The jew fears the indoor fish farmer

>hunger coming on
>see fish
>have to break out

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Those are carp or most likely koi

Virgin tub fish
Vs
Chad Hmong basement carp

Yo, wtf??

The elites don’t want you to know this but you can raise fish in your bathtub for free and keep them in your home I have 458 fish.

These look like wild caught cat fishes being kept alive in tubs for a few days or week so they will taste less swampy.

czech christmas is weird.

I would cum on the tub to feed them some good organic home grown plant based protein

Just the thing a jannie would say

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Lmao why. The park 2 minutes from my house has tons of carp. You can throw out a lure, reel in and hook one on the side due to how many there are. I've even netted them because they will come right up to the edge of the water. Always throw a carp and perch fish fry in summer for my family. No reason to have these things in a tub in your home when they are everywhere

You want a vacation bud?? Watch the tone

Been growing these bad boys for a decade. Think they're ready to eat?

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>2020
>not keeping your koi in a bucket

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have you ever tried using a live fish as a flashlight?

imagine the smell

I put a nurse shark in my aunts bathtub as a prank once, does that qualify me?

How is this legal?

Dude just eat them that's cruel as fuck

Are jews a race janny?

Jew is not a race
and you are fake news

Debated whether to post this or not. Verbally said "heh, fucking carp." Yeah you probably could raise that shit in a bathtub, hypothetically.

Must be new pasta

Poor fish. They need larger space to live and swim in, and fish need their PH level and temperature of the water closer watched or else they could get sick and die. They're such big fish too, with no where to roam, it's just sad

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The Jew fears the backyard rabbit farmer.

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make me fag

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they are already dead anyway

Based

fuck off nigger

I keep a small herd of cattle in my garage. I have to park my car in the driveway but it’s worth it.

What kind of chickens are those?

Worse, imagine OPs smell because he does bath.

I... I don't know if you want that, user

Le bathtub carp

A daring synthesis

Hey stop apropriating polish christmass tradition burger!

>and fish need their PH level and temperature of the water closer watched or else they could get sick and die
Oh that's just superstition.

>cat fishes
Carp. Sure.

Don't those wire frames fuck their feet up?

The jew fears the indoor duck farmer

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I heard of parrot owners eating the eggs of their birds...what about keeping pet quails? Smaller, quieter, doesn't count as livestock.

Cummies.

Smells like your average frenchman.

Is it the fish that smell or did OPs wife forget to close her legs?

I thought you were born that way, it's not a choice.

The Jew fears the cumsock fungus farmer.

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I kept fishes as pets growing up, in a planted aquarium, so the only fish I ate was fried or sashimi with no skin, because seeing scales reminds me of when my PETS died.

Given this Clown World though, I need to get over my squeamishness, at some point this year I will buy a fish I will descale and gut myself, then a live fish I butcher myself, then I'll get a fishing license.

Frankly I rather kill and eat squirrels that steal from garden rather than kill fish, but alas, the law is what it is.

This is funny seeing everyone mis-interpret a photo. It is a Polish tradition to eat fresh carp on Christmas or Easter. I forget which. You keep them nice and alive for a while in your bathtub and then humanely dispatch them on the holiday.

It is kind of fun to see everyone try to interpret an image that doesn't match your prejudices.

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