"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Sure, they're right here.

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R-right h-here, s-s-sir....

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Jawohl

Viva España.

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guten tag mein freund.

*arrests this man and sodomizes him*

Don’t worry about him. Here’s my papers, sir

ich spreche nicht deutsch

Suck meine schwanz with du papiere scheise you sadomaso scatist manlet faggot

R-r-rolling

Jawohl

How dare you stop ME!
Arrest this kike at once.

Korea was Japan so I pass

HUHUHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ich wird rip outten deine tongst für das sagen

>does 360' and runs away

MEIN SCHNITZEL *claps heels*

UNA, GRANDE Y LIBRE

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ok

I'm late for a very important flight dickhead.

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Right here, Sir

EPSTEIN WAS NEVER ALIVE. HE WAS A JEWISH PSYOP.

Ja mein comrade

cmd

ich bin ein berliner!

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Kein problem, unteroffizier, diese sind meine papieren. Heil hitler

Are you really pointing a gun at your own fuhrer?

Why no civilian option?

anarcho-primitivism>ecofascism

Roll

ES LEBE DAS UNGARISCHE KÖNIGREICH!

Of course, sir. Here you go.

for the lulz

roll

ok officer

Ooga booga

Aigh, here...

Blow me mein freude