/NBG/ - NOTHINGBURGER GENERAL

undercounting deaths dude, bodies in the streets, 2 weeks, just wait.

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If I see that fucking cat one more time..

real?

About 300 and we are talking about 125 million people crammed in an island.

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This is a must watch video

This sums it up nicely. Anything that may be slightly positive about recovery and they throw a tantrum. I’m not saying it’s nothing, but their desire for this to be as bad as possible is psychotic.

youtu.be/xfLVxx_lBLU

also the oldest population on the planet, even older than italy.
35 million japanese over the age of 65, 28% of their population.

Got you bro
youtube.com/watch?v=xfLVxx_lBLU&feature=emb_logo
And while you are at it
youtube.com/watch?v=5I46oFxp5L0

Based open the fucking gyms i need my chest pump

>brazil
>no collapse
you're full of shit, gringo

Countries with no lockdown

>sweden
>japan
>brazil

youtube.com/watch?v=xfLVxx_lBLU
part 2
youtube.com/watch?v=zb6j7o1pLBw

Should be put in the OP along with Dr.Shiva

Bumping the based thread
Also daily reminder that CFR in reality means
"The proportion of people who die FROM a specified disease among all individuals diagnosed with the disease over a certain period of time"

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Day 12 post exposure, no symptoms. I must be Jesus Christ niggers.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE ELDERINOS

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bill Gates lab, and I've been involved in numerous secret tests on chinamen, and I have over 2.4 million confirmed kills. I am trained in nationwide quarantine measures and I'm the greatest hoax in the entire US glownigger history. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this #OneWorld, mark my fucking words. You think you can #flattenmycuve by sharing data over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your ID2020 is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The cytokine storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 6 gorillion ways, and that's just with my media induced panic. I’m the invisible enemy. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the NIH and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. T-the second wave will be EVEN WORSE, j-just wait 2 WEEKS t-then you’ll see. I will sneeze all over you and you will drown in viral loads. You're fucking dead(if you don’t give me your dna), kiddo.

Notice how /cvg/fags have nothing better to say but to shit up the general.
Telling, ain't it?

Stale pasta m8

>255009015
Go back

You are nobody. The only reason why you argue is to drone out the things in your life that hurt you. You are nothing and you will never ever amount to anything. If you were to die right now, it would probably take years to find your body. No one will even notice that you are gone. Probably the only one who will care is the cheap undertaker that your family hires as they really couldn't give two shits about you, your shitty feet eating piece of shit. You are not memorable, a phantom in the crowds. No one really tries to remember you unless you remind them that you exist. You work your ass all day in a shitty startup to come back to a shitty basement. You have no real friends, just "friends" you find online, and the only reason why they are posting with you is because they don't really know how plain and boring you are. You will simply get replaced by the monotony of life as years go pass, time keeps going as you slowly become older and sicker. You see everyone that you care about slowly pass away, leaving you all alone. You see everyone else your age happily married to a spouse with a loving family while you just stay in your basement, working a job to pay your rent and food. You get verbally abused in your job but you take it as you know that no one else will hire you. Soon you will pass and no one will ever notice till several months or years have passed and your apartment has started to reek of your rotting corpse. The priest who volunteers to give your eulogy uses a generic script as you are known for nothing and remembered for nothing. You were just a living ghost, going through life as if you wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible. You are nobody.

Did you expect anything more from losers who want to stay at home and listen to what msm tells them? I don't have enough weed to cope with this stupidity.

ethics.harvard.edu/Covid-Roadmap

Check out the whitepaper buried within that outlines more detail. ((They)) slipped all kinds of good shit they have been trying for in there

white_paper_3_mobilizing_the_political_economy_for_covid-19_3.26.20.pdf

>Workers and capital can be redeployed to support medicine and public health

>temporary breaking of leases will encourage redeployment to more productive uses

>Voting by mail should also be enhanced and made available without precondition

>To make such tools effective, universal or near-universal availability of high-speed internet connections and mobile connected devices is necessary.

>powers of eminent domain are needed to rapidly increase wireless capability

>police power must be avoided if for no other reason than limited police capacity.

>Conditioning early availability immune testing and certifications on provable compliance is a natural route, as is allowing individuals to prove certified compliance to friends and family.

>Mobilization for transition appears feasible even by the end of April if we can muster sufficient political will.

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im back nothinburgerinos

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So we’re going to let my numerals go then???
But they’re so nice

Hey put this video in your OP for this general. This video is essential

youtu.be/PdtyYG3XtUY

He basically destroys the media narrative, the hype, the lockdowns, breaks down the numbers - its amazing

>T-t-two more weeks GUIZE am I rite

And >90% of them will ever realise they got it! Such a catastrophe!

>Should be put in the OP along with Dr.Shiva

Dont put shiva in the OP . He is correct but he comes off as alex jones tier for some reason. Plus who the hell gets 5 phd's

You’re dumb as fuck

Based Corona-version of the pasta. Delicious.

He has one phd and 4 MiTs. C'mon dude, he spits pure fire.

Ya this virus is highly transmittable but bot dangerous. It has flu levels of mortality

youtube.com/watch?v=WAOs-BYb2AI&feature=emb_title
Go back 5 and a half hours into the stream.

Foot and car traffic are returning to Wuhan, how 'bout that second wave /cvg/shills? What happened?

>highly transmittable
Idk dude. I was exposed via saliva (by girlfriend) 12 days ago. She got sick the next day. I still have no symptoms. It can’t be that contagious or I’d be sick too.

Or you have a better immune system

>I still have no symptoms.
What I think is that most cases are asymptomatic, I live in the city and don't doubt I have already had it.
Supposedly way more infectious than flu and we were open for months with no lockdown. If the virus was really that deadly we'd see many, many more deaths.