PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ARTISTIC BREAKFAST EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/24/20
c-span.org/video/?471479-1/
youtu.be/3EsVCWN-txU
>Pres Trump/NASAAdm Bridenstine on Corona-chan Tech 4/24/20
c-span.org/video/?471527-1/
youtu.be/i5fADx8cVKg
>Pres Trump signs HR 266 PPP&HCE Act 4/24/20
c-span.org/video/?471480-1/
youtu.be/m4_wdAY8opM
>VP Pence on GeraldoInCleveland 4/24/20
spreaker.com/episode/26023294
pic.twitter.com/L2bylUhz2R
>Triggered! Hosted by Don Jr! 4/24/20
youtu.be/KS9wonPUwto
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/24/20
youtu.be/i6yMSQk9aYg
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/24/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6151851404001/
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/24/20
youtu.be/89zGsqMYcpg
>TransSec Chao on FoxNews 4/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6151962237001
>TransSec Chao on Bloomberg 4/24/20
youtu.be/zQeak2eoErE
>ActDepDHSSec Cuccinelli on DavidWebbShow 4/24/20
pic.twitter.com/52TJnHzoEn
pic.twitter.com/B5SlK87f4F
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on WilkowMajority 4/24/20
pic.twitter.com/yYCWS2397A
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on FBN 4/24/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6151806804001/
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on HughHewittShow 4/24/20
youtu.be/AdvdK5-YKx8
>Trump2020CommsDir Murtaugh on OAN 4/24/20
youtu.be/u0cwr1LeZuw
>RNCChair McDaniel on DavidWebbShow 4/24/20
pic.twitter.com/bskgDwOmvy

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nationalreview.com/the-morning-jolt/moving-out-and-not-coming-back/
youtu.be/txm7eu8KxVI
youtu.be/ratR1ngcWss
youtu.be/EfJtLsK5SRI
dailywire.com/news/french-peer-reviewed-study-our-treatment-cured-100-of-coronavirus-patients
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ALSO CATURDAY

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Why would someone spend 200 dollars for cleaning alcohol when they could make their own with sugar?

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>just inject light into your lungs, bro

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What was she getting anyway, the old refrigerator?

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That sandwich is beautiful, but excessive.

yeah, do it

Explain? I need rubbing alcohol for non panicnigger reasons and I can’t buy any

The whitest man on the left has it out for Biden. Biden is in a heap of trouble because he can’t really shake this one off.
He will have to have a “Roy Moore Hannity interview” moment and go in front of (let’s say) Maddow and talk about it.

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You inject disinfectant into your lungs.
You inject light into your veins.
Get it right, fag.

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>Trump has fine tas...

Please don’t namefag thank you

Here you go. Uploaded 4/24/20

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MQaRLkViXNA

talcum x only cares cause he hopes bernie is gonna get put in, once he is convinced that he is suck with biden no leftist will give a shit

Last time you said “unless you have a good reason” and I do have a good reason

based white man

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>hydroxychloroquine turns out to increase the death rate and cause heart problems
>Trump thinks he has absolute authority
>Trump makes, at best, an extremely poorly worded statement about injecting a form of disinfectant to cure corona. Not thinking the press would jump on such a badly worded statement and focus on it relentlessly
Trump was going to win this election and now he’s fucked it lmao

Based and Dime pilled

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I find Drumpf art to be hilarious because they try so hard
imagine putting all your creative energy into "what can I photograph that will look like orange man bad"
pic related is a sign I definitely need to get into novel writing, I was looking for superhero books and the cover made me click it. hundreds have been similarly ensnared, it seems.

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Yeah but he got 1.2m likes from a staffer tweeting out to not drink bleach so I don’t think people are going to pay attention to it

>Trump was going to win this election and now he’s fucked it lmao
I think deep inside he knew he would never be able to win his reelection but simply played it out for his supporters in order to get a better exit deal

Still about Biden: it is immensely telling that the out of everyone that latches in everything Trump does (Cerno, Mollymeme, Shapiro) the only people talking about it is
> the Bernie progressive crowd
Goes to show where their loyalties lie.
> attack people advancing your supposed cause
> silent on people overtly trying to hinder it
Thank God for leftist stupidity, they’ll crash their party with no survivors in their very own accelerationst bid

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>Trial was for larger doses. Turns out taking more doesn't help, it does the exact opposite of helping.
>He does
>And this is somehow a bad thing in your mind
try harder

>>hydroxychloroquine turns out to increase the death rate and cause heart problems
nope
> >Trump thinks he has absolute authority
He does. State governors have zero extra-constitutional power.
> >Trump makes, at best, an extremely poorly worded statement about injecting a form of disinfectant to cure corona. Not thinking the press would jump on such a badly worded statement and focus on it relentlessly
It was worded fine.

Please don’t namefag for any reason thank you

>Please don’t namefag thank you

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>nope
it had a higher death rate than the control group. several countries have banned the use of CQ for COVID-19 patients because it fucks with your heart.

> so I don’t think people are going to pay attention to it
The same people posting about bleach are also posting about Mr Crazy Fingers, make no mistake about it.

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>Distillation in America is still illegal
lel CITIZEN DO NOT PRODUCE YOUR OWN MEDICAL ALCOHOL

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prove it

So hows everything been going ameribros?

>Trump makes, at best, an extremely poorly worded statement
except it was a question, posed to one of his medical experts who just finished talking about disinfectants

Why? Because my posts are so good you don’t want them accidentally getting filtered?

Serve me up with a side of bleach!

On the same note: What did /ourkween/ mean by this?

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Please don’t namefag for any reason thank you

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The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism

THE INDOMITUS REX

THE TERROR THAT RISES

THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS

THE KING OF KINGS

THE LORD OF LORDS

THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

THE CREATOR

THE DESTROYER

THE MOTHERFREAKIN' GAME

HUNTER

HEARST

HELMSLEY

TRIPLE H

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

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Did you magatards got your daily dose of bleach like your racist nazi overlord ordered you to do.

Trump wont win, Biden is also pretty retarded, but better than trump.

2020 will be Dumb vs Dumber (and Trump is the Dumber)

Um what do we do bros?

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nationalreview.com/the-morning-jolt/moving-out-and-not-coming-back/

On the menu today: The possibility of another wave of Americans moving out of the big cities, the likelihood of some future pandemic further down the road, and how the Red America–Blue America divide is likely to be altered when we emerge from this crisis.

The Coming De-Urbanization of America

Yesterday on my work Facebook page, a reader asked, “Why is it that the places Covid-19 show up the most are in Democrat controlled areas?” As much as I’d like to believe that all the troubles in the world can eventually be traced back to Bill de Blasio, I responded, “Probably because ‘the places it shows up the most’ are large densely-packed cities with a lot of international and domestic air travel and high use of mass transit, where Democrats have been winning elections more than Republicans for at least a generation and in many cases several generations.”

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inject bleach to own the orange man, you nazi racist demfuck

Cheers!

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I guess there are actually some people unfamiliar with bootlegging and such so the nilered videos on producing good ethanol then distilling and producing anhydrous ethanol are good
youtu.be/txm7eu8KxVI
youtu.be/ratR1ngcWss
And a more layman
youtu.be/EfJtLsK5SRI

You don't need anhydrous really, but you'd be a damn fool to be buying industrial or ethanol at multiples market price.

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Cringe

Some liberal is going to drink bleech today to show how stupid Trump is today arent they?

>democrats shut down all the jobs
>this is trumps fault

INJECT THAT SHIT NOW user

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Don't let them out. They're supposed to die there.

>Loyal Trump Supporters
>Matt Drudge

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yes, they're gonna die in droves

>taking the side of kikebart, drudge, sessions
the fuck happened to her? she loses her mind more every year.

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>pic
That sounds like the wet dream of most people here. Surprised they don’t support him

In high school my friend drank bleach to try to pass a drug test. Didn’t work.

spoiled eggs poisoning her brain

do it quickly
before people realize he never said it
do it to own the orange man
nytimes will write an article about your death and get a lot of twitter replies, it will be worth it

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sadly i have to appreciate the sheer artistry, the art school degree that went into this creation. This a PHD a Doctor if you will Sandwich, never to be eaten but preserved for all time

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Try again, tranny.

dailywire.com/news/french-peer-reviewed-study-our-treatment-cured-100-of-coronavirus-patients

...

collect your Trumpbux and laugh at Biden

Kikebart publishes her shitty opinion columns and runs ads for her recycled garbage books, so she has to flog them as a reach-around.

Fat.

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>oh no drumpf's economy failed
they don't realize this helps him when he brings it back even stronger

why are you posting that debunked french "study"? it was retracted because raoult is a charlatan.

her career is dependent on her being combative
like a typical woman, she's never happy unless she's picking a fight

Yeah. This is more common than people think. People often try to drink small amounts of bleach to try and pass Lisa tests. Well, stupid kids try it

Yes but I don’t understand how Trump doesn’t know the game by now. He should have worded it even more crystal clear so the “fake news media” doesn’t run with it. I know you can say it’s some 4D chess move to expose how corrupt they are and how they twist the narrative but the most indoctrinated people won’t wale up to it because they’re not watching the briefings live. They watch the media edited clips. Like with HCQ, he could have emphasised more on the fact that he’s offering hope to the American people and why are the media trying to keep everything negative. Instead he latched onto his ego being wounded

She replied!!!
It is officially un-over

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>Yesterday on my work Facebook page, a reader asked, “Why is it that the places Covid-19 show up the most are in Democrat controlled areas?”
>not answering "because Jews are servants of Satan and suffer plagues and maladies wherever they dwell"
fucking national review

For the love of Trump and Jesus m8 just move on lel

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An Iron Byron for bowling.
Now I've seen everything.

>Yes but I don’t understand how Trump doesn’t know the game by now. He should have worded it even more crystal clear so the “fake news media” doesn’t run with it.
So you're an idiot.
>I know you can say it’s some 4D chess move to expose how corrupt they are
You are so dumb it is honestly hurting me.

there's gotta be some kind of regulation that says you have to actually roll the ball down the lane

MAGA

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Here is the chaser, it was in reply to teh leftist equivalent to Bill Mitchell, that unironically said
> yeah, you must vote for a rapist if it is what takes to stop a white nationalist.

Biden is in serious trouble, he has a branding trouble, he has a communication trouble and he can't pivot either way from his neolib comfy seat without losing the side he gets away from

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>Trumps economy was destroyed by matters outside of his control, Biden can fix this!

>She replied!!!
>Let's just stay friends

Why did Obama take so long to show his birth certificate?

> imagine simping this hard

>lol drumpf said to disinfect your lungs
>>here's bleeding edge medical research that does exactly that and studies show it's highly effective with no serious side effects unlike medicine
>ya well there's no way drumpf knew that
>>so you're saying Trump is a genius that independently arrived at ideas that took the medical industry decades, with no prior training?
>SHUT UP

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kek

kek

Lmao

Yeah but you're talking about a cap full diluted in a glass of water.

N O
I have good odds now

We will see
Still writing more

>trying to become a couple
>NO MONEY
>NO SERVICES
>NO DEFENDING
>simping
Pls stop killing the useful term

The story of the Boy Who Cried "Wolf!" could use some alterations. To reflect today's media hysteria it should include a passage where, just before the wolf devours the boy, he shrieks at everyone and calls them cultists for not believing his lies.