/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3440

► Detected: 2,837,155 (+8,329) ► Died: 197,698 (+599) ► Day: 107 (-16:32:56)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 10x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,567 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Blood thickening associated to infection
archive.is/OCV3D

Sweden doesn't test or count suspected deaths
archive.is/3EUan

New symptom: purple or blue lesions on feet and toes, mostly kids
archive.is/8BnfR

Italy claims virus found in dust clouds, fully airborne
archive.is/55OQq

Politicians get ready to reopen based on antibody tests
archive.is/TOABi

>ARCHIVE
Virus inhibits body's immune function
archive.is/v6Tl9

Virus can live in the air for several hours
archive.is/ucAUF

Lithuania reports 9 cases of reinfection
archive.is/v24CV

Survives up to 9 days on different materials
archive.is/HsmZ9

Iran coronavirus burial pits the size of football fields
archive.is/xLTL1

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

Pandemic to last 18 months and include multiple waves
archive.is/ca3NH

US underreports amount of deaths, investigation confirms
archive.is/WkFbV

>LATEST
▶ 817 new cases and 4 new deaths in Belarus
▶ 8 new cases and 2 new deaths in Lebanon
▶ 90 new cases and 4 new deaths in Israel
▶ 115 new cases in Oman
▶ 1032 new cases and 238 new deaths in Belgium
▶ 396 new cases and 31 new deaths in Indonesia
▶ 309 new cases and 9 new deaths in Bangladesh
▶ 22 new cases and 3 new deaths in the DR Congo
▶ 3 new deaths in Moldova

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Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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Argentina is gay

here's what you do
get some bleach and mix it with water
boil that bitch
get it in a syringe
inject that bad boy
then lay in the sun for 1 hour so the uv rays get the bleach moving to the lungs

Alright boys, show me your imminent viral-induced societal collapse face

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Two hundred thousand deaths today

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22/04/2020
WHO recap
>Intro-WN
almost 2.5 million cases
resurgence in asia
MAKE NO MISTAKE THIS VIRUS WILL BE WITH US FOR A LONG TIME
THE WORLD WILL NOT AND CANNOT GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE
WE NEED A NEW NORMAL
t&t,quarantining and more needed to fight it
disturbing reports of discrimination across the globe
mental health guidence online
over 70 teams sent to countries to help them directly
WHO partnering with phone providers to reach everyone
Happy Ramadan!

Q&A
>how long?
many factors need to be considered
those that were successful SEE A RESURGENCE OF CASES
see people online if possible-G
protecting elders and manage the risk at the same time is very difficult-WB
>repatriation?
international travel will take time-WB
>declaring pandemic late?
31.1 we raised highest alarm
calling it a pandemic has no basis-WB
we're working very hard with everone-G
based on our guidelines we did all we can on the 31.1
looking back we did everything right-WN
>trials?
africa strong when it comes to innovation
just look at ebola
200-400% increase in africa over last week
be vigilant-WB
>UEFA?
WHO provided feedback to UEFA-G
not aware of a specific call but we always advice them-WB
>SAmerica?
worrying,lockdowns buy time important to use that time
window of opportunity remains open in some areas-G
>Alocating funds?
hard choice,need to preserve core services
MAJOR YELLOW FEVER THREAT IN AFRICA
EBOLA BACK
try to not miss anything but blance is hard-WB
>Sanctions4Nothingburgers?
WHO no legal authority-WB
persuade and advice is our focus-G
>DRC?
trust between gov and ppl very important-WB
mistrust fuels outbreaks-WN
>Origin?
important to find it
delighted to work on it if china invites us-WB
>Economy?
lockdowns need replacement in place-WB
>Funding?
US funding mostly specific for things like polio
we hope this is just an empty threat-WB
no attack will stop us from saving lives
for US to stay safe important to fund us
On resigning"read the rules jamie"-WN

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Lebanon crashing?
youtube.com/watch?v=kwRByPXr9fI

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>she will never be real

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Thanks.
>lockdowns need replacement in place-WB
Meaning what?

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Can you post this in English?

marketwatch.com/story/early-antibody-tests-find-21-of-new-yorkers-have-had-covid-19-2020-04-23
There is people who now carry antibodies to fight coronavirus, you can be immune to it. It's over

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I can't wait the day until this OP Argentinian faggot happener dies of this fucking virus so we don't talk about it anymore

t&t,awareness,quarantining of people etc.

Is this schizo posting or an actually summation of something I can read and verify?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 925,758 (52,217) #2 Spain 219,764 (22,524) #3 Italy 192,994 (25,969) #4 France 159,828 (22,245) #5 Germany 155,054 (5,767) #6 United Kingdom 143,464 (19,506) #7 Turkey 104,912 (2,600) #8 Iran 88,194 (5,574) #9 China 82,816 (4,632) #10 Russia 68,622 (615) #11 Brazil 54,043 (3,704) #12 Belgium 45,325 (6,917) #13 Canada 43,888 (2,302) #14 Netherlands 36,535 (4,289) #15 Switzerland 28,677 (1,589) #16 India 24,530 (780) #17 Portugal 22,797 (854) #18 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #19 Peru 21,648 (634) #20 Ireland 18,184 (1,014) #21 Sweden 17,567 (2,152) #22 Austria 15,148 (536) #23 Israel 15,148 (198) #24 Saudi Arabia 15,102 (127) #25 Mexico 12,872 (1,221) #26 Japan 12,829 (345) #27 Singapore 12,693 (12) #28 Chile 12,306 (174) #29 Pakistan 11,940 (253) #30 Poland 11,067 (499) #31 South Korea 10,718 (240) #32 Romania 10,417 (575) #33 Belarus 9,590 (67) #34 United Arab Emirates 9,281 (64) #35 Indonesia 8,607 (720)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +1,239 (+152) #2 Brazil +1,048 (+34) #3 Belgium +1,032 (+238) #4 Belarus +817 (+4) #5 United States +526 (+24) #6 Ukraine +478 (+8) #7 Indonesia +396 (+31) #8 Bangladesh +309 (+9) #9 Poland +175 (+5) #10 Panama +172 (+8) #11 Afghanistan +112 (+4) #12 Bolivia +104 (+1) #13 Philippines +102 (+17) #14 Israel +90 (+4) #15 Armenia +81 (+1) #16 Austria +77 (+6) #17 Hungary +60 (+12) #18 Germany +55 (+7) #19 Thailand +53 (+1) #20 Malaysia +51 (+2) #21 Honduras +29 (+8) #22 Congo-Kinshasa +22 (+3) #23 Australia +20 (+1) #24 Lithuania +16 (+1) #25 Lebanon +8 (+2) #26 New Zealand +5 (+1) #27 Romania (+8) #28 Czech Republic (+1) #29 Moldova (+3) #30 Malta (+1) #31 Haiti (+1) #32 Montserrat (+1) #33 Singapore +618 #34 Japan +117 #35 Oman +115…

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Pissed about the curfew I see kek

>he thinks she's not real

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>WHO recap
i wonder what I'm recaping with this Zhang

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>if i ignore the problem it will go away

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>delighted to work on it if china invites us-WB
But I thought China had unprecedented transparency and was helping a lot..
I mean, we knew they didn't, hell, even WHO did admit back in February they didn't to their UN Geneva conference when they pointed out they get barely any information about cases from China except a select few.

But it would be interesting if some reporter would actually ask why they suddenly need an invitation to the most transparent and helpful country in the world, it's almost like it's bullshit.

Imagine the amount of videos like this we'll have in a month or so..

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>marketwatch.com/story/early-antibody-tests-find-21-of-new-yorkers-have-had-covid-19-2020-04-23
Again, they found generic coronavirus antibodies, NOT specifically covid-19 antibodies. For reference covid-19 is a strain of coronavirus, and most strains of coronavirus strains manifest as the common cold. That means around 21% caught either the normal flu or covid-19 within the last 3-6 months, and I can tell you right now which is more likely.

Use punctuation.

>deaths
Record +105k infections yesterday, user.

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I understand what you are supposedly recapping, but where can I read/watch the original non-recap because I am having a very hard time parsing what you wrote.

>what is sign limit
stupid leaf

fuck off and die

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Grug no understand why bad berry fever crash tribe

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>daily deaths worldwide flat lining for well over a week now
Kek, its over. Eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers.

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▶ 2 new cases in China, Hong Kong SAR
▶ 15 new cases and 1 new death in Slovenia
▶ 4 new deaths in Switzerland
▶ 109 new cases in Kazakhstan

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use google Zhang or whatever they call it in China

Well no shit, I'm talking about global deaths

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>date
>what is being recaped
do your own work Zhang

>global deaths
Expect more. Useless to count at this point.