TMZ confirms: Kim is DEAD!!

HearIng Trump is gonna give the eulogy

They were the first to report Kobe's demise.

it was COVID-19. calling it now. all this surgery shit is disinfo

For a gossip rag, they're reliable for gossip news, but not something with as secrecy as this. They basically say, he may be dead, or in serious condition. Which is, for someone having heart surgery, practically sure.

The Daily Mail is also now reporting it

Sorry, I just now reread that you were waiting for MORE reliable news sources

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>TMZ

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Was he Evil? I have no idea.

Wouldn't this be the perfect time to invade and unite the Koreas?

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Oh my god that nigger is a stone cold psychopath

TMZ confirms: nk = us territory

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Is TMZ even trustworthy?

Everything else about them is gay AF, but they are a 100% solid confirmation when anybody important dies.

TMZ scoops the MSM CONSTANTLY. They are right more than Yas Forums

Wtf, don't mourn his death my fellow Americans. He hated America. This should be a victory for us, fuck that pig.

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all of Trump's ground-work wasted

Trump literally said this wasn't true earlier today

same. they rarely get their stories wrong.

Terrible thread

Yeah, funny how Daily Mail changed their article from "in vegetative state" to "has died".
Obviously something really big has happened, but it's probably still unknown exactly what's going on. That's probably the reason why no major sites are reporting on it.

You know the biggest happening right now is not actually the virus right?

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RIP

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I was looking forward to he and trump's beautiful friendship

>tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/
What a fucking trash article. Do they employ teenage girls to write these?

This.

there's no way this is true, I refuse to believe!

>Kim Il-Sung, founder of NK, WW2 gen, died at 82
>Kim Jong-Il, son, Boomer, died at 70
>Kim Jong-Un, grandson, Millennial, died at 36

Millennials are such a fucking failure, they can't even succeed at being an absolute dictator of a country with a large army and nuclear weapons.

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probably will happen anyway now

kim is alive

Duh

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You can't be serious right?

the honking will never cease

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>TMZ
Unironically means it's 100% certain. I don't know how they do it but those tabloid fucks have hte scoop before anyone else

Have you ever watched the show?
Yes, it appears they do employ teenage girls to write their stories.
I used to be subjected to that shit along with CNN, home flipping shows and all sorts of other mainstream drivel.

haha hope he enjoyed his late christmas present

>JEWMZ

Big if true!

well... since TMZ said it

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PRESS "J" FOR JUCHE TO PAY RESPECTS TO THE NEW LEADER

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what's this, pole shift?

How do you need a heart surgery at 36? did the guy drink Crisco

Built for bbc.

I say this because the death of Hitler and Stalin led to the fall of their regime.

Based and truthpilled

they were the first to report/confirm kobe died

In all fairness they are less click baity and have more integrity than most MSM. They broke Kobe Bryant death and countless other stories.

Where were you when kim jong was die???¥

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F

Palace coup incoming

yup. this story got real when they reported.

>kim jong-un dead

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kobe bryant was an american celebrity

baring assassination how the fuck does he die at such a young age? Did he get corona? He must have somehow

friendly reminder: MSNBC's Katy Tur reported this days ago and the right mocked her

now your own fox news are sourcing japanese tabloids. BRAVO

foxnews.com/world/kim-jong-un-vegetative-state-china-experts-north-korea

youtube.com/watch?v=VdNfSXds5Wo

I miss him already

it's out already!

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Yes, it's the change in magnetic declination expected this year. Magnetic field strength is now declining 5% every decade, up from 5% every century. This is expected to worsen as we enter Solar Cycle 26 and experience an even higher uptick in cosmic radiation than we are now (which is currently at a space age maximum, nearing a record).

Maybe south Korea will annex the north...

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i wonder if the doctors who fucked up his surgery will be executed

If Kim doesn’t shitpost in less than a weak he’s gone, I feel like he’s pulling a quick one though and he’ll let us know first he’s alive.

being an obese heavy smoker in a shithole with terrible healthcare even for it's elite

A chink dr. did work on him.

Hello
I was, at home eating smegma butter when hwang calls

"kim is kill"

"no

When will they start firing nukes everywhere?

Week

Wasn't there an instance of him just disappearing for 40+ days several years ago?

GI Ken Doll couldn't take on Pyongyang even to Kpop

The funny thing is that we know it but the citizens of North Korea probably still have no idea.

god I would give a $1000 bucks if he said something like "Kim is an OK guy, tried his best.
Now Kim is playing basketball with Kobe Bryant" or something along those lines

North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong-il

youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

interdasting, thank you

Yeah obsee with covid = dead

Truly a story fit for the BBC, especially with a Dennis Rodman comment.

The reich only fell because it was being invaded and the Soviet Union lasted for almost the rest of the century after Stalin died

they literally look like 13 year olds in a halloween costume

don't expect him to say anything else.
remember the reason you guys elected him: for the lulz

He drank the breach?

Take your meds schizo

Trump had him killed

what the fuck..

>Tmz reports

It's official, and I mean that sincerely.

TMZ has been surprisingly accurate the past couple years.

god I wish she would peg me

youtube.com/watch?v=zo-x4PU8S6g

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Drumpf has to be held responsible

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Digits confirm

I've seen obese heavy smokers live until they're 60 and more obese than Kim. Never seen any footage or anything about Kim smoking so I would honestly take that with a grain of salt

FFFFFF