PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RIP IN PEPPERONI EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/24/20
c-span.org/video/?471479-1/
youtu.be/3EsVCWN-txU
>Pres Trump/NASAAdm Bridenstine on Corona-chan Tech 4/24/20
c-span.org/video/?471527-1/
youtu.be/i5fADx8cVKg
>Pres Trump signs HR 266 PPP&HCE Act 4/24/20
c-span.org/video/?471480-1/
youtu.be/m4_wdAY8opM
>VP Pence on GeraldoInCleveland 4/24/20
spreaker.com/episode/26023294
pic.twitter.com/L2bylUhz2R
>Triggered! Hosted by Don Jr! 4/24/20
youtu.be/KS9wonPUwto
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/24/20
youtu.be/i6yMSQk9aYg
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/24/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6151851404001/
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/24/20
youtu.be/89zGsqMYcpg
>TransSec Chao on FoxNews 4/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151962237001
>TransSec Chao on Bloomberg 4/24/20
youtu.be/zQeak2eoErE
>ActDepDHSSec Cuccinelli on DavidWebbShow 4/24/20
pic.twitter.com/52TJnHzoEn
pic.twitter.com/B5SlK87f4F
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on WilkowMajority 4/24/20
pic.twitter.com/yYCWS2397A
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on FBN 4/24/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6151806804001/
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on HughHewittShow 4/24/20
youtu.be/AdvdK5-YKx8
>Trump2020CommsDir Murtaugh on OAN 4/24/20
youtu.be/u0cwr1LeZuw
>RNCChair McDaniel on DavidWebbShow 4/24/20
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MAGA

MAGA and happy caturday y'all

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Anyone that's been paying attention could've seen the korea situation coming from a mile away.
Everything is lining up perfectly for the Patriots to make the killing blow, the cabal is in major pain right now.
Just watch for JFK Jr to reemerge a week or so before the election.
Trust the plan

>new Texas poll
OH NO NO NO

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RIP Kim

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WE WILL BECOME SNACKODS OUT OF THE ASHES OF AMERIKA

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MAGA.

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>footage of Kim's death

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>CHAOS

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Biden on his way to Holland

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Please tell Kim is not dead

What if Satan ran against Trump and promised eternal damnation for jews?

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What is the smoothest brand of Trump approved bleach to drink? My Corona is acting up.

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Damn those chicks are fine as fuck

>not dabbing

>People actually upset over commienigger death
Tards

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but they told us women were good world leaders. Why does it matter?

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>Bar graph using the same color only a shade dark or lighter

What in the fuck

>Xinigger is going to put a woman in charge of NoKo

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>We don't know, but we know, but maybe not, but maybe.
How do you even write an article like this and justify being able to live?

his face looks squished

The trips make this even more meta.

Satan's lying because jews are his kids.

why does she fear the donald?

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Wait just a fucking minute. I could have sworn cats don't lay eggs. Am I retarded?

AAAAAAA THE IDEOLOGY REJECTS WOMAN LEADERSHIP AAAAAAA CHAOS

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>believing TMZ

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MAGA

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So they're saying Trump is getting 16% of the black vote and 40% of hispanics? I feel like those are really good numbers for him

Who are the QTs? Anymore feet pics?

inject bleach get heal

You know I always thought dogs laid eggs
Oh Peter

she’s just an adorable future hereditary dictator of a single party state possessing nuclear ICBMs :3

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kim's dead. we need a new dictator BFF for trump. maybe win myint?

planetrulers.com/current-dictators/

it's even dumber than that: consider how many people are dependents or multi-adult households that only had a single breadwinner. one bullshit job might be supporting several people of waste

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STOP FALLING FOR FAKE NEWS

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>Drumpf literally... *LITERALLY*... told people to inject bleach into their eyeballs while shoving a flashlight up their urethras and singing the Russian national anthem!!!

Is this REALLY the best they've got?

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why isn't the cat slimy when coming out of the egg, like chicks are?

Cool poll. I know hispanic people from Texas who are Trump fans to the point that it makes ME cringe a little. They're not the only ones. But hey keep posting loaded polls and keep telling yourself that non-whites are obligated to vote for the senile corpseman, you won't be at all disappointed in November.

inject bleach get heal

To be honest Trump himself said that his favorite dictator is Al Sisi.

I am more sad if Kim dies then if every single person in the US government died

>Switcheroo

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This is Yas Forums, friend.

I don't think anything will keep people from falling for dumb bullshit at this point.

Reminder that Kim Jong Un is the most peaceful North Korean leader to date and his death would be a blow to stability on the Korean Peninsula

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Oy vey

how absolutely dare you isolate yourself for over a month and get fucking tired of this "2 more weeks" meme?!

twitter.com/KateBennett_DC/status/1254131683739291648

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MAGA
Checked and correct

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lol. Not happening. Keep dreaming and pushing this, MSM. They know they dun goofed with him but it's too late.

>High heels and pants
Women need to stop this, it looks retarded.

Anyone who peddles this is a moron

Find me a more jewish name that isn't made up.

That is one sharpe dressed necker.

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Can they do that this late in the game? They have to push forward.

>Invasive

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they make a cute couple

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Theyre falling for this meme chink virus necessitating a full shutdown

When I went to some hardware stores a few days ago no one wore masks.

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wait is it official? i was out and about

Prove one time they were wrong and didn't immediately recant it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_Korean_missile_tests
lel no

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aytu bioscience
Ticker: AYTU
Current price $1.40/sh

>Am I retarded?
unironically, yes
all cats lay eggs, this is grade school knowledge

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Even with bluechecks we tricked tons of people into believing Sam Hyde is a mass murderer.

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>Anyone who peddles this is a moron
and yet the opposite is also true

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>(((Ari Schulman)))

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Trump and Assad BFF

Have you submitted your questions yet user?

Q&A Trump Campaign tonight at 8pm

twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1254137805053272072

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>greetings fellow immigration restrictionists
>I am upset that, despite objectively being the most anti-immigration president in over half a century, Trump has not been even harder on immigration
>therefore I propose that we all vote for Joe Biden, who wants to increase immigration by 2,000,000 a year

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Invasive just means goes inside.

ITS SATURDAY AND THE MOOR IS ASLEEP POST BOTES

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Let the missile autist play with his toys

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No, nigger votes are low compared to any other group 15% of that is nothing, Hispanics can't make up for the lost of whites not even adding the niggers.

I will finally know how Lara smells!

k den

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The only way this would possibly happen is if they suddenly stopped publicizing fake polls.
If Joe REALLY were ahead of Trump nationally in the (((polls))), why would they replace him? It would cause a mass-revolt in the party.

Is there a press briefing today or not?

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>Biden switched out
>Bernouts think this is their time
>Hillary put in once again

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Well, no one is buying it anymore. You can promise some terrible epidemic and then not deliver.

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I have a theory about Georgia and why Trump is acting the way he is.
Anyone care?

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Here comes Hillary

Tell him to bring back the 'American Dreamer' hat.

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>Essex is responsible for that cursed picture

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I have to tip my hat to Sisi

Virgin Chinese President, 1989
> kill a couple of hundred protesters off camera, become mundial news because of one unwashed peasant stopping a column of tanks for like 15 seconds before getting disappeared

Chad Egyptian President for life, 2013
> oust Obama backed Morsi against the US government wishes, declare Muslim Brotherhood illegal.
> declares protests against himself illegal, warns people that they will me shot. People protest and more than a thousand people are shot in broad daylight on live television in full glorious UltraHD 8K 7.1 Dolby Surround
> put the survivors on trial and sentence them to death
End result? US resumes relations, sell them military hardware

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Its almost like when people go on Fox News and bullshit the masses on a daily basis. Oh wait, those are the hosts

because cats aren't jews.

No

i can't wait for the inevitable chimp out
>bernie bruhs: we lost to this nigger and now they're switching him out?
day of the CHAIN COMIN

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