +5,621 (+346) #4 United Kingdom +4,913 (+813) #5 Spain +3,995 (+378) #6 Peru +3,683 (+66) #7 Turkey +2,861 (+106) #8 Italy +2,357 (+415) #9 India +1,836 (+45) #10 France +1,660 (+369) #11 Mexico +1,239 (+152) #12 Saudi Arabia +1,197 (+9) #13 Iran +1,134 (+76) #14 Canada +1,128 (+160) #15 Germany +1,127 (+86) #16 Belgium +1,032 (+238) #17 Belarus +817 (+4) #18 Pakistan +704 (+15) #19 Netherlands +655 (+120) #20 Sweden +610 (+40) #21 Portugal +595 (+26) #22 Chile +552 (+7) #23 United Arab Emirates +532 (+7) #24 Ukraine +478 (+8) #25 Indonesia +396 (+31) #26 Poland +381 (+30) #27 Ireland +377 (+49) #28 Bangladesh +309 (+9) #29 Serbia +296 (+7) #30 Kuwait +278 (+4) #31 Israel +240 (+5) #32 Denmark +235 (+15) #33 Egypt +227 (+13) #34 Romania +218 (+34) #35 Switzerland +217 (+10)…

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Until the people in charge decide to quit pussy-footing around, yes.
Our country's fucked, fellow burgers.

WELCOME TO THE NEW NORMAL

>Work smart, travel alone, eat out fast: South Korea's prescription for coronavirus recovery

!!!!!!!!!
>“Some experts predict COVID-19 will stay for as long as TWO YEARS, and we have to accept the reality that we can’t go back to pre-COVID-19 life during that time,” Vice Health Minister Kim Gang-lip told a briefing.

>“The government is preparing a transition to a sustainable routine distancing scheme with the goal of carrying out regular social and economic activity and preventing COVID-19 infections at the same time,” he said.

zThe guidelines detail a code of conduct in areas including workplaces, transport, restaurants, shopping and sporting fixtures, starting with general rules such as washing hands, maintaining distance and regular temperature checks and disinfection.

The whole article is important:
archive.vn/nr5b8

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lol I can't believe the numbers we're seeing on a weekend. This upcoming Tuesday will be truly epic.

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So the virus slowed down in civilised world and we get to watch as Shit Hits the Fan in all the shitholes (Brazil, United States, India, Ecuador, Russia). Is this the true comfy phase of /cvg/? Are we in for great bants and chill time again?
inb4
>HURRDURR I'M ACTUALLY FROM ONE OF THOSE COUNTRIES
Fuck off, this board is for whites.

We won't have another one. Once the mass media gets lynched for ruining the economy no one will be around to tell us to live in fear of nothing.

God speed then.

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Post theme youtube.com/watch?v=f6QFfmwFT3k

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This was posted a few threads ago

>ARGIES, LATIN AMERICANS, LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

>Advierten que el Aedes aegypti desarrolló una adaptación para sobrevivir al FRIO en Buenos Aires

AEDIS AEGYPTI (DENGUE'S VECTOR) HAS NOW COLD RESISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

twitter.com/CTyS_UNLaM/status/1253752579919687680

ctys.com.ar/index.php?idPage=20&idArticulo=3987

There is too much happenings going on

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>1 million in the States on Monday.
nah they will hit 1mil tomorrow
digits confrim

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>In an email, a Fema spokesperson said: “There is nationwide reduction in CO2 production capacity based on a shutdown of some ethanol plants that produce CO2 as a by-product, but impacts to water sectors would be local”.

>“The ethanol plants are not closed because of Federal government orders related to COVID-19, but rather by market forces”.
Well fuck the markets open up, make some booze, and capture that CO2
Nationalize this shit if you must

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Fuck you, stop saying lies

They let trannies in the JIDF then
How progressive

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and we're still set up to open
have fun wage cucks

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Alright /cvg/ help me out here: my work let me take leave until mid-May but they’re expecting me to come back or I risk termination. Obviously this shit isn’t going to be over by mid-May and the last thing I’d want to do is risk my health for a job that I don’t really care about (isn’t in my degree path, just took it to pay some bills). Do I just quit outright when my leave is up and try to find some job I can do remotely until the pandemic has cleared? I have about six months worth of savings in the bank and my partner is still fully employed and working from home.

Still not enough

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Hey. Don't you make threads too?

Alive, but he is more ageins lifting lockdowns than before. It looks like near death experience scared him

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What the hell America 20k+ infected just in one day?

Oh with CRISPR now they're super duper easy to make. Any person who can get together a million or so dollars to piece together a semi functioning genetic engineering lab can easily start creating their own super-virus. It's like Plague Inc., but in real life!

Who knows what batshit insane death cults are already frantically at work trying to figure out how to cause an extinction level event through the magic of viral genetic engineering.

The exponential growth has slowed down, however, this may be due to lock-downs. Assuming reinfection happen at a significant rate (or maybe even extreme rate like ~100%), will wave 1 resurge and recreate exponential growth, with maybe 5% infections per day and 5% deaths per day?

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I only made four threads.

Buuuuuuut duuuuuuude, think about the economy, dont you want the economy to get better?

make them fire you and collect that sweet unemployment

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Nope, early Monday.

go back to work faggot

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They’ve been having over 20,000 per day for weeks now. Have you just woken up from a coma?

Apparently back at work in Monday
I mean, we're not going to sell ourselves to Africa are we?

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>"the R0 is 3.5, not great not terrible"

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Are there any feet pics of corona-chan?

> healthy as a bull
kek, once a Canaanite, always a Canaanite

Has he been trembling with fear during press conferences knowing that coronachan watches over him?

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BORIS BACK MONDAY
BORIS BACK MONDAY

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Predict date MSM start to report Coronavirus as lab incident.

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It's good he came around and I feel like he still has much more to learn. Just gotta wait for reinfection for him to come around more. Or die. Whichever comes first.

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does anyone have that cute graphic image that shows how corona chan reproduces itself if you get reinfected?

I should add that should anyone want to do this, with covid-19 they now have an insanely contagious, airborne virus to work with as their base. Just tweak it a little bit and you could make a virus with SARS level mortality but Covid-19 level R0. A disease like that could potentially kill billions.

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I personally hope you die for posting something cringy like this you fucking spic.

This bodes well.
Also, checked.

By the end of the year 1 in 50 will have it

may 20

▶ 42 new cases and 1 new death in Guinea
▶ 7 new cases in Andorra
▶ 1250 new cases and 162 new deaths in Canada
▶ 7 new cases in Rwanda

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best one, could see myself cooming to it

I want to boop cute loli tummies.

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If you are white you won't get it. Hands down. I can legit tell you my family had numerous encounters on that.

lost

You meant this?

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Those "recoverd" numbers are completely fabricated to keep normies docile
There is no "recovery", 100% fatal because suriving initial infection will will leave you with the immune system, heart and lungs of a 70 year old, youll get killed by the sniffles or reinfection (and you will be because its airborne)

That's actually a Girl's Frontline chick, which is why it's so well done

can you not post irrelevant shit? Yes, the jews suck we know

This is hot, but I don't want to be a hypocrite that is only ageinst male faggots, but tolerates lesbians. What do?

More!

>New cases 5,621
>New deaths 346
Brazil is kill

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>Bojo returning to work after falling into last place, unveils his master plan to get Britain back on track

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And the strokes, brain clots and heart attacks

Coronachan is a sleazy whore but she's /ourwhore/.

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Brazkill

Shhhhhhhhh don't tell Yas Forums, there's already enough sharters in the community

>that thing
>cutie

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thank you, that's the one, good day sir!

Some scientists think since its the end of the world, they might as well see if they can make zombie virus while they are at it
All it would take is corona recombinanting a sample of rabies

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>we get to watch as SHtF in all the shitholes
Don't worry user, Europe won't miss on the fun

is it weird finding death hot? like i literally want succubus corona-chan to molest me and then give me the kiss of death. might be the only way i'll die happily desu

Yes, it's over for Brazil. I've heard they've got a new strain that's much more lethal to young people now. 25% of the covid-19 related hospitalizations in Brazil have been 39 or younger.

The only thing that would make this comfy apocalypse even better

>there's already enough sharters in the community
You play that chink gachashit?

Any up-to-date excess mortality stats comparing countries to their 5-year average or something like that?

Realize that male faggots are based when they're cute boys.

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100% accurate & cute

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Housing crash when?

it's only weird if you start digging up corpses

Europe is its own kind of shithole, but it's already gone through that phase.

How dare you blaspheme like that! I pray coronachan strikes your lungs with great vengeance.

Also, mortality is 7% here

>jewish psyops
>irrelevant
ok kike

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>— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
>— 215 countries and territories infected —
>— 10x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
>— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
>— 3,604 strains have been sequenced —
None of this is relevant if the only people dying are over 60. Flu.

I thought if you were fired and found at-fault you were ineligible for unemployment?

Well shit

Posting a rare one

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One of the best there is mate, and no it's not because of coomerism or shit like that

Is pic-related irrelevant, my Jewish friend?

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>that
>cutie
Yikes

Cornoachan takes pride in the fact that she spreads easily.

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Technically, Corona should be as lethal as SARS was as they have the same level of binding affinity to ACE2.

This is one thing that's confusing me right now. But then, Corona is pulling 10% in several countries, so perhaps it actually is.

>we get to watch as Shit Hits the Fan in all the shitholes
Shouldn't Poland get on the fun as well then?

Native Americans didn't encounter coronas in their history. Isolation can do that.

what should I order for dinner, bros

let her in!
youtube.com/watch?v=MO-1WFzZki4

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>High 90+ IQ anons start posting corona studies about RNAs and T cells
>mfw

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That randomly gave me a smile feelsgoodman,is it you boop user?

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That sure is a rare one

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Based mutt horde remover.

We have to admit, the man is very good at getting his own supporters killed

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Based aussie

Look at Mao’s face. He has just encountered a Jew for the first time in his life and is not happy.

They're not lesbians if you imagine yourself with them.

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Why don't you cook your own food?

>mfw this is happening in this thread from time to time
I'm pretty sure once they're done they can just explain it to us in brainlet form

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Hmmmm, nice. makes sense to me!

Still, she's at least not addicted to bbc like Ebolachan, who fucked up by spending too long slutting around Africa

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You should cook yourself

19 thousand pics from China
get the fuck in there you shits
https //github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory
https //github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en
https //github.com/Project-Gutenberg/nCovMemory-Web

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>tfw you could have done a ton of hobby related projects during COVID-19 time but you choose to shitpost nonstop in /cvg/ instead

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1.03GB

>but it's already gone through that phase.
user I-

True, Ebolachan paid the toll.

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I want you to die for blog posting like a faggot, learn to think for yourself you stupid bitch

>none of the lockdowns or other economic effects matter because im retarded and listen to boomer facebook posts about mortality rates

fuck off to nothingburger general please

>why

for the (YOU)'s, here one

Bros we haven't even reached the week end counts yet and countries are reporting their all time lows.
Our girl is losing
Hope lads are rallying

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>But people will only realize it mostly 5-28 days later.
2-3 month's, government will try to downplay it or distract from it because they fucked up.

Heyoooo, I’m back on my bullshit. Took four days off because I thought I caught the kung-flu, turns out it was laryngitis. What’d I miss in the interim?

Many a nut were busted to this one. Fine work whoever made this.

Ok good argument. After like 4 month I'll finally save that Corona x Ebola pic.

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I can't believe he is back

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Is this a nothingburger, vegan burger or a beefy double burger? What's the consensus here?

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Brakil

>82k cases on a saturday
are you drunk?

Its 100% fatal, all the syntoms of sars and more on top of that
>damages organs by cockblocking your RBCs
>causes pneumonia
>nukes your immune system giving you a temporary form of aids
>makes you sterile
>reinfection is death
>part hiv, so it perminate, reactivation is death
>fully airborne and can cling to pollen and pollution with an R0 of 8 at minimum
>causes you to become sterile
>high mutation rate means vaccination is impossible
>causes ADE
>causes cytokine storms
>causes insane levels of clotting (usually in the 30+ crowd)

>admitting to playing CHINESE gacha
>One of the best there is mate
You deserve so much suffering

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This guy love's his Strike Witches version.

>but I don't want to be a hypocrite that is only ageinst male faggots, but tolerates lesbians
Why not? Honestly? As if female homosexuality was even real, hell they nearly can't decide between that red or yellow blouse, you think they'd know how to actually pick a soulmate?

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>I saw those numerals

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I KNOW

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He just injected bleach into his wrist and he’s feeling a bit unwell.