New Zealand Lockdown Comfy Thread

Saturday Night Shitfaced Edition!
Kiwifags, get in here! Anyone else on the piss tonight? I'm drinking what I've got left of my Jameson whiskey then I'll move on to the beers in the fridge.

- NUMBERS -
>Total cases: 1,461 (+5)
>Total recovered: 1,118
>Total in ICU: 1
>Total dead: 18 (+1)
>Cases still active: 325

Anyone else get outside at 6am for the dawn service this morning? I had to work but I was hooning my van up the streets holding a NZ flag out the window. Heaps of people standing outside all over town.

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Your population is too low for specialist threads.

Import some more muslims, welfare up some coconuts, and try again later.

We already do welfare up coconuts.

>Still bowling underarm.
Damn convicts.

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Kiwi man is caught in his field fucking his sheep.
Australian man sees this and yells "ya sappose ta bee sheerin it!"
Kiwi replies "I'm not sheerin with anyone!"

Based Kiwi vs Aussie bantz

Oh ewe.

anyone here spoken to Action Zealandia people? Not sure if they are glowing or not

Get into the ANZAC spirit cobber! I'm sinking VB's like they're going out of style.

> Hey everyone let's be kind to each other
> Simon bridges as part of his role puts the government to task
> Wine aunt's abuse him and his stutter on fb calling him worse than hit ler
> Gets genuine credible death threats against him and his family that sees people arrested
> Silence from all quarters

Be nice to each other eh?

I don’t even like Bridges that much, but the backlash over him doing his job as opposition was fucking retarded.

Thoughts on the New abortion bill?
-Allows partial birth abortion
-Doctors aren't required
-Pain relief isn't required
-Anytime up until pregnancy
-Supported by NZ First
-Only 2% of women support abortion being available on-demand up to birth

I’m gonna move to Waiheke Island when we go to level 3.

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What is your guys favorite ski town?

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Niggerville wbu?

wait for the foreign aid pleas from the coconuts due to drop in tourism

Anyone here think the election is anyone's to win? That come September the economy will be so fucked and so many of us out of jobs that no amount of Kim Jong il type accolation in the press will carry Cindy over the finish line?

queenstown, since all the tourists are fucking gone, it will be mint

Absolutely no chance. Labour is going to win an outright majority, no coalition with NZ first required.

Ya I’m thinking Queenstown or Wakanada, want to buy season pass.

Yeah but who cares?

Conservatives aren't conservatives, liberals are progressives... No matter who gets in we are fucked.

I went there once to do some work. It was nice but everything was expensive.

Hurry up with level 3 cunt. I want maccaz

What’s your favorite part of the country?

I want hard liquor again.

This especially if cindy gives us our 2k gibs cheques

You don't need maccas you fat cunt

Happy Anzack day

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If she gives UBI or something similar I will be voting for labour.

I haven't traveled the South Island yet, only been to Christchurch. So I'm going to have to go with the Bay of Plenty. I lived there for a year and it was great. Would like to travel down to South Island and go down the West Coast, help put some money into their economy in the process.

I demand this be your national anthem -
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>maccas
Get a bitch and make her cook, much better I promise.

Enjoy sitting in the queue for an hour before you even make it into McDonalds

Ya I’m living in Piha now, would like to see Bay of plenty and bay of Islands.

Aucklanders will be put in camps if they try to come down here.

Good thing I'm from Manawatu.
Fuck Auckland.

I mean at level 2 fuck face

I'm not talking about quarantine Jaffa

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>Get into the ANZAC spirit cobber! I'm sinking VB's like they're going out of style.

I'm drinking a German beer because we fought on the wrong side.

Try and stop me, and guess what I’m not even a kiwi, I’m American.

Fuck the Kaiser!

Based

You guys ever read this? I’m listening to it again.

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Lmao

FUCK this BULLSHIT virus
Bullshit virus
Bulls
I went to Bulls today and Jabies Kebabs has closed permanently. I am slutted and gutted. That place was gold.

If she does I might vote for her.

I don't drink, I smoke weed like a fucking nigger

Where do you get it from?

I have a physical copy, might read it at some point

you owe it to your fellow neets to vote for her,