Brit/Pol/ fine cusine editon

My local is a Wetherspoons and I don't really fancy a microwave curry.

Medbpack here who's grilling and shitposting in the garden?

I-i'd keep my snails, thanks.

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the opening post on the internet's prime political discussion forum.

what the fuck is that green shit, diarrhea?

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I've done you.

Spastic.

new fag!

Whay do you envy me.

Eddies.

manhands.

Fuck off back to plebbit.

I've done you.

>americlaps talking about food

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even this is better than any bong food

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i said pub, not deano abomination

We have amazing food here, bong.

Tescos cheap tortillas? Can't beat them bro

state of the tile work around that socket and later blanking plate.

fuck this twat

Finally. Ulster Fry master race.

Fuck off burger and eat a whole cow.

Snails aren't the worst, not the best either. I've had them a few times, prefer rabbit.

Post proof.

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i heard they dont even let you have sugar in coke
ew

There's literally nothing wrong with weatherspoons (except no sky sports) even Michelin star restaurants use microwaves sometimes , go wank over some snooty gastropub

THE PEAK OF CUISINE IS BARBECUE 'N' BURRITOS HOOAH

>manhands

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Nigga, moving to Australia soon and all I can think about is how much I'm gonna miss greggs sausage rolls.

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Lidl

It's such a shit bioweapon too, bioweapons are normally designed to have a high , quick acting, fatality rate and low spread so it will kill people in an area but not end up infecting your own people.

If there is a conspiracy on the Chinese part they could have feigned an overreaction to try and trick everyone else to shutdown but I don't think that's probablle since it's now been researched alot outside of China and policy hasn't changed.

>they only disappear from the system if you die.
no they don't
> they're like ID and bank cards.
no they aren't
i have had 3 different chinese phones. you get a contract just like in the UK except it continues on the old terms (usually shitty compared to new deals) if you continue to pay the monthly charge. people can have multiple phone numbers. people who work in customer roles often get a company phone in addition to having their own too. 5g just got rolled out so there will be people cancelling old phones due to upgrading. 20 million is a lot, but there are plenty of valid reasons why it would happen.

you're a lost instagram influencer

>Miss Gregg's sausage roll
That got gheys in Straya. You'll find a new man, faggot.

imagine the smell

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Curve ball

I think the bioweapon angle is neocons trying to get a handle on the narrative so they can larp a new cold war.

Its now the 25th April and the global death toll is what? 35 billion?

>1 million+ closed cases
>CFR is still above 20%, even with china's fake numbers and the rampant underreporting that's been happening
>reinfections are likely counted as "recovered", so that figure is even lower than it seems
we're fucked.

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>burgers
>hotdogs
>twinkies
kek

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>clogs your arteries

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Karen even gave you links to put in the last thread you fucking mong
Have half the work done for you and you still can’t do it

if it's not a bioweapon, explain why it contains 98% of the HIV genome.

The Post-Human World
youtube.com/watch?v=NohyHUK4jAA

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he made a chart m8. in libreoffice. that's some serious scientific shit right there.

hey britbro please dont shit on us, mutts always make a bastardized version of food around the world, for example they make a shawarma and call it a taco and then complain "mexican food" is bad

>1,840,264 active cases
>1,781,961 in Mild Condition

prove that it does

if you aren't an apple, explain why you are 90odd% apple dna?

do bongs really do this?

Gonna go enjoy the sunshine with some cider, you should too.

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you can't trust the "mild"/severe ratio. 3% of cases are listed as severe, yet 20%+ have died.

> Eating bugs
Fuck off s.o.y boy

I hear eels are actually tasty, don't know why the fuck you'd put em' in jelly

That's just junk food.

Proof?
All I've seen is some pajeet scientists saying it contains a protein that kinda looks like an HIV one.

50% of human DNA is shared with a banana

Yeah and they retracted their paper once they realised the claims they were making were retarded

Eating bugs is the manliest thing you can do, faggots like you cower in fear before a harmless bug

its my birthday lads
first use of the guillotine 25th april 1972
historypod.net/04/25/25th-april-1792-first-use-of-the-guillotine/

When will international flights reopen lads?

I was meant to start a new contract abroad last week and now I'm just a NEET

someone on Yas Forums ran the longest common subsequence algorithm between one strain of SARS-CoV-2 and one strain of HIV. 98% match.

Mild means hospital but no ICU, that's still pretty bad,
That said there is probably many millions of ayspomtatic/mild sniffles cases that never got tested

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jellied eels? Excuse me?

they retracted their paper due to political pressure. the guy that discovered HIV even says that the viruses are similar.

>3% of cases are listed as severe, yet 20%+ have died.
Well, no, 6% have died. I don't know how you managed to address the point about active cases by AGAIN citing numbers that exclude active cases.

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4 protein inserts about 5 base pairs long is not the entirety of HIV

Link?

>someone on Yas Forums
stopped reading right there, you’re talking absolute shit mate
play a record

>American talking about food

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you really believe in this place don't you.

>1972
>someone on Yas Forums
just stop right there

But you can buy a hotdog or hamburger on every street of the UK... or even nearly all cities in the world, so whose cuisine is really superior?

you only count closed cases. you can assume that the open cases will follow the same pattern (as they have been doing).

go get raped by a pack of pakis

Honest question here, compared to u.s how is your fish and chips? I'm a old fag have never been there but eaten them in at least 16 states the fish variety varies and thickness I heard yours is amazing.

Yeah, I only cook one every couple of months. Plus it's toasted bread and baked meat. Faux fry.

germany's?

Funniest post all day

>he never went to snails hunt and tried to catch them with a tiny lasso

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This.
What a fucking shit show of a thread. Food in the OP, thread will be filled with filthy foreign scum and the thread will be a slide thread.

My fucking point you dipshit.