/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3441

Take a bleach bath too. And don’t forget the windex injections.

Anyone has the template? may do a thing

>why does this shit happen every weekend?
Because weekend

That bitch is built for BBC lol
chinese elites need be fucking hog tied and gang raped by GORILLION niggers like they wanted to see happen to other countries. These fuckers are completely power mad and need to be brought down for there to be any justice in this world.
FUCK CCP.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 925,758 (52,217) #2 Spain 219,764 (22,524) #3 Italy 192,994 (25,969) #4 France 159,828 (22,245) #5 Germany 155,054 (5,767) #6 United Kingdom 143,464 (19,506) #7 Turkey 104,912 (2,600) #8 Iran 89,328 (5,650) #9 China 82,816 (4,632) #10 Russia 74,588 (681) #11 Brazil 54,043 (3,704) #12 Belgium 45,325 (6,917) #13 Canada 43,888 (2,302) #14 Netherlands 36,535 (4,289) #15 Switzerland 28,894 (1,593) #16 India 24,530 (780) #17 Portugal 22,797 (854) #18 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #19 Peru 21,648 (634) #20 Ireland 18,184 (1,014) #21 Sweden 17,567 (2,152) #22 Austria 15,148 (536) #23 Israel 15,148 (198) #24 Saudi Arabia 15,102 (127) #25 Mexico 12,872 (1,221) #26 Japan 12,829 (345) #27 Singapore 12,693 (12) #28 Chile 12,306 (174) #29 Pakistan 11,940 (253) #30 Poland 11,067 (499) #31 South Korea 10,718 (240) #32 Romania 10,635 (575) #33 Belarus 9,590 (67) #34 Qatar 9,358 (10) #35 United Arab Emirates 9,281 (64)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +5,966 (+66) #2 Mexico +1,239 (+152) #3 Iran +1,134 (+76) #4 Brazil +1,048 (+34) #5 Belgium +1,032 (+238) #6 Belarus +817 (+4) #7 United States +526 (+24) #8 Ukraine +478 (+8) #9 Indonesia +396 (+31) #10 Bangladesh +309 (+9) #11 Romania +218 (+8) #12 Switzerland +217 (+4) #13 Poland +175 (+5) #14 Panama +172 (+8) #15 Morocco +131 (+1) #16 Afghanistan +112 (+4) #17 Bolivia +104 (+1) #18 Philippines +102 (+17) #19 Israel +90 (+4) #20 Armenia +81 (+1) #21 Austria +77 (+6) #22 Hungary +60 (+12) #23 Germany +55 (+7) #24 Thailand +53 (+1) #25 Malaysia +51 (+2) #26 Honduras +29 (+8) #27 Congo-Kinshasa +22 (+3) #28 Australia +20 (+1) #29 Lithuania +16 (+1) #30 Slovenia +15 (+1) #31 Lebanon +8 (+2) #32 New Zealand +5 (+1) #33 Malta +1 (+1) #34 Czech Republic (+1) #35 Moldova (+3)…

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mutts law

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fuck all of you niggers, i am tired of this.

I'm finally getting my shti together. I am a divorced 30-something user, I'm cleaning house, throwing out everything my ex-wife ever bough, and starting fresh.

This virus is great. I have our old bed and like 9 jackets at the side of the street for pick up. I'm over it and ready to move on.

Where everyone sees chaos. I see a perfect opportunity to loot GUZZOLINE and RAID SETTLERS. You need to have the raider mindset. See the patterns. When supply of water goes down. You need loot more.

Today I looted
Cars
Ammo
Women
Guzzoline
Water
Slaves
Masks
Road warrior skulls
Chains
Leather chaps

You average peasants will never... CAN never understand the RAIDER mindset. You think like sheep. Die when you're told, submit when you're told. The true RAIDER sees through it.

>RAID WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL, BE FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS RAID

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>divorced
Fucking degenerate.

>t. chang
show flag, shill.

Whyd you end up divorcing?

>Britain nears milestone of 20,000 coronavirus hospital deaths

archive.is/Vv8Nr

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Yuuuck. A proper burger should have more texture and tastes than just bread, cheese, and meat. Otherwise you’re not going to be tasting much of that burger after your 5th bite.

why do they specify the deaths were in hospital?

>Dead: 204,992
lol, still only 204,992.
How many days has it been stuck at 204,992? Four days? Five days?

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Id play that game

200k deaths soon

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Money becoming papers and laws becoming a meaningless sound FUCKING WHEN??

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youtu.be/MO-1WFzZki4

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Because reality is much worse

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Fuck I’d love to spread Boris’ pale, quivering buttocks, shove my giant schlong in his tender, moist anus and shoot my warm, sticky viral load up into his guts as he moans with pleasure.

▶ 278 new cases and 4 new deaths in Kuwait
▶ 5 new cases in Ethiopia
▶ 8 new cases in Maldives

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because the actual covid deaths are about 2-3 times larger, but that would be bad for their image so they only release hospital deaths

Just eat it in 4 then.

So when is coronachan going to be worse than the seasonal flu? Seems pretty bitchmade so far but everyone is wearing useless cloth face masks.

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Stop it. I had no choice but to divorce her. She was Irish.

I hope thats real

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Trips of truth show divorcing an Irish bitch is the right path.

>cigs are bad because of ACE-2 receptors
>cigs are good because sars-cov attack nicotine receptors

so what is it. is cigarette good for you

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Fucking moron.

She was a whore. I don't want to discuss it.

channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/coronavirus-covid-19-official-secrets-act-leak-case-numbers-12671580

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Imagine if it turns out that vaping is unironically the cure.

I'm finally cleaning my house, though.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
youtube.com/watch?v=V9psFtbw4Gg

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I COOMED

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eeew

bump

why is he ignoring long-term effects of airborne AIDS SARS?

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I'm an Anglo. It was never meant to be.

But only with Indian cow urine. On which India has a world monopoly. India Superpower 2020.

>He eats his burgers in bites.

Wow, you Americans truly are the center of global faggotry.

▶ 65 new cases and 2 new deaths in Bosnia and Herzegovina
▶ 248 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan
▶ 4 new cases in Eswatini

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ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/bulletins/deathsregisteredweeklyinenglandandwalesprovisional/weekending10april2020

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1587813773382.webm

>105k cases yesterday
What the fuck? I thought this shit was supposed to be going down. Why did you lie to me?

Somebody please post the picture.

I NEED TP

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>hey bro did you hear that new virus spreads on droplets?
>yeah dude shit is whack

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Don’t believe the nothingburgerers.

>I don't want to discuss it.
Then why did you post that fucking twitter shit.

At least you manged to jump of her before she got REAL fat.

I came

>This virus is great. I have our old bed and like 9 jackets at the side of the street for pick up. I'm over it and ready to move on.
Congrats, user!
Our goal should be to exit our Corona-lockdowns better people than when we went in.

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mfw my entire family are snus addicts

>why did jewtube make these creators famous while obscuring millions of others with the algorithm?
They're all google employees

Glad you ripped it feel free to repost it and share. I'll be making more silly little shit post animations.

I pray for an army of Nasim Aghdams

I don't want to discuss the details you autistic Kraut.

And yeah I did. She is fat as fuuuuuck now. It's like she just stopped caring.

collapse?

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SOON

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Two weeks

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Built for eating bugs

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▶ 69 new cases in Senegal
▶ 218 new cases and 12 new deaths in Romania

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What song did you use in the video?