/NBG/ - NOTHINGBURGER GENERAL

>FACTS ABOUT COVID-19:
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

South Korea, Sweden, Brazil: No lockdown, No collapse!

>200K Dead from Coronavirus after 6 months
>The world is ending!!! Society will collapse!!! We can't sustain this!!! Panic!!!

Friendly reminder:
• 151,600 people die every day
• 50,900,000 people die every year

>Iceland CFR between 0.01 and 0.19%; Smaller population = Ability to test everyone = Real CFR revealed
archive.vn/JkkAS

>Death rate 28-55 times LOWER than previously thought
archive.vn/mCG5y

>Infection rate 50x higher; making CFR much, much lower
archive.vn/ALcOL

>Illinois gov. confirms that ANYONE who dies while infected is considered a COVID death
youtube.com/watch?v=KpGpoGuQtF8?t=83

>Corona BTFO by USC
youtu.be/3iYrkQXhPwQ

>Only 3% of ALL active cases are serious/critical
>1,775,511 / 58,525
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>Tests show postive for ANY coronavirus, not just COVID
archive.vn/urDtk

>ALL Human coronaviruses are seasonal
>Common cold is a Coronavirus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus

Youtube CEO censors anything against the WHO including empty hospital videos
youtube.com/watch?v=YsLKs8kye7k

compendium of youtube doctor videos exposing the fake covid pandemic that were censored
youtube.com/watch?v=wmqkQXMYpzE

meanwhile bored covid19 nurses hump medical dummys on tiktok
twitter.com/notsoshy94/status/1252858255711170560

World Hoax Organization
youtube.com/watch?v=VjQGyqVN5RM

COVID-19 HAS NO MEASURABLE IMPACT ON TOTAL DEATHS
The CDC records NO EXCESS PANDEMIC LEVEL OF DEATHS for the end of March and April. the Covid-19 pandemic is a hoax, a real pandemic would increase total disease deaths
Even with a two week reporting lag that doesn’t explain the lack of a pandemic level of death for late March AND APRIL
cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/index.htm

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=gXlHXmfDDnc
youtube.com/watch?v=xfLVxx_lBLU
spiegel.de/wissenschaft/medizin/coronavirus-grosse-antikoerper-studie-soll-immunitaet-der-deutschen-feststellen-a-c8c64a33-5c0f-4630-bd73-48c17c1bad23
theguardian.com/world/2005/sep/30/birdflu.jamessturcke
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avian_influenza#Culling
nbcnews.com/id/30480507/ns/health-cold_and_flu/t/egypt-orders-slaughter-all-pigs-over-swine-flu
twitter.com/AnonBabble

why not try to make an argument thats actually sincere? these threads reek of people who are just really bored during quarantine

You literally can't rebut anything in the OP, faggot

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This general is encouraging people to go outside or open their business.

It is currently against American law to do such things and therefore this general is encouraging Americans to break the law.

Any posts or threads that are in violation of USA law are supposed to be removed from Yas Forums pol.

In light of this I implore any mod that is reading this post to close this thread and ban this general.

Thank you for keeping this board clean

kys bootlicker shill

if everyone on Yas Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

>leaf
>beating up anyone
lol

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I am not a bootlicker I asked the State for protection and now the State is protecting me. The motto of the police is called protect and serve for a reason Trumpy

How much are they paying you to hype this meme flu?

What discord chat are you two a part of?

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>is encouraging Americans to break the law.
Weren't democrats who encourage break the law at any opportunity #resist and shit much?

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Italy also lied about the death rate from the Corona virus:
youtube.com/watch?v=gXlHXmfDDnc

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youtube.com/watch?v=xfLVxx_lBLU
THIS IS THE ONLY VIDEO YOU NEED TO WATCH

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other nbg threads get the axe
wtf is going on

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based on polish life tables

people between 30-39
chance of dying within one yer: 0.1-0.2%

covid: additional 0.2%

people between 40-49
chance of dying within one yer: 0.2-0.5%

covid: additional 0.2%

people between 50-59
chance of dying within one yer: 0.6 - 1.5%

covid: additional 0.8%

people between 60-69
chance of dying within one yer: 1.6 - 3.2%

covid: additional 2.6%

people between 70-79
chance of dying within one yer: 3.4 - 6.7%

covid: additional 10%

people between 80-89
chance of dying within one yer: 7.3 - 14.9%

covid: additional 23%

based on south korean data which is the best scenario with perfect handling

eat shit nothingburgers

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Twitter is unironically more based than kikechan now lol

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I refuse to watch a video when someone says that, prickwad. I'd make a derogatory comment regarding your flag but who the fuck are you?

>polish life
no such thing, fuck off

Post worthwhile comments, not pathetic little image macros. What exactly are you hoping to achieve?

Post physique

Based

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ANTIBODY TESTS BTFO

Santa Clara study:
>3k tested via facebook requests
>1.5% showed antibodies
>Extrapolate that number to the GENERAL population of a major populated county that is 1,304 sq miles large
>claim 80k infected despite no clinical observation
>nothingburger's downplay impact of Virus by claiming majority of people are infected but show no symptoms
>ignore the fact that anitibody tests can't exclusively test for the novel virus which we have no immunity to
>understands this problem about antibody tests, and THEN claims there even less infected than reported
>doesn't realise that this means the virus is even more dangerous since this would increase our perception of the mortality rate

German study in the works:
>However, the tests currently available sometimes also work with harmless coronaviruses against which 90 percent of adults carry antibodies. The researchers hope for a more precise test procedure in two to three months. Then it could be determined more reliably whether someone is still at risk from Sars-CoV-2 and can infect others or not.
spiegel.de/wissenschaft/medizin/coronavirus-grosse-antikoerper-studie-soll-immunitaet-der-deutschen-feststellen-a-c8c64a33-5c0f-4630-bd73-48c17c1bad23

All studies for virus show false positives because they pick up all kinds of corona viruses which have been around for decades that are harmless. They currently do not have a method to EXCLUSIVELY test for the Novel Corona. Until the German team can create exclusive novel antibody tests, all other studies are likely picking up harmless corona's, and not novel.

>diamond princess

>Of 104 cases, 76 (73%) were asymptomatic, 41 (54%) of which had lung opacities on CT. Other 28 (27%) cases were symptomatic, 22 (79%) of which had abnormal CT findings.

Holy shit, 104 cases? That's what you base the DD narrative on? Holy fuck, you can't extrapolate theories based on such a small number.

PIC RELATED, STFU BOOMER. DEATH RATE IS SKYROCKETING.

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theguardian.com/world/2005/sep/30/birdflu.jamessturcke

Remember bird flu? The guy responsible for the 500k corona death figure that caused all this mess also claimed that bird flu would kill 200 million people if nothing was done. It killed

This is how flu deaths are also calculated. Someone with cancer might have ten years to live, someone with heart disease might have 15 years to live. Comorbiditie's are not death sentences, especially not with the average flu, but if the flu brings about their death it is put down as a flu death. Nothingburgers never bring this up and cherry pick flu figures but never point out this obvious fact. It is clear that people with comorbidities aren't all going to die from the flu, most are fine, but with CoVid, it's far more deadly and contagious. CoVid is why we have such a huge death spike.

We have far surpassed average peak yearly flu deaths that we have seen on AVERAGE since the 1970s. We have also far surpassed per capita flu deaths from 2018.

You have to be a complete boomer faggot to deny what is patently observable. Don't (You) me and claim we haven't hit 80k yet. I clearly said average yearly PEAK flu deaths over the past 50 years, not from one specific year. US has surpassed AVERAGE peak flu years, in less than 3 months DESPITE a worldwide lockdown. This is a crisis.

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My province has the same population as Iceland and we've had 1 death. One. 2 people in the hospital.

And we wrecked the economy for this.

welcome to not reddit faggot.

>if nothing was done

They did act, the culled birds, dipshit.

>The manual, however, also provides examples of how control was carried out between 2004 and 2005 to contain H5N1 where all poultry was to be stamped out in a 3 km radius beyond the infected point and beyond that a 5 km radius where all fowl was to be vaccinated. This culling method was indiscriminate as a large proportion of the poultry inside these areas were small backyard flocks which did not travel great enough distances to carry infection to adjacent villages without human effort and may have not been infected at all.[23] Between 2004 and 2005, over 100 million chickens were culled in Asia to contain H5N1.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avian_influenza#Culling

>Chickens used to roam every dusty street in every village across Egypt, and many of its city alleys too. But when the disease first appeared here in February 2006, 25 million birds were killed within weeks, devastating the poultry sector and particularly the family farmers.

HUUUR WHAT ABOUT SWINE FLU

>Egypt began slaughtering the roughly 300,000 pigs in the country Wednesday as a precaution against swine flu even though no cases have been reported here, infuriating farmers who resisted the move and demanded compensation.
nbcnews.com/id/30480507/ns/health-cold_and_flu/t/egypt-orders-slaughter-all-pigs-over-swine-flu

I don't have a clue what the numbers were, but they mass slaughtered pigs and birds. That's why these epidemics didn't spread.

FFS, Boomers, why are you so dumb?

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So what? It's slightly deadlier than the flu

0.5% dead is nothing. Mostly old people, obese people and other dregs of society

Let them die, don't destroy the economy

>200 million was magically reduced to literally fucking nothing by human effort :)
okay doomer

Thank you for making these threads OP, but this is 2020 and as such it's the perfect timing to boost this nothingburger into something. People have become so stupefied now and completely lack critical thinking that they want "their" governments to take the decisions for them, all the facts you present do not really matter, they want to be scared of this, they want authorities to control every aspect of their life, they want the illusion of safety. This deadly virus meme is what they want. Go look at the bootlickers responses
> take your meds schizo
> Go lick a doorknob
> Go outside and get infected
> I'm glad you'll die of this virus
It goes way beyond their intellectual capacity that others might understand the shitshow this is, thus they get angry

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