These fucking slow-mo, 5 page captchas bro

These fucking slow-mo, 5 page captchas bro...

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Yes. That's the start of Captcha asshole mode. Either you've been posting too long, or a jannie decided to fuck you over with it because (((Zhe))) doesn't like your post.
There is a level of hell after that, Captcha retard mode. The Captcha is literally wrong. We all know about the side rode bumps that Captcha says are cross walks, but it get Random.

Same feels

>Do not notice the WHEN I SAY SLAVERY user is proven by time stamps and frequency of posts never to encounter these. Do not start asking how this is possible unless he is on staff.

Captcha gets angry when you dont use chrome. Are you being bad and using a non chrome based browser?

Sometimes i write out a post and after a few slow captchas i close tabs.

Ironically i did zero for this post

It's just random, after you've posted 10 times within a given time-frame ('24' hours). The only times your data is ever being run, is when the Captcha features 'street lights'.

I mean if sitting through the 2fps white squares for 3 pages wasn't bad enough but the; Please try again, is really fucking salt in the wound...

lets make a 'high-iq' board, where instead of selling ads and stroking mediocre egos, we have progressive-matrices-Captchas that deny anyone sub-130 or so! Then we could make no profit, and have ted kaczynski-level schizo flame wars!!

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Select all the fire hydrants.
Please select all of them.
You missed one.
>It just appeared
Please select it anyway.
>OK, selected
Harsh, almost pissed-off switch to next panel.
Please select all buses.
>OK, that's all the buses.
You didn't pick that one.
>Those are 18-wheelers.
Please select them anyway. Trucks are now buses.
>You're an idiot
SELECT THE GODDAMN TRUCK
>All right, jackass, selected.
Now select..................


>Yes, what? It's all white
..................................................

>Select what select what come on
>Nothing is there, it's white
...................................................

Fire hydrants
>Quickly select them all

............................ wwwwwwhaaaat
.........abouuuuuuut
...........
10 minutes later

This one

I love you guys. Wish I could express it better, but I'm not risking a big type up incase this thread gets archived while I'm busy deciding the nuance between a crossing and a badly lighted 'do not idle' marker at a 75° angle obscured by heavy traffic.

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also

>not having a Yas Forums pass

Time is money bros

>itt newfags complain they don’t have pass
Lol you really are not gonna make it

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Captchas and Jannies are becoming a problem.
>cool thread?-->then captcha delay --->archive/404//banter

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Captchas seem archaic as fuck.

Install Buster captcha solver extension on chrome. It abuses the text to speech audio option on captcha to auto solve them. You can even use it on Android mobile if you install kiwi browser.

The jannies are just fucking shills at this point. Anything that's interesting gets (((shutdown))) and moved to banter.

Nice one, dear

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just keep solving them, it was the same for me a week ago. it gets easier the more you solve.

It was like that the other day, I just ploughed through and it eventually stopped. Then shitposted a few days later all day long with no issues. Then boom, today, only done a couple o' posts and back to feature length captchas...probably jannie salt.

>ITT newfags that don't have the captcha circumvention script from /g/

Damn son

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Everytime

THERE IS LITERALLY A CAPTCHA EXTENSION

ALSO, JUST CLICK SKIP UNTIL VERIFY POPS UP, THEN SOLVE.

I have a 2GB connection speed.

The captchas take like a minute to load for me in asshole-mode. Then they keep refreshing after I wait for them all. I have to do at least 5, just like you, but sometimes it locks me out entirely.

Just stop spamming, chang, then jewflare won't think you're a bot.

shills, neet rage or something, i tell ya...
if a thread isn't one of like 3 'accepted' topics it gets jannie-saged the moment it gets creative...
So if we can't do the 'IQ' progressive matrices Captchas, can we at least teach alt-right propaganda in the Captchas? Who the fck is behind 'street lights', buses, and 'crosswalks' the fcking Motor Vehicle Association?! ... I just need a zog sponsor and I can make these Captchas even worse

It senses things like language.

Say the wrong things and it gets really mad

Like cuck

Just wait until jewgle gets it in their head to start making people pick genders and the trannies are to be clicked.

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