NORK TV THREAD

herro mr trump, i havebeen lying to you and staying in hiding!
secretly i have been watching the fornite travis Scott events so that i can take over the world

If they are broadcasting now, then something is up.

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This music reminds me of my "massage" parlor

Now I am listening to Mexican music?!?!?! WTF!!!!!!!!

stream keeps lagging out
everyone is tuning in, slamming the servers
something is up

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BRING ON PINK LADY

Fake news. It is written it only broadcast monday to friday. You're waiting for nothing dumdums.

>mariachi musica

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Be afraid. Be very...

Death to imperialist capitalist pigs. Long live Supreme Leader Kim!

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IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Holy fuck! HING KONG TV JUST CONFIRMED. HE'S DEAD

>china goes and hooks his body up to a titanium puppet set up and has him do shit like on team america

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is this some kind of north korean 4d chess board?

Special Announcement Chink Lords Present:

Kim Jong Un Gloriously Is Still Alive

Here here here!!!

streema.com/tv/TVB_HD_Jade

F

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Special Announcement Gook Edition:

North Korea proudly presents that Glorious Leader Kim is still supremely alive!

Didn't this guy die of butthole cancer from letting too much sunshine hit his anus?

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ITS NOT WORKING REEEEEE

He's dead isn't he?

gotta say, the background music is a fuckin banger.. well done NK

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HOLY FUCK IT WENT BLACK

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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no, he ascended

This is a ploy to make us westerners listen to non-degenerate music

Same
Hopefully Kim will stay on neighborhood watch with the rest of the crew

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Patience, faggot......May 11th. If not, then you'll have to wait for Nov 5th.

when does the show start?

digging this music desu

If nothing happens at the hour I’m sleeping fuck u OP

this beat is fire, when does the bass drop

whoa...

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unironically this

I am OK with a limited version: SF/LA nuked by norks, we nuke them in return, thus closing 3 big problems.

Post Nork pics

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Based and feld dog pilled

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yeh

Does this normally not get shown on Saturdays or what?

WW3 IS COMING BAYBEH

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Dah queen in dah nork !

It always is. You should tune in when they play the national anthems and shit.

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based

bump for best korea

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It says 3 - 10:30pm, so I'm guessing 2 more minutes.

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North Korea is about to upgrade to VGA graphics.

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3pm in nork korea right now, when do all the slaves get home to watch TV?

Based man of the train

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WE LIVE BOYS

ITS ON

HAPPENING

HOLY FUCK THEYRE LIVE

ITS LIVE

AND WE'RE LIVE

OH SHIT IT STARTED

Here we go

There is something!!!!!!!!!

It's ON !

HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

HAPPENING

Cmon, play some Nork porn

HOLY SHIT IT'S ON?!?!?!?!

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MOUNTAINS

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I wonder if OP is just trolling us.
This music and color bars might be on all weekend.....let's find out!

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HABBEDING

NOTICE ME

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Pls whatever is about to happen, let it happen hard. No more weak shit.

OH SHIT ITS ON AAA

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WE ARE LIVE BOYS!

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So is he dead? Officially?
Fuck you. You're all psychopaths.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Was thinking of going to best korea, why the fuck is everything so expensive?

it's playing

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WW3 CONFIRMED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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that screen is fucking sick don't front

what the fuck is she saying

WHO SPEAKS GOOK

IT'S STARTING

She's smiling, shits not happening

JUST TELL US IF KIM IS DEAD OR NOT

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Looks like normal tv, fuck this.

Can we have subtitle? What did the bitch just said?

Looks like nothingburger. If kim was dead they would be doing that wailing and tearing their clothes act.

wait why am I watching this I don't speak korean

TANKS IN 10

>CHING GHONG CHING DONG

I-is it happening bros?

wow that's a nice lake

that music is depressing

nk announcer looks happy and not in black clothing

doom off

AAAAAAAAAAAA WJAT IS GOING ON
IS KIM OKAY

NORF

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Anchor wasn't crying, happening cancelled

I only speak a little gook:
>SKYKINGSKYKING DO NOT RESPOND

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

>force-feed Kim Yo-Jong, you say?

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OH FUCK NO SUBTITLES!

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kino intro

She isn't crying her fucking eyes out.
Kim's not dead.

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FROSTY THE SNO- oh wait no

i was thinking that, if he had died she would probably be acting very somber so hopefully this means kim-sama is okay

dumb question but if theres no son successor. does that increase the chance of the south and north reuniting?

This

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Literally checking the livestream right now. Nothing is happening. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a shill.

> gets new beer when old ones are full
> lots of empty seats
> sausage ?

Suspicious

RIP

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THEY RESURRECTED THE ETERNAL LEADER

"Thank you for your patience, first of all good morning and let's hear our great anthem"

Woman wasn't cry at the start therefore kim is not dead.

dis
*smacks lips*

>nk announcer looks happy and not in black clothing
KIM LIVES!

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is it the original Kim's birthday?

>THIS RUNDOWN

She could be pre recorded desu

They probably play the anthem before every telecast

You don't understand Korean culture. If he died they wouldn't be sad at all. He was a great leader but the heir is trained to be just as good as him.

no

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fake

HOLY FUCKKKKK, THEY'RE SHOWING ALL THE DEAD LEADERS, KIM IS DEADDDDDDDDD

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That lake is pretty sweet desu lads

There TV shows fucking sucks!

do you speak korean? will you be translating the rest as it comes?

>japanese TV knows about kims death
>we dont

nah that was the 15th

No that was the 15th of April I think. A lot of these rumours were fueled by Kim not being there.

Feels like I’m playing Mario party

no, china will annex a huge part of nork korea, also south korea is collapsing right now so they may swoop in and take the entire korea

I insist, the music is depressing.

>heir

i have bad news for you

I dont think Kim is dead lads

youtu.be/Gewq-TxP8QE

WE NEED A TRANSLATOR

happening cancelled lads

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dumb nigger

fuckin music is based

Norks are A E S T E T I C as fuck

Fuck, it's nothing.

>-2020
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kek

needs more chinese trumpets

NORTH KOREAN ANIME

north korean anime looks based, no traps or ecchi

You just dont understand what it takes to be a leader.

I raff

Tfw north korean cartoons are whiter than amerimutt cartoons

spot on

how do none of you weebs speak gook

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Ugh, "Newspaper show" sucks fucking balls.

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They're just showing their Saturday schedule, I think.

Can we see Dear Leader NOW!

Imagine the smell.

Nigger, none of them know yet. Only the rest of the world does.

kek

Again, per the livestream OP posted, nothing is happening.

You ARE playing Mario Party in the psyche unit.

Alright pack it up boys, no crying being shown

Better than the niggerish mariachi tunes you blast, jose

Weebs are Japanese, which North Korea isn't.

Best Korea's anime is the only acceptable form of anime.

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Nork tv is maximum comfy

This seems too happy, Kim Jung Un is fine

Chef trying to smash

HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE MOST JEWISH MAINSTREAM MEDIA RIGHT FUCKING NOW GOYIM IT'S HAPPENING

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stale piss and rice

SHOW DEER LEADER NAOO

>North Korea will never EVER have the funds to make Juche Ethnocentric anime

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Only a weeb would know this,

all the same