NORK TV THREAD - KIM POSSIBRE DEAD

He Dead

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BIG BLACK PIPE

he's alive and well playing halo 2

"I sure prefer big, superior western cock in my sideways gook fuckhole"

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Working under the assumption that the death of KJU would be the lead story if they’re gonna announce it

Kim is not dead, she is not crying. It seems to be able some pipes.

Reservations lol

wait wtf i thought kim jong il was dead

Reminder

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Fake, he was fatter then that!!!!!!!!

Omg is this real?

I want to know if the greatest leader is dead, what will happen to the best Korea

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is that real?

Doubt anything is gonna be announced anytime soon, but in the case that he was really dead and an anouncement was planned I imagine they'd expect the media to appear as normal as possible.

North Koreans all look so tough compared to their Southern neighbours.

check out my floor tile

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is this prometheus?

I'M COOOOOOOOOOMING

I was just thinking that. They're made of leather.

>España
>Italia
>Ishlando
>Noncholongo

He would actually look intimidating, instead of everyone writing him off as a fat nutter

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based floor tile fetishist

Thats so SEXXXXXY bro, just wooow. Did you made it yourself?

He's fat on purpose, it's to emulate Kim Il Sung's image.
t. massive Nork-watcher. Literally been to North Korea.

>that spacing
Absolutely disgusting.

Yeah, I know the reasons. Doesn't mean he doesn't look like a fat idiot, and wouldn't look like a James Bond villain if he lost weight.

this isn't how he looked when he was thinner, but he did look 10 times better than he did after he fattened up.

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Otto? You're Alive?!

Also yes, I've also been on the Panmunjom tour

>t. massive Nork-watcher
name the current NK cabinet

I wish him well

he's probably just as intimidating and intelligent as the right photo makes him look.

heart attacks on purpose too?

Same reason why he chain smokes, to sound like Kim Is Sung

he's not dead.

if he was dead the lady reporter they use would be announcing it and she would be crying

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The China medical team is making me think he’s actually gone. I was unsure but the fact that a China have done that says it all really.

this pic makes a case for the fat

is that real?

Seemed to me as she was controlling her tears
They're probably not going to announce his death

based. north korea is just a cia front country

Yo-chan a cute! A CUTE!

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HOW THE FUCK IS THAT HAPPENING

I'm glad someone else noticed it. She did seem rather... uncertain.

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Couldn't name them all, but until recently Ri Man gon was extremely important, basically a "shadow ruler" of the country because he was head of the OGD who are basically the Nork Deep State and Kim Jae ryong is the current Premier.

Does Kimmyboi have no heirs? Is that why they are keeping his death a secret?

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KOREAN ANIME TIME

dude wtf? is that real?

Kim Jong Un secretly went to a fat farm in the PRK to slim down.
Here is a leaked photo of him, his sister was reputed to say he looked "Juicy"

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They’re probably freaking the fuck out about how they’re gonna break it to the people that they’ve lost another leader so soon and the young marshal has popped it about thirty years too early.

>doesn't know Ri Man-Gon got removed recently over a corruption scandal
>can't name the heads of the security apparatus
pffft, big time Nork watcher.

that and they have to set up and choreograph everything

That's why I said until recently.

At least he visited North Korea. Have you? Actually visiting a place is a lot more impressive than memorizing names.

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If that's really him than he DEFINITELY did roids and possibly clenbuterol. Does anyone know how long he was there for?

Finally some quality fucking anime.

This anime is beautiful.

What does Yas Forums think of this kino?
youtu.be/Rr6fpeDF1vQ

my pp hard

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czeched

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what will it happen? Reunification with the south? that will mean war with china. China take over north corea, by force or by a friendly leader? or nothing will happen?

I want to fuck that floor tile!

you don't "control" your tears. She has to cry no matter what. EVERYBODY must cry or else you get shot and sent to labor camps for not being sad enough. They are all acting. Because obviously they are not loyal to the regime if they can hold back tears over the supreme leader's death.

youtube.com/watch?v=tZsVP2WoE9E

You’re not that floor tile jackoff guy are you?