Sarcasm?

Let me start by saying I am not smart, but I want to understand this. So this whole thing kicked off because trump said about injecting a disinfectant (which was probably referring to that UV light treatment) which media (both social and traditional) spun as drinking bleach or some shit. Trump then backtracked and claimed his comments (is it these comments?) were sarcastic.

But why? Why would he back down? Am I correct in assuming that he is referring to a different set of comments as sarcastic and the media is again spinning it? Or is he saying the comments on injection were sarcastic, which makes no sense? As I said before, I'm not smart, so please help me understand this.

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Just look at the video you retard. Stop guessing and just watch it.
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He was trolling the MSM, the libs and you. You lost. He won. We won. Get over it.

Joke’s on you he was only pretending to be retarded

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Which of these comments was he sarcastic about? Because none of those are incorrect.

>Am I correct in assuming that he is referring to a different set of comments as sarcastic and the media is again spinning it?
No.

youtube.com/watch?v=1bX8kEHTbug&t=8s

He wasn't being sarcastic at all obviously he just wasn't very eloquent in describing what they told him about cure options. Fuck the media they need to cleansed with fire.

>He wasn't being sarcastic
He said he was being sarcastic.

Thanks for the video. So why is he saying that he was being sarcastic when this kind of treatment is (or was) a thing?

You got it. He wasnt even talking about that statement, he was commenting on the Burisma scandal. But here's the thing: Trump had predicted that the MSM would try to set him up, so he was using that opportunity to get out some new revelations about pedocrats in the deep state. Read his statements again. Hm? Now do you see? Pretty fucking based isnt it

He literally said wich one he was talking about, stop being retarded.

>no no you have to believe him only where it is convenient, otherwise it doesn't work
The length you guys go for to damage control is astounding, now you are literally telling us not to take his words for it.

His mad ramblings are based in some theory look up lung transplants like you can in theory clean the lungs there's a reason beyond "genetics" why there are 90 year old smokers and kids with cancer but he is a degenerate boomer trying to explain highly advanced theory to 80iq or less people it was never going to work he is just a dumb man who was explained a big brain theory by a big brain and then tried to dumb it even further down to USA brainlets the same shit happened with Edision and Tesla

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You guys look like such winners talking about injecting disinfectants and nuking hurricanes.

4D CHESS, HOUSE NIGGAS!!!

>So why is he saying that he was being sarcastic when this kind of treatment is (or was) a thing?
The most reasonable answer is that he wasn't referring to that kind of treatment originally. I'm sure you'll get to see some impressive mental gymnastics for more complex answers.

Listen, nobody is more pro medical than Trump, but we have to hit the virus where it hurts and it's not a virus I call it the plague, it's a plague ok because it's an invisible enemy, we can't see it nobodys ever seen anything like this and so far we've done a good job and but the time has come to hit the virus hard and fast. We've seen things to do with medical and it's great but we have to hit it fast and hard with light, tremendous light but we have to bring the light inside the body, have to do it either through the skin or in other, various ways ok but it has to be done, and bleach, we know the virus can be killed with bleach ok. Suppose we could bring the bleach inside the body though various ways, possibly injection or through a drip we can save lives, many lives

He was obviously not being sarcastic stop being a faggot. He back tracked because injecting disinfectant sounds stupid even though its real, he fumbled the ball because he's an idiot just like you. He should just stood his ground and fuck the media.

How do you know he wasnt being sarcastic? Only he could know. I'd like to see you prove he wasnt sarcastic.

dippity doo blippity boop

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>He was obviously not being sarcastic stop being a faggot.
Yes, everybody knows he wasn't the point was that Trump is full of shit, wich many of his followers have been trying to counter by defending his statement.
Wich is funny now that he says that he wasn't being serious.

>He back tracked because injecting disinfectant sounds stupid even though its real
It isn't, I know some people have been throwing arround some shitty theory but in the press conference he was clearly referring to isopropyl alcohol and bleach, wich are house cleaners and from the way they work there is no way they have any medical use.
It's just not what they are aimed at.

>He should just stood his ground and fuck the media.
If he didn't it's because again he is full of shit, he didn't think about all the cope that has been going arround about some obscure chinese study.
No when he said that he did what he always do, says whatever shit goes through his mind.
Trump literrally says that kind of shit on a daily basis, I don't know why it seems to suprise so many of his cultists.

How weak of him to let the media cuck him into an explanation. What a moldy piece of toast that the Lefties wiped their leaking asses with.

>prove it
Did you watch the video?
Do have the ability to observe?
Sarcasm usually results in laughter or smirking anything to point to some humor.
He wasn't being sarcastic, he was parroting what a doctor told him that he kept asking for validation from. He wasn't confident that about the whole thing and sounded off base. He's pretty transparent regarding sarcasm, and this wasn't tell tale trump sarcasm. If this was him being sarcastisc its retarded because it doesn't have a single essence of sarcasm.

Your trump hate is making it difficult for you to be objective. He didn't say anything about alcohol or bleach, he said disinfectant which he got from the doctor. I don't love trump either but this is so lame its just another small thing to try to make lazy people hate him.

You say you don't love him, yet you have his jizz dripping from your lip.

I guess you can't read either, I'm guessing you think that's trumps fault too? Try injecting some disinfectant.

Yes he said disinfectant, but from the context it was OBVIOUS he was talking about it, it's literally what this press conference was about.

Here s a video of his declaration.

youtube.com/watch?v=gysW87xniUE

The transcript
whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-vice-president-pence-members-coronavirus-task-force-press-briefing-31/

What Bryan said (just before Trump starts speaking)
>We’re also testing disinfectants readily available. We’ve tested bleach, we’ve tested isopropyl alcohol on the virus, specifically in saliva or in respiratory fluids. And I can tell you that bleach will kill the virus in five minutes; isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds, and that’s with no manipulation, no rubbing — just spraying it on and letting it go. You rub it and it goes away even faster. We’re also looking at other disinfectants, specifically looking at the COVID-19 virus in saliva.

What Trump said
>And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that.

Pic related before the start of the press conference Trump stared at placard saying how effective common detergent were against coronavirus.

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Don't forget to inject yourself with disinfectant today. It's your duty to the world.

Thank you for the link to the transcript.
My theory (and many others) was that the heat and humidity have a huge impact on this virus.
I think that there even is a chance that it will pull the vanishing act of the 2003 SARS.
I really hope it will, and that would mean no second wave, and apart for small outbreaks the virus will be eradicated by the sun.
Now the irradiation therapy for the blood, should work then also.
It's a forgotten technique but now we could use ECMO like machines(to minimize the damage to the blood cells) and actually try that.
That's exciting news.
I just wish they develop something like that for herpes simplex and HIV and other viruses that hide in our CNS. They also don't like the sun.

>just watch this edited, out of context video
Every time...

If you think people have to grasp for straws to find dumb shit he says or does, you're probably retarded or you have a strange infatuation with Trump. The biggest NPCs are Trump supporters, hands down, no argument. You operate in a hive mind, of literal retards with opinions not so much different than fat boomers who sit around watching FOX all day. What's worse is when Trump's presidency is over, you will have accomplished nothing and the country will be more brown and left leaning than ever. You will realize HRC would have made the country more right leaning and she would have destroyed the left just like Trump is doing to the right. You guys accelerated in the wrong direction and now the country is going to speed up the progression of replacing you and making sure you never stop the global cabal. It will be your fault when your daughter comes home pregnant at 16 with a beaner baby. It will be your fault why transgender studies begin at kindergarten. It will be on you why whites will lose their status and become the new niggers of the 60's. You fucked up. And all those policies Trump is enacting, will make sure businesses/ corporations are protected and dont need you if you wish to go on strike or boycott. Enjoy becoming a nigger and a perpetual slave due to being another npc from reddit who thought he was edgy because he likes to say nig and Trump makes libs mad.

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Another thing I just thought about.
I was in hospital in Poland and their hospitals are pretty warm and humid. I thought it's retarded because bacteria thrive in such environments but now, during the corona, add UV lamps to every room and with the regular humidity and heat the people in Poland, that are in the hospitals should be dying at a lower rate.
I write about Poland because that's the only European hospital I've been to, I wonder what are the conditions in other hospitals in Europe?