Why are there no funny right-wing comedians?

Why are there no funny right-wing comedians?

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Right wing comedy is just racism. It can be funny sometimes if you're joking with your friends inside your living room, but not on a stage.

There aren't any funny left-wing ones either

You have to have a soul to be funny

Patton Oswald murdered his wife.

Patton Oswalt is a fucking pedophile. Nobody should give a fuck what he thinks because he should be in prison.

Because they would have their careers destroyed instantly, assuming they could even get to that point without it being pre-emptively destroyed to begin with (They can't)

The same goes for ANY career of note. You have to hide your right wing beliefs or have your life destroyed.

How come they keep saying bleach? and lysol? when the president said neither of those words?

Maybe that's because right-wing beliefs are abhorrent especially when verbalized and have no place in a civilized society?

Because Jews run the entertainment industry. If you want to find funny right wing content, you won't find it on TV or major streaming sites.

Why do retards write this way *shakes head* *shoots herion* *throws rope on ceiling fan*

Because they finally got him! Got him good!
This is all to demoralize people who were uplifted because of trump. They are effectively tightening their grip around our throat. This is a hostile takeover and I’m a paranoid weirdo if I ever bring this up around people.

Isn't that what his wife did?

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>funny right wing content
Examples, please.

doesn't that guy has a wife to murder?

>(((Oswalt)))

>the opinion of a man who didn't recognize a terminally ill woman

Patton Oswalt murdered his wife

He killed his wife

Because right wingers think people like Dennis Miller are funny considering how often hes on Fox News to make fun of Bernie for some reason

HAHA GUYS SOCIALISM HAHA OBAMA! EMAILS! TURKMENISTAN!

>implying left wing comedians are funny
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you cant expect to succeed in bushiness (or at least rise to that level) without drinking the kool aide

Post the video of trump telling everyone to inject bleach.

No its because you have a stranglehold on american society and crush any dissent like the communist scum you are

Are you implying Patton Oswald is funny?

Why are we listening to a manlet that injected drugs into is wife, killed her and got away with it?

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Nah, people just dont like right wingers because they're humorless, unfun, amoral cunts.

The right wing as you think of it is about discipline and order, not nonsense and humiliation. When you are taught from a young age to live by Christian values, you are also taught not to taunt regular people for fun. Most comedy is based on humiliating someone so it takes a Leftist to really get into that. You'll also find that Leftists explode in a berserk rage when you point out their hypocrisy on racial integration. That or they freeze up and forget how to talk.

>believing the sidekick on a 20 year old sitcom starring Paul Blart
OMG HECKIN UPBOAT!!! MAGATS SHOULD TAKE THEIR BLEACHERINO. I'M NO FLIPPIN BIGOT. I JUST HATE ALL THE CHEETO HITLER SUPPORTERINOS!!!!

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I think you have left and right confused. do you have dyslexia?

Ask him what his wife drank

There actually are experimental coronavirus treatments using ultraviolet light and also using chlorine dioxide in vivo. Trump probably read or heard about them, and wanted to toss it out there. Reporters who said he was talking about household chemicals are disingenuous and misrepresenting the President.

Yeah nobody can hyperbolize for comedic effect.

Also bleach is a disinfectant btw.

You sound autistic as fuck.

Isn’t he like 5’4”. The manlet in the flesh.

Yas Forums humor threads are always funny. our humor doesn't translate very well onto stage. also name me one actually funny lefty comedian.

Is this hobbit supposed to be funny?

lol everyone hate me when I talk about killing minorities why are they so intolerant???

so is high alcohol content liquor
Hunter S Thompson would inject that shit directly into his stomach

Finally got him? He said no such thing and people who saw him speak knows it. He spoke about different possible ways to combat the virus, that's it. Show me a direct quote of him saying people should inject disinfectants or are things like always regarding Trump? Blind faith in what cnn says?

There are, you just haven't heard of them because they're not astroturfed by the elites.

Anthony Cumia is pretty funny.