/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3444

► Detected: 2,864,359 (+35,533) ► Died: 199,505 (+2,406) ► Day: 107 (-10:33:31)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 10x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,604 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► RUPTLY ◄
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>NEWS
20,000 dead in the UK, 8 months ahead of projections
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New symptom: purple or blue lesions on feet and toes, mostly kids
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Some strains 270 times more infectious than others
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Politicians get ready to reopen based on antibody tests
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For coronaviruses, antibodies don't guarantee immunity
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>ARCHIVE
r0 between 3.8 and 8.9, according to the CDC
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"Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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Virus invades nervous systems
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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H1N1 only had 18,500 confirmed deaths, rest is estimated
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Ecuador hands out 2,000 cardboard emergency coffins
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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>LATEST
▶ 52 new cases in Cuba
▶ 16 new cases in Greece
▶ 6 new cases in Cyprus
▶ 552 new cases and 7 new deaths in Chile
▶ 3796 new cases and 178 new deaths in the United States
▶ 194 new cases and 10 new deaths in Moldova
▶ 408 new cases and 42 new deaths in Germany
▶ 59 new cases and 1 new death in Bulgaria
▶ 4913 new cases and 813 new deaths in the United Kingdom

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Repent

> was spitting out clear pleghm but with bits of blood almost a week ago
> just can't do deep breaths without hurting my chest and lungs
> always sneezing or coofing just after waking up

...... and now my mildly diabetic fatass is saved.
two-thirds teaspoonful of dissolved baking soda before breakfast or an hour after breakfast, and handwashing my [washable] facemask in dissolved teaspoon of salt, is a very cheap lifesaver.

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I’m a little sad, I was praying that we would breach 200 k dead by Friday. I suppose we will make up for it by breaking 210k on Monday.

It’s not by any chance possible to bet on new infection and death numbers anywhere, right? Maybe on dodgy onion sites using crypto?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE'S NOTHING TO REPENT IN THIS FUCKING HELLWORLD CALLED EARTH

>no evidence for immunity
>half the globe is relying on immunity
kek, this is gona be awesome

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Remember this? It's not going to age well, is it?

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reminder that if more than 1% of the people that are infected in your country die to the virus, you live in the third world

Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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You really like those size ones, dont you ?

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>199,976
I'm about to cum!

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Perhaps

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I supporti this thread over the furryfag one.
Also south america, post more dead bodies.

IM GONNA COOOF

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yeah...
this disease has a very long tail and 100k is a nice number, so i'll go with that

Why is everyone talking about a 2nd wave? Has the 1st wave even finished? I thought the 2nd, 3rd or more waves take place months after.

Can a 2nd wave take place immediately after the 1st wave?

Also whats happening with all the dead animals in China? Any updates? I assumed the deaths were caused by the disinfectants they used in the cities, I saw videos of hundreds of birds just dropping dead.

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Ok Joomer.

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Isn't the same happening in Bongland? They are about to reach their prediction for August

that would be so great

I really think she is into straight shota.

GO HOME BILL GATES SHILLS

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>Can a 2nd wave take place immediately after the 1st wave?
Of course, bong.
It just requires enough new infected, and your R0 comes back > 1.5

Swine flu confirmed infections OVERALL was 1.6mn.
Swine flu confirmed deaths was 17k
Likely deaths is around 600k.
That was in a full EIGHTEEN months with just 1.6mn infections and 17k confirmed deaths.
That was far less infectious than this virus.

This has confirmed deaths of 200k+ in just 3 months of public knowledge and is fast approaching the 3mn infections confirmed.

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still way better than literally every other country on the list

>only ~240k more till 3mil
>only 495 till 200k dead
Based

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>Can a 2nd wave take place immediately after the 1st wave?
Numbers should technically die down for a second wave to be noticeable, thing is with everything getting reopened next month first wave may be a long one

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>I have a problem with fapping.
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This "pandemic" is really something. Biofinancialweapon seeking out debtors/borrowers and also the building block to ID2020,crypto/social credit currency, etc. It's building a new economic system where the CURRENCY is even locked down and tracked 24/7 Welfare/perma-unemployment leads to UBI leads to crypto-digital currency completely traceable where the elites can turn off a person's account at will. Then the social credit system is the regulatory shaming device that keeps the borrowers and freeloaders in line digitally. youtu.be/QjKjZd-IPD8 youtu.be/29MyQEPfZK8 youtu.be/3JS8CW6dq1I

Its all being spread by media under orders of national governments.
Its full damage control and cover up of historical proportions. They don't want mass panics.

so when do those americucks get suffozucced from their wageslave riots?

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Lol changing your flag now? You’ve already been (((revealed)))