ROCKET MAN KIM REPORTEDLY DEAD

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he isnt dead retard

>One won has been deposited into your account

Koreans aren't predisposed to be fat. Kim has a very high twinkie throughput.

>TMZ
lmao

imagine being such a fat fuck with no self control that you die young instead of using your absolute power to get a dietitian

2020 is so based

The only thing TMZ does right is break news on celebrity deaths first. They did it with Kobe.

We might have lost Rick May ;(
But we lost Kim Jong Un :D
2020 is balancing out

rip rocketman

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How likely was this botched surgery an assassination?

TMZ CONFIRMED

YEAH THEY GOT A CALL FROM NK AND THEY TOLD THEM LOL

IMAGINE TRUSTING WECHAT RUMORS

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Yes he is. 4-2

Not so fast anons...

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He could have easily lost tirty pounds and he would’ve been fine.

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>reportedly

Thanks, but I will rather wait for confirmation by trustworthy news sources like CNN.

POST LINK OTHER THAN TMZ OR FUCK OFF

FAKE NEWS

I unironically trust TMZ over CNN

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It’s not that simple, fagbox... who knows how much amphetamines and opioids he takes. It’s also about genetics. Dietitian. Lol. Gymqueer

He's launching rockets in heaven now

TMZ is almost never wrong. Anyone going >TMZ lol has never actually checked the accuracy of TMZ.

>tmz
Fuck off

say hello to your new supreme leader after corona causes the outside world to collapse and north korea is the only stable country left that can take it all over

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>one year younger than me
>absolute ruler of a BEST KOREA
i have failed.

I'm going to laugh when he shows up next week going "The fuck is wrong with you retards, I was on vacation."

he’s the only fat fuck in north korea, it shouldnt be a shock he dies from it.

No one is predisposed to be fat. Fatties are personal failures, not genetic anomalies

>tmz
LMAO

What's that in dollars?

Man, what a year - and only April.

How is Shadman already on top of this

Oh come on, that's what all fat cunts say - " muh genetics, muh big bones, " Bit of self control is what it's all about. Curb your passions, lest they turn ye into a landwhale.

>HURRR DURRR ITS TMZ LMAO FAKE NEWS
Let's look at the hundreds of deaths TMZ has broke the news on. Have they been wrong even once? No? Ok them you stupid ass faggots who think they're so cool because HURRRR TMZ DURRRRRRRRR LOOK AT ME IM AUTISTIC AND SOOOO COOOOOL TMZ IS FOR STUPID IDIOT NORMIES HURRRRRRRRRRRRR

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