/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3449

► Detected: 2,908,206 (+79,380) ► Died: 202,501 (+5,402) ► Day: 107 (-05:30:28)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 10x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,604 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Chinese activists detained after leaking information on GitHub
archive.is/XXo1l

China wants to delete this
github.com/Terminus2049/Terminus2049.github.io

20,000 dead in the UK, beating projections by 8 months
archive.is/bbrLp

Infection causing sudden strokes in young adults
archive.is/jj6yU

Blood thickening associated to infection
archive.is/OCV3D

>ARCHIVE
Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
archive.is/45np7

Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/WnkHc

Blacks are 30% in Chicago but 72% of the deaths
archive.is/VadRa

Virus remains on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
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Deaths in the UK are 50% higher than official toll
archive.is/UN6VA

China implies local officials are hiding new cases
archive.is/LgF0m

Dutch deaths up to 2 times higher than reported, official data
archive.is/FIr7H

0.4% of all Bergamo died to virus within a month, despite lockdowns
archive.is/cdt2q

>LATEST
▶ 27763 new cases and 1552 new deaths in the United States
▶ 3 new cases and 3 new deaths in Niger
▶ 4966 new cases and 293 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 783 new cases and 83 new deaths in Germany
▶ 1836 new cases and 45 new deaths in India
▶ 11 new cases in the State of Palestine
▶ 6 new cases in Costa Rica
▶ 1128 new cases and 160 new deaths in Canada
▶ 217 new cases and 10 new deaths in Switzerland

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Italy confirmed superior scientific and healthcare nation than Spain

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Wuhan-chan a cute

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From what Spanish anons have said they are run by retarded commies that downplay the thing while wasteing money on useless chinese equipment.

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Very underrated variant of Corona

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It's not stopping.

Fuck you nothingburgers for giving me hope.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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I know crossposting is a sin, but I just really want to share the idiocy of the average brazilian.

>Italy:
>>More recovered than dead
>>Less number of cases since march
>>Less number of deaths since March 17th

>Spain:
>>Registers 367 deaths, lowest number in the month
>>More recovered than bagged
>>Reopening the economy and companies with rigid higyene rules

>France:
>>Number of cases and deaths going lower and lower
>>Get to track the virus even through the sewers
>>Schools returning the 11th

>Brasil:
>>nooooooooo, lockdown, quarantine, we're all gonna die.

>It just doesn't make sense to be a happeningfag after two weeks at least

They're just so fucking retarded, they remind me of the niggers saying nothing will happen back in January.
They just don't fucking know how utterly and irredeemably FUCKED they are

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IT'S FUCKING OVER GUYS
THE NUKES ARE GONNA GO LOOSE

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Reminder:
DON'T wash your hands
DON'T force yourself to stay at home
DON'T wear your mask
DON'T fight your urges to lick doorknobs
DON'T keep away more than 1.9 meters from other people

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I mean Italy is in the G7 and Spain is really not even close.

Look at Spain... pic related

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>almost half a year and not half as deadly as the flu worldwide
NOTHINGBURGER

Well shit guys I think I'm sick in BC. I woke up choking and unable to breath and now my left chest hurts. I'm monitoring and called 811, they told me I can get tested hopefully I will call the nearby medical clinic and go in for the test soon. I'm keeping an eye on myself. Not sure how to pay attention to how much oxygen I'm getting kind of waiting for pain or breathing to get worse? What should I do. Been mildly fatigued last few days with my wife.

lmao trumpcucks go infect some lysol enjoy your superaids

this
Also right-wing goverment in some regions did better than the central communist goverment itself, if wouldn't for them the deaths would be double.

There's going to be major chaos all over the world in this decade, and its only just beginning. The social fabric is already tearing apart

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>South Korean doctor assassinated Kim

>i live near seattle; in the red zone of doom
>been going for walks in a fairly large cemetery thats across the street, spring is beautiful, its empty most of the time and its very quiet
>i also live on the third floor of an apartment, so iv kept my screen door open
>turns out corona is airborn and can cling to pollen and pollution
[F]

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 952,995 (53,745) #2 Spain 223,759 (22,902) #3 Italy 195,351 (26,384) #4 France 161,488 (22,614) #5 Germany 155,782 (5,843) #6 United Kingdom 148,377 (20,319) #7 Turkey 107,773 (2,706) #8 Iran 89,328 (5,650) #9 China 82,816 (4,632) #10 Russia 74,588 (681) #11 Brazil 57,961 (3,963) #12 Belgium 45,325 (6,917) #13 Canada 45,016 (2,462) #14 Netherlands 37,190 (4,409) #15 Switzerland 28,894 (1,599) #16 India 26,283 (825) #17 Peru 25,331 (700) #18 Portugal 23,392 (880) #19 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #20 Ireland 18,561 (1,063) #21 Sweden 18,177 (2,192) #22 Saudi Arabia 16,299 (136) #23 Austria 15,148 (536) #24 Israel 15,148 (198) #25 Mexico 12,872 (1,221) #26 Chile 12,858 (181) #27 Japan 12,829 (345) #28 Singapore 12,693 (12) #29 Pakistan 12,644 (268) #30 Poland 11,273 (524) #31 South Korea 10,718 (240) #32 Romania 10,635 (601) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,813 (71) #34 Belarus 9,590 (67) #35 Qatar 9,358 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +27,763 (+1,552) #2 Russia +5,966 (+66) #3 Brazil +4,966 (+293) #4 United Kingdom +4,913 (+813) #5 Spain +3,995 (+378) #6 Peru +3,683 (+66) #7 Turkey +2,861 (+106) #8 Italy +2,357 (+415) #9 India +1,836 (+45) #10 France +1,660 (+369) #11 Mexico +1,239 (+152) #12 Saudi Arabia +1,197 (+9) #13 Iran +1,134 (+76) #14 Canada +1,128 (+160) #15 Belgium +1,032 (+238) #16 Belarus +817 (+4) #17 Germany +783 (+83) #18 Pakistan +704 (+15) #19 Netherlands +655 (+120) #20 Sweden +610 (+40) #21 Portugal +595 (+26) #22 Chile +552 (+7) #23 United Arab Emirates +532 (+7) #24 Ukraine +478 (+8) #25 Indonesia +396 (+31) #26 Poland +381 (+30) #27 Ireland +377 (+49) #28 Bangladesh +309 (+9) #29 Serbia +296 (+7) #30 Kuwait +278 (+4) #31 Denmark +235 (+15) #32 Egypt +227 (+13) #33 Romania +218 (+34) #34 Switzerland +217 (+10) #35 Moldova +194 (+10)…

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its over, we lost nothingbros

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>been going for walks in a fairly large cemetery
user, it can also spread via corpses... RIP

What part of BC? Certain suburbs of Vancouver are having outbreaks.

THEY CAN'T DO THAT. THERE SHOULD BE LAWS.

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Variant, pole user?
She was in the first /cvg/

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I bet Gorona got him, and he had heart failure from it.

scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3081548/coronavirus-hong-kong-records-two-new-cases-both
New thread bump

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How can people say that food with coronavirus on it is fine to be eaten? Is it just shilling so jew restaurants don't close?

Nah even with the way they're padding numbers by calling everything a coronavirus death it's still nothing

Interior Health. The only contact I've had with others is grocery shopping and food delivery.

Nothing to worry. His cute sister will take over and make North Korea great again.

Yes

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Also
>Kim Jong-Un health went to shit after going to mount Paektu for a propaganda video with him on a horse in a snowy landscape
>youtube.com/watch?v=mEBa-K-bteU

OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

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>First it was China
>then South Korea
>then Italy
>now Hong Kong
B-bros I don't think its the tests here doing this, I think its reinfection

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This is truly a tragic moment in our glorious history

I live here too user
We’re doing surprisingly well; 90% of our first 100 deaths came from that assisted living facility in Kirkland and scared everyone into staying home

>He cried

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Is it just me or 2020 is filled with happenings ?
This shit is beyond if true. Interesting what will the west do with that and also China.

>What should I do
If you've been around people, contact them. Quarantine, then look up and try to determine what symptoms you have right now, and look at what others you could get to mentally prepare yourself. Read other people's experiences. What else can you do while waiting?

>and can cling to pollen and pollution
source?

I cried too bitch

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Just waiting on people to pass out randomly on the streets in either NYC/EU for this is be legit.

What happens if they blame S. Korea and the second Korean war ensues

She has distinct designed from many common Coronas, but isn't a one off since some others use her design or elements of it. I would say she counts as a variant

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Someone used the monkey paw for this year

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m'key

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Funny thing about this:

A good number of the recovered let out into the world will be spreading the virus for weeks to months, and sustaining the outbreak; they all need to be isolated in a facility for at least a month.

>its not even may 2020 yet
Okay guys maybe we can all just slow down a little bit?

4 months ago the fact that fatboy kim MIGHT be dead would have been a wild happening on Yas Forums
Now?
meh, wake me up when there's sauce for that burger

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Buy a finger oximeter and test your blood oxygen, you can find them for pretty cheap on Amazon

I was under the impression that was the original.

We all cry

I think the virus will fuck up usa the most.

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▶ 3 new cases in Grenada
▶ 17 new cases in Tunisia
▶ 5514 new cases and 346 new deaths in Brazil

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They would also have a mutated strain of corona that's affecting the population

where are the mask experts... I have questions many questions

Lie down on your stomach and see if that helps.

Maybe, but per capita we’re still pretty low compared to every country’s “official” numbers

https //github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory
https //github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en
https //github.com/Project-Gutenberg/nCovMemory-Web
get them now you lazy shits
Twitter is already blocking them all, Google is hiding them from search

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We're gonna take the lead unironically.

if he is at the point where he wakes up choking then the oximeter will never arrive on time.

His symptoms are severe enough to be checked put by a doctor

Several higher end phones have em as well

rember this?

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>hour long
lmao

ofc why wouldnt they want to report more deaths
thanks for helping me cope bro

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Looks like they're going with the rabies jab
Oh boy
phillyvoice.com/jefferson-covid-19-vaccine-rabies-coravax-coronavirus-pandemic-philadelphia/?fbclid=IwAR2q3vTR9N9-SDOD3Ef7o5oCuVn4eWxBjIUJwI5cWkDvRRtKYWE5P3VUio4

Wasnt there a fuck up with the original ebola version of this?

And I thought that British American Tobacco were growing one already?