Is Kim's heart still in action?

Let's conduct a divination.
Post theories, do not troll.
Digits mark the truthful roll.

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Stove up tighter than a jug blower's ass.

If it wasn't for Kim, Trump would officially be the most brain dead world leader.

No, they trapped his soul in a mechanically altered version to aid his successor al la Dishonered.

They got kim jong clones and will give him a new one. He is part of the worm after all

Checked.
But we can do better than that.

The aliens in my brain are telling me that his corpse reflexively shit itself on the operating table.

Is there an official numerology manual?
What's better, 77 or 99?

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Pure magic.

He's dead, most likely -- or close to it. He may be in a coma, and they are unable to wake him. This is why they have neither said he's dead, nor dismissed it.

But seriously, we can't let him get the nuclear codes.
...Again.

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Remember the photo with all the general's wearing masks but Kim without? Corona virus confirmed.

Supposedly China sent some doctors there. Maybe he's in coma after all.
If he is, someone has to make a decision and unplugg him... or keep him alive as a silent tyrant on life support.

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He looks like he weighs 150 kg, I wouldn't be surprised if his veins are 85% lard.


I think the most interesting outcome would be that he's alive, but suffered a stroke. 2020 DPRK could be like 1922 USSR.

kim is alive

Braindead on the operating table for the last 4 days. NK has NO idea what to do. Subordinates will not accept the reality of the situation. China is coming in to advise because of this. Successor is unprepared.

checked

You would be desu.....

>pic related

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Divination over go home people

Probably he got a heart attack, he was very fat and was a smoker..

Kim is alive and will return in a week or two. Probably going to attempt a Jesus Christ.

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I don't think he's dead yet, but no one in charge of a whole nation is ever really in good health

Kim is undergoing a new form of surgery that mixes memes with science, he will come out of it after a period of recovery as a super shitposting memelord with supernatural strength and stamina.

Good one

His heart is stopped but he is now Kim Jong Undead! The Nork will rise again!

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It's too late for Kim.
Trump's next.

77 I reckon.

Ma boi be fresh AF

>Let's conduct a divination.

no fortune tellers nor watchers of times (astrologers) will ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD

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He is dead from coronavirus.

doublecheck