Saturday Night Shitfaced Edition! (Thread 2) I'm pissed as shit Kiwifags, get in here! Anyone else on the piss tonight? I'm drinking what I've got left of my Jameson whiskey then I'll move on to the beers in the fridge.
Anyone else get outside at 6am for the dawn service this morning? I had to work but I was hooning my van up the streets holding a NZ flag out the window. Heaps of people standing outside all over town.
I thought anzac was tomorrow morning because I'm a fucking disgrace
Northland here again, claiming id
Luke Johnson
Hey anons I'm pissed as shit and I'm gonna go to bed soon to fuck the missus, When I stop replying that's when I do. Talk to you anons next week when I'm sober
Grayson Flores
Lets go fight some Turkish guys to celebrate
Nicholas Green
I'm fucking horny and my hands are tired..what should I do, bros?
Plant a flag in her ass and say I love you. Can you please do this for me user?
Cooper Cooper
Go bleach a Maori ho, colonize
Aaron Nelson
Woww she actually has a decent body. Is this what happens if they abstain from fast food and look after themselves? If so fuck it I'm down to colonize.
Liam Walker
Post some more, my sweet user.
Colton Green
I thought you broke up with her?
Brandon Harris
Fair enough mate nature calls.
Angel Lewis
Ya that guy stuck with his shitty gf and her sister lol
Nathaniel Ortiz
Maori biches are fat and disgusting man. They starts blabbing shit soon after drinking. Fuck these cunts!
James Jones
Oh no hope a fellow /bro/ gets out of a toxic place if that's the case.
Leo Sullivan
I know of exactly one maori (probably half caste) who is absolutely doable. Didn't believe in such a thing before I saw it. She also doesn't act like a sour native which helps a shitload
Matthew Scott
based
She drinks spirulina smoothies and shes a Christian supposed to be virgin but I don't know if it's true, she posts a lot of pictures in bikinis but doesn't show of her ass. (pic not same girl ofc)
Wtf. What time is it there? Isn't it early afternoon? Idiots.
Camden Diaz
fuck off seppo
Jaxon Foster
worst thread on Yas Forums for a long time losing your minds over some dude whos gf hates him while he cope posts discussing what youre drinking grim
Robert Cooper
damn those melons, now I want to see her ass
Jaxon Morales
tfw my work says they don't want me back at work yet. my employment is a little up in the air but I've already started scoping out some new jobs and I've cut my costs significantly so I can live comfortably on the wage subsidy. We'll all be fine user's there's gonna be some hurt in the country, but we'll get through and fingers crossed we'll get through and immigration will be massively cut to help us get through.
Daniel Cooper
10 pm on Saturday, im a fellow burger
Julian Baker
baste. get cuddley. its going to be a long one.
Ryder Green
you go a little stir crazy when you've been locked down inside your house for nearly 5 weeks.
Levi Hughes
lmao your flag is just the same as australia you shitcunts
Joseph Smith
post moar kia ora waifus fkn so hot
Joshua Perez
better to have a foreign flag in a comfy country than a comfy flag in a foreign country.
back in your cave, bong.
Jaxon Roberts
yea mate, if it aint broke don't fix it, aussies picked some mean stars and a union jack, we agreed that most those stars were also cool and made that our flag.
