KIM JONG UN DEAD

HOLY SHIT
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tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/
express.co.uk/news/world/1273869/kim-jong-un-dead-north-korea-kim-jong-un-health-latest-kim-jong-un-dead-reports
nypost.com/2020/04/25/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-rumored-to-be-dead/
nypost.com/2020/04/24/trump-report-about-kim-jong-un-being-ill-is-incorrect/amp/
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GET IN HERE BOYS

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What the fuck is that source?

This looks so much like a fake news site user

b-but Trump said he was fine!!!!!!!!!

>easttexasmatters.com

What is this?

Welcome to Internet 2.0 (see image included)

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Oh God. Really?

apparently it's true though, even tmz was reporting on it

tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/
express.co.uk/news/world/1273869/kim-jong-un-dead-north-korea-kim-jong-un-health-latest-kim-jong-un-dead-reports
nypost.com/2020/04/25/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-rumored-to-be-dead/

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Nah, he will be back May the 5th!

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nypost.com/2020/04/24/trump-report-about-kim-jong-un-being-ill-is-incorrect/amp/

fake and gay

>un-dead
spoopy

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didnt die of covid but surgery? lol

>NY Post
Now I know he’s dead

TMZ

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>Kim Jones Undead
Fucking kek

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I wonder what's going to happen to the surgeon now

also injectionfags BTFO with this
will surely slide every faggot bleach thread and completely take over all the news channels all weekend
thanks based kim for helping wipe the lefts latest meme attempt from the airwaves

Hey laugh, but historically they’ve been first to know and correct.

Why the fuck is TMZ reporting on world leaders?

TYLER, Texas (KETK) – Multiple news outlets are reporting that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has died.

TMZ was(disregard)

its a bullshit article talking about how other bullshit publications are talking about stuff. show me a body or a whole new dictator or fuck off

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they are quite good with reporting major deaths. They first reported Kobe

good

Duh they report on everyone in positions of power

Prove it. There have been reports of his 'death' for a week now. Where is the proof?

If he died on the table, I'm guessing the surgeon just slit his own throat. That would've been his best option.

"Other unconfirmed reports, attributed to senior party sources in Beijing, said an operation to insert a stent went wrong because the surgeon’s hands were shaking so badly."

nypost.com/2020/04/25/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-rumored-to-be-dead/

This dude is fucked

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Requesting that image of all these headlines stating that some Norks supposedly having been murdered only to "surprisingly" show up at a party rally months later. All by the same news outlet of course.

he ded

Kim Jong-un dead after thinking he had corona-chanchan then took Trump's advice of injecting bleach directly into his eyeballs and bumhole simultaneously causing his brain and rectum to explode.
99999977766555443388877666D chess confirmed!
I can't wait until we can play this game on hard mode. Too easy!
Q.

Great firewall of Europe...

>Kim Jong-un dead
Kim UNdead

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No shit, nobody survives a copter crash

...

Maybe I'm too old for this shit, but when I remember them I think of tabloid shit on celebs. Good to know they're one of the big boys now

More sources are jumping on it
Bump

Unless he has a clone ready to take his place I'd imagine his underlings will get preparations in order first b4 any official announcement to show the regime is in his sister's capable hands and the country is stronger than ever, etc.

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Fake news. Fake source. Tyler, TX isn’t in East Texas. Let me know when the Sabine County Reporter makes it official.

Yeah they’ve improved big time

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>sister
Is she hot?

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Easttexasmatters your no. 1 source for pyongyang political news.

>KIM JONG UN-DEAD!

Koreans are niggers of the orient.

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You guys are useless. I found it myself.

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So one media outlet reported he is dead and everyone is copying their report? Sounds trustworthy.

Say hello to North Korea's new dear leader!

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The motherfucker is dead, the Nork government is just thinking of a way to say it without looking like "FATASS DIED FROM EATING TOO MUCH"

>easttexasmatters
leave it to this world-renowned publication to get the scoop on this worldwide story

Nnn

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