/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3439

► Detected: 2,833,697 (+4,871) ► Died: 197,354 (+255) ► Day: 107 (-18:08:46)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 10x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,567 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Infection causing sudden strokes in young adults
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Politicians get ready to reopen based on antibody tests
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Some strains 270 times more infectious than others
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New study shows China massively underreported statistics
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Virus killed more Americans in 1 month than the flu in 1 year
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>ARCHIVE
r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Reinfection has now been reported in the US
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Bodies must be cremated, infectious
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Ecuador hands out 2,000 cardboard emergency coffins
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Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
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0.4% of all Bergamo died to virus within a month, despite lockdowns
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Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
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>LATEST
▶ 618 new cases in Singapore
▶ 32 new cases in Uzbekistan
▶ 16 new cases and 1 new death in Lithuania
▶ 20 new cases in Latvia
▶ 12 new cases in Georgia
▶ 478 new cases and 8 new deaths in Ukraine
▶ 66 new cases in Kazakhstan
▶ 13 new cases in El Salvador
▶ 526 new cases and 24 new deaths in the United States

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nothing burger

Honestly let's get back to normal

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Wow. Yikes.

I personally cannot believe how RACIST you people are on this site.

I was once a RACIST and a VIRGIN and also I had NO FRIENDS. Like you.

But it doesn't have to be this way! Embrace a RESPECTFUL lifestyle and love all God's lesser races and colours.

And you TOO can be popular and LAID.

Dude is this real

based

> The "solution" to this flu is worse than the flu.

Oh the solution is waaay worse than meme-flu. Check this out.

> We could make a simple estimation of the IFR as 0.26%, based on halving the lowest boundary of the CFR prediction interval. However, the considerable uncertainty over how many people have the disease means an IFR of 0.26 is likely an overestimate.

In Swine flu, the IFR ended up as 0.02%, fivefold less than the lowest estimate during the outbreak (the lowest estimate was 0.1% in the 1st ten weeks of the outbreak). In Iceland, where the most testing per capita has occurred, the IFR lies between. 0.01% and 0.19%.

> Taking account of historical experience, trends in the data, increased number of infections in the population at largest, and potential impact of misclassification of deaths gives a presumed estimate for the COVID-19 IFR between 0.1% and 0.26%.*

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God I want to lick her feet and suck her toes

Anons how butthurt are leftist normies in your country?
Here they are preparing for """revolution""" when country reopens and are doing semi-protests (actual protests would be illegal and they would be fined/jailed).
Wouldn't it be a revolution if they forcefully opened the country WHILE it is on lockdown?

Holy fucking shit, normies can't spend one poor month inside...

So, it's getting harder and harder to breathe. It's like I can still take normal breaths in terms of capacity, but each breath doesn't seem to be as "effective" so to speak, like I don't get enough air from filling my lungs with a big breath.


So guys, if I disappear again, it's been fun.

>t. virgin chink on vancouver.

bots are malfunctioning
you were supposed to reply to the pasta in pic related, not the leaf's pasta

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>muh swine flu

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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your posts were shit but still

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Call your doctor and see you in a couple of weeks. Best of luck!

JUST TWO MORE PLEASE I BEG YOU!

Have you tried light injections?

Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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user, what would your mother say? I pity you, being Racist? On the internet? In the year 2020? Come on!

Garlic, horseradish, mustard, and Ginger ASAP.

Thanks Celebrities! youtube.com/watch?v=ih2fsHE1Vf8

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Get Mometasone (an asthma inhaler) fast, bribe whoever you need to get Tamiflu/Oseltamivir, if you're bellow 50 and not morbidly obese there's hope for you user. Don't give up, you can at least make it until the show is over and the fat lady sings.

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well it's not nothing

▶ 2 new deaths in Lebanon
▶ 55 new cases and 7 new deaths in Germany
▶ 112 new cases and 4 new deaths in Afghanistan
▶ 13 new cases in Slovakia

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Sizable

>Judeo pedo globo homo worship in the year of corona 2020
Gramps you have to go with the times

BeCaUsE iT’s 2020

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Holy fuck it looks like a third world country.

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kek

Reminder that its totally just a flu, every American should go back to work and cough on each other

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Sven, NOOOOOOOO

which of the new symptoms do you have?
red eyes? blue feet? loss of taste?