Fuck you poland I want my country back you fucking thieves

East Ger- I mean Western Bashkiria independence when?

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Your "country" is a joke. What a waste

Try again. Maybe Germoney will actually win a war this time.

Oh no no no no

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Please keep German women in Germany. I need to keep my food down after I eat.

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cope

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>Fuck you Poland I want my country back you fucking thieves
here it is

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Sharing border with Russia is scary especially when you were part of it, isn't?

Kek

Poland has never done anything relevant and is completely irrelevant to world history. Aren't you embarrassed that you have nothing to be proud of?

Berlin is rightfully poolish

Slavs didn't even exist at all at that period

this just proofs my point
hundreds of years before the first sl*v left the borders of moder russia, this land was german

So we're doing fantasy history scenarios? Alright then, here's mine.

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Please stop making this thread everyday.

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Liberating Gdansk was pretty relevant

>fantasy
this is real and proofen, contary to your shit map

>in 1000BC Scatinavians appeared in Germania.
It was polish since bronze age so you can go back to Scatinavia

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Now we inhabit half Europe tho, are you jealous whiteboi?

Guten Tag. Anschluss?

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You mean Königsberg?

No, thank you, I'd rather not have my beautiful country annex your turkified homeland. You'll have to deal with your problems yourself.

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Poo Poo Pooland

>polish since the bronze age
keked and checked

Are you trying to make a meme thread that will last in peoples memory or are you so poor at trolling? Please, explain yourself

no, just return rightful german land

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>Slavs didn't exist 1000BC because sources don't mention them with this name then
>Germans existed 1000BC even though name Germans first appears few years before Christ
This is how western historic propaganda works

I dont know "Gdansk". Do you mean Danzing?

you should be more concerned about taking back what you had from the turks who are colonizing you.

There are no Germans there now.

Germany as it is currently does not deserve land back. There would be too few actual men to rebuild it.

Yes. Time to go back to Scatinavia

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>losing like 80% of your entire area in less than 20 hundreds years to steppe people and peaceful slavs

Wow, germanic people are really weak and had to import do e Chada from Black Land

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If only you, germans, hadn't let a few goths use you for some shitty wars, you wouldn't have lose so much.

My family lived in Schlesien for decades until you either killed or deported them. Surely you will understand that a country that has even a spark of self-respect should never accept such injustice. Never forgive and never forget.

I dont care Im just laughing at kraut cope

do you mean scandinavia?

>Germarinooos are in Europe since the bronz age
We’re here for 1000 years, straightly from Mongolia :DDD

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kek
>peaceful
keep seething sl*v boi

are not your people from just west of the ural mountains and not central asia?

Slavic languages weren't even differentiated in the early medieval time, it's literally impossible for them to have existed in over a millennia and a half before that

Damn, I am a proud And my family lived here for hundreds od years
There were Czechs, whontook our land, there were austrians whondid that, then there came germans, after that ruskie and at the end came poles. You are all shit. We still are here and we remember how nazis betrayed Śląsk in WW2. Fuck you, you are no better than allies and commies

>I don't know anything beside deutsche propaganda crap
Time to start learning then

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>Schlesien
This thing does not exist. There is only Śląsk. You mention imaginary places so obviously your story is fantasy too

start shit get hit nigger
you're lucky you even still have a country, cucked as it is faggot
should have morgenthau planned your ass into the stone age and built a giant fence around the g*rmoid nature reserve

cope rusk*, and go suck on putins teat

According to Yas Forums we’re mongolians with mandelaugen :DD