can anyone find out who the surgeon's are??
THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT
Zachary Martinez
Zachary Roberts
In North Korea, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Supreme Leader need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Supreme Leader die! Government very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Supreme Leader on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Ryan Adams
>can anyone find out who the surgeon's are?
Botched surgery: They're probably fertilizing the kimchi crop.
Isaiah Baker
This is why third-world dictators go to Capitalist Pig hospitals when their life is at stake.
Angel Brooks
> who the surgeon's are
surname will obviously end with -stein or -berg
Camden Hill
>Implying they weren't CIA or Chinese plants.
Lol
Jack Sanchez
No, idiot. Best Sister had them all executed.
Adam Martinez
Dr. Hart Valvestein-Repairburger
Jeremiah Evans
Good riddance. Whoever botched the operation is a real hero.
Jace Gomez
Whoever botched the surgery is going to be executed.
Hudson Hall
It actually makes perfect sense, the surgeon had only practiced and seen bodies of healthy and malnourished bodies so he didn’t understand how to operate on someone so fucking obease.
Kim needed an american Dr.
Oh well.
Who takes north korea now? South korea, China, or the US?
Carson Perez
What did this fucktard even eat to get so obese?
Jaxon Murphy
John Kelly
Kimchi
Eli Gomez
Top kek
Blake Diaz
Kim was about to give the world proof the china created the virus, he was about to unite the world to destroy china , and for that reason he was deleted
F for my nigga Kim
Hudson Thomas
Adrian Roberts
Kek
Brody Ross
>mfw that doctor's book has a Russian-style double headed eagle on it
Orthodoxy prevails again
Joshua Cruz
Kimchi has like 6 calories in it.
Wyatt Lopez
I hope this commie fuck suffered for days while tortured him by playing “let’s slowly pull his intestines out of his ass and make him eat them shit end first.” All commies need killing. Fucking chinks get the nukes.
Caleb Nguyen
if you have the balls to fuck up his heart surgery you are welcome here.
Connor Lee
Underrated pun, bro.
Jonathan Morgan
if he is like his dad tons of whiskey, american food.
Colton Walker
>the eternal mutt
Asher Lewis
...
William Roberts
And is pretty good. Wrap it in bacon 10/10
Samuel White
He apparently ate tons of Emmental cheese
Anthony Sanders
they'll blame it on US and Japanese imperialism but behind the scenes will send the surgeon to a labor camp where he will die in a few months
Thomas Sullivan
>botched
>communist country
goes hand in hand
Cooper Bell
this
Thomas Sullivan
Fake and gay.
Michael Smith
>Smoking + high blood pressure + heart disease + flu (higher bp)
Totally believable
Robert Hernandez
Joshua Martin
Damn, that's the SECOND time I've agreed with a Vodkanigger in like, one month. There may be hope after all for peace.
Leo Anderson
kek
Lincoln Phillips
the surgeon is dead
Christian Jackson
Based and The Office-pilled
John Lopez
Definitely Chinese
Josiah Martin
he would actually come here zhang