This ain't America anymore when the ATF has that kind of power

that's not what happened lul

>05:50 - Agents warn via loud speaker that they are about to start pwnage and that the Davidians should place their heads between their legs and kiss they asses goodbye. They then proceed to fart into the microphone one more time, causing David Koresh to give a golden shower to his shoes. See also: Last Straw
>06:00 - Surveillance tapes record a man inside the compound saying "Everybody wake up, let's start to pray to Jesus, mmkay?" then, "Hold on a second, Pepe's tying his shoe" ..."WTF?" ... "Have you cum yet?"... "FAP FAP FAP FAP"... "Waaaaaaaa"... "Oh fuck not again"... "The Egyptians were sure up to something. Those pyramids are fuckin' huge"... "Hit CTRL ALT DELETE damn it"... "Very funny, who hid my Crank Yankers DVD?"... "*BELCH*"... "No, just click once, you're making it run slow"... "FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP *gooey splash sound*"... "Anybody got a cigarette?"
>06:04 - Armored vehicle with ram and delivery device pwns a glory hole 8 feet high and 10 feet wide in the side of the IHOD. Soldiers run in, guns blazing, in a bid to secure as many barbecuable babies as possible.
>06:10 - Surveillance tapes record "Aw fuck, man, I'm spent... I'm spent... oh man, why now of all times?"... "Just throw em a kid or two and tell em to come back later for fuck's sake." FBI negotiator Byron Sage is recording saying "THERE IS NO POINT IN RESISTING THE BARBECUE HAS STARTED HAHA" Surveillance tape records a man saying "WTF?" then, "NO WAI."

'MURICA

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Reminder that only one single patriot decided to retaliate for this siege and the murders at ruby ridge. He alone killed twice the number of government workers.

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>06:12 Surveillance tapes record Davidians saying "They're gonna pwn us in the ass," then "They don't want to pwn us in the ass."
>07:23 Surveillance tapes record a male Davidian saying, "HOW DO I BECOME AN HERO???" Then a second male says, "I dunno lol"
>08:00 Armored vehicle with battering ram rips into second floor of compound, a bunch of bud is unloaded and then minutes later another glory hole is punched into the backside of the compound. A fire is started in the lower level, and as all holes are sealed, helicopters prepare to lower Ill Bill, The Gorester, and some hoes into place. The vehicles then withdraw
>09:00 The Davidians unfurl a banner which reads "We want our phone fixed. Oh, and plz stop pwning us too"
>09:13 Armored vehicles labor intensively to get the hickory and mesquite into place in time. FBI agents push Davidians, begging for mercy, back into the IHOD and tell them "you had your chance, faggot"
>09:16 Surveillance tapes record conversation between two males identified as David Koresh and some other guy

Koresh: "Should I change my shoes before I become an hero? Pee smells bad when it burns, amirite?"
Misc Retard: "idk"
Koresh: "WTF?"
Misc Retard: "just pee out the window and see, fag. look at those flames! no pun intended."

The ATF did nothing wrong those faggots deserved it

>10:00 A man is seen waving a white flag on the southeast side of the compound. He is advised over loudspeakers that if he is surrendering he should come out. He doesn't. In response, at least 100 agents open fire and he is shot so much he becomes a black hole
>11:30 More backdoor lulz, via punching another gaping glory hole
>11:40 Surveillance tapes record a man saying "I want a harbl around the back," then later, "Let's keep that friction going."
>11:43 Another brown insertion takes place, with the armored vehicle moving deep into the bowels of the building to reach the tight, concrete interior room where the FBI believe Davidians are trying to avoid arseraep
>12:03 Armored vehicle turret knocks away first floor corner on right side. Bill Clinton and his homies yell, "WTF am I doing here, waving my dick in the wind? Let's get this fire burning. I've got an important dinner engagement to go to in six hours and if I'm not stoned when I get there..." and shakes his fist angrily.
>12:05 **I move away from the mic to breathe in.
>12:08 Visible flames appear in two spots at the front of the building, first on the left of the front door on the second floor (a wisp of smoke then a small flicker of flame) then a short time later on the far right side of the front of the building, and at a third spot on the back side. Agents say Branch Davidian members ignited the fires, alleging that observers saw a man dressed in black bend over with cupped hands and then saw him wipe the cum off his mouth with his sleeve and return to work, being payed at least 100 dollars an hour to be a tool of the Zionist government and create all sorts of comic Jew mischief

>12:09 Ruth Riddle exits with computer disk in her jacket containing Koresh's Manuscript on the best ways to go about fucking the hell out of 16 year old girls and justifying it by claiming to be god. They take the disk and then throw her back in.
>12:10 Flames spread quickly, fanned by wind from the ass of Tipper Gore, who asked Peter Jennings to pull her finger in a live interview.
>12:12 911 call placed for fire department. Two Waco FD trucks are dispatched. Shortly after, Bellmead FD dispatches two trucks. They are instructed to stop by the store and get some more beer and a LOT of meat for the lulz to come
>12:22 Waco fire trucks arrive at checkpoint, Bellmead follows shortly after These four fire trucks arrive, whereupon the firemen say "HOLY SHIT this is a big barbecue. Yeeeeeeehaaaaaw!" and then crack open beer and wait for the dead cult members to be served up. Discussion begins as to whether this is the biggest BBQ Texas ever had.
>12:25 There is a large explosion on the left side. One object hurtles into air, bounces off the top of white bus and lands on grass. This is later identified as the mirth of a nation, inflated at the sight of their president and vice president using the world's biggest bong and then laughing jovially. They were seen to be competing to see who could hold it in the longest, and Clinton lost when Al Gore said "Hey now, Bill, don't inhale" causing him to let loose and croak, "dude, fuck you. haha."
>12:30 Part of the roof collapses. Around this time there are several further explosions and witnesses report the sound of gunfire, attributed to the FBI to agents going around pwning remaining Branch Davidians via headshot.

>12:43 Fire trucks arrive in compound according to fire department logs, accompanied by Janet Reno. They immediately set up spits and dig barbecue pits and go about looking for suitably cooked cult members. Paper plates and plastic utensils are in full effect, and everyone, including the press and medical professionals, line up for precious, precious barbecue. Clinton and Gore pass out on the couch to much lulz, and everyone is in agreement that this is the best fuckin' BBQ Texas ever done had
>12:55 BBQ begins to burn out, compound leveled in preparation for being eBayed off as souvenirs. Like a pussy he tried to arm the bomb 15 seconds before the round ended, stupid Jew faggot.
>15:45 Law enforcement source says David Koresh is pwned, CT's disarm the bomb.. COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
>15:46 ????
>15:47 PROFIT!!!

When a man can no longer be a violently arrest resisting childfucker with a messiah complex, this just aint america any more. I thought this was america.

Totally worth it when you factor in Timothy McVeigh.

Many survivalists, conspiracy theorists, and pedophiles cried about the whole incident, citing that the government used "pyrotechnic devices" that caused the fire, thus murdering Koresh. However they fail to realize that having a complex wall to wall with stockpiles of fuel (lol survivalism) is a extreme fire hazard brought on by themselves, not to mention that they were totally asking for it. Another claim is that besides brainwashing & fucking underage girls, fortifying the complex & stockpiling weapons, leading a cult that refused to surrender, and firing upon federal agents; they were perfectly innocent law-abiding citizens. All this drama is basically a grown up version of your average 13 year old boy screaming "BULLSHIT CAMPING FAG1111" when you killed them on Xbox

Srsly though, if you go and buy three firearm magazines this month, at least one of them will have an op-ed in which the retard writer, invariably a fat white guy from a state like Nebraska or Iowa that's positively filled with degenerate minorities and sexual deviants - who is obviously in the know - will make some off-the-cuff remark about how "our government's actions against a small church in Waco, TX, will not go forgotten" and "nor will their oppression of a small group of patriots who were murdered in Ruby Ridge, ID," either. This can be taken as proof that there is an unsettling number of people in the United States who are batshit crazy. Our only hope is to get Premier Bill Clinton back to rule this country with an iron phallus and create a few more barbecues for great justice. Desu!

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The night of April 19th, Bill Clinton appeared on air and, typical of his normal nightly broadcasts to the American public, quickly stripped off his pants; revealing a rather small, but swollen erection.

Clinton then sat on the desk in the oval office, threw his legs as far as they would go behind his head and attempted to bend over far enough to get his penis into his mouth, because sure as hell Hillary wasn't going to do it. When it became obvious that this was not going to happen, Janet Reno came onscreen, her large, deflated breasts swinging freely; a large, black, freshly lubed dildo between her legs; and proceeded to take Clinton from behind. She then pumped Clinton for ten minutes, demanding to know the location of the Jade Donkey.

Clinton finally gasped, "It's right here" and laid back so that his erect penis was pointing to the sky, mimicking the Washington Monument in the background. Reno then straddled him and proceeded to bounce up and down, his Presidential Peener alternately penetrating her vagina and ass, before he finally shot a load of steaming presidential jizz all over the desk. This was one of the busiest nights ever for the National Suicide Prevention Hotline, and the incident, set in slow motion to Massive Attack's "Angel," remains one of the most widely viewed videos on YouTube. The incident garnered wide applause from liberal Europe (because they thought Clinton was fucking another dude); the Middle East (because they though Clinton was fucking a camel); and anyone who liked granny porn (self explanatory).

The UN gave the burning of a church a standing ovation when it was brought before the council for human rights, and proceeded to ask if there were any leftovers, lulz. When it was admitted that the Branch Davidians had already been devoured, most of the UN said "it's cool bro, we know, we were just fuckin' with yuz." However, Yassir Arafat of the Arabs blamed this on the Jews and immediately ordered at least 100 school buses filled with Jew larvae to be immediately blown up in retribution. Clinton said "WTF" and invited both Arafat and arch rival, Yitzhak Rabin, to the White House to do blow off the asses of hookers together. What followed this was six years of peace in Israel, all because of the events that transpired in a small town called Waco, Texas.

Gulf War Veteran and KKK member Timothy McVeigh became an hero two years later on April 19, 1995, when he bombed the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, OK in retaliation for the events at Waco. He did this because Oklahoma is a liberal state filled with Jews. Not a single conservative Christian who voted Republican died in this attack. Timmy Boy thought he got vengeance and lulz for his actions, but the lulz were on him, when he was sentenced to die by ass rape which was carried out over the course of six months by gay black Jews.

The record for "World's Biggest Bong" continued to stand until September 11th, 2001 when Osama Bin Laden took the title, creating two much larger bongs out of the World Trade Center in New York, NY.

Columbine was meant to occur on April 19th, 1999, but unfortunately the bonehead autists fucked up and were a day late, thus shooting up their school on April 20th, creating a trend where many would an hero every 4/20. This lulzy event is commonly referred to as An Hero Day.

We’re going to kill you and your loved ones Chang and there is nothing you can do about it.

This thread doesn't glow.

HBO with Chernobyl, now Netflix with Waco. Jew media make an overly dramatised series about some event that happened within the last 50 years. Then said event becomes topical with a new generation of normiefags who either weren't born when it happened or they were in diapers, yet they are all experts on it.
Look out for future series for the amusement of normies:
Space Shuttle Challenger explosion
Oklahoma City bombing
Hurricane Katrina
and in 30 years time there will be a Netflix series on the COVID19 pandemic and lockdown.

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There was never any evidence the children were being abused. But uh, yeah tell me more about how coming in with tanks and guns blazing and shooting first, killing children and their parents was all because the ATF was thinkin bout muh children.

Not to say Koresh was a good guy, but they only ever broke a minor firearms law. That doesn’t warrant the immediate execution of the entire cult via military equipment without trial.

Statist fucks will defend this.

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>NOOO STOP YOU CAN'T JUST DISCUSS A MASSIVE TRAGEDY THAT HAPPENED OVER A DECADE AGO ATF AND FBI SAVE ME

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>bait cops into burning kgb breeding fort
>it's the cops fault

Thanks, I was scratching my head at this. That's fucked up man.

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None of that happened and if you resist arrest your a stupid crazy nigger and might end up dead. Also the specific reason they ended up dead was that the childfuckers set themselves on fire.