/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3437

Talk rabies with me
Its driving me nurs as to why they originally shat bricks over what escaped the lab
Could it be the attenuated rabies/sars vaccine development that freaked them out?

*sneaking*

*launches surprise huggle attack* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

Hellowo!! :3

How are you?

You are SO comfy and warm! ^ω^

And super duper important!! ´･ᴗ･`

*wuggles* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

So don't forget that, okay??

Or... I'll have to do this...! (´°ω°｀)

*snuggles extra hard*

Take care of yourself! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

-TRIPLE boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

Have a gwood night!!

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MAINTAIN PHYSICAL DISTANCE CITIZEN

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God I wish it had subtitles.
also
>aussie

how much bleach to take daily?

>When the Lysol starts to hit you.

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user said you died... Good night, booper.

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Why are Gary and argies numbers off?

newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2020/04/coronavirus-interest-in-underground-bunkers-in-new-zealand-surges-as-america-s-wealthy-elite-eager-to-escape-covid-ravaged-us.html
Why are the elites scared of this nothing burger?

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It depends whether or not you have your UV shots.

Degenerate.

She needs your energy, user.

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This would explain the Dropdeads

edition.cnn.com/2020/04/22/health/strokes-coronavirus-young-adults/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_content=2020-04-23T00:00:28&utm_source=fbCNN&utm_term=link&fbclid=IwAR0vmsVhF_rWj1SHO6pufk4ZP7KGkOs5GtdSl78aq-wunt5wmCo-vGSIPvs

Uhhhh, lads?
theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/20/carbon-dioxide-shortage-us-food-water-coronavirus
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-23/usda-inspector-reported-to-die-amid-meat-plant-viral-outbreaks
inquirer.com/business/limerick-nuclear-plant-refueling-coronavirus-workers-infected-20200408.html

archive.is/ZCKBd
archive.is/LmZcI
archive.is/wip/Ax8Lo(beingprocessed for archival)

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>12 new cases in Australia
>12 new cases in China

OMG AHAHAH

gary is a faggot, but he's OUR faggot

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 925,038 (52,185) #2 Spain 219,764 (22,524) #3 Italy 192,994 (25,969) #4 France 159,828 (22,245) #5 Germany 154,999 (5,760) #6 United Kingdom 143,464 (19,506) #7 Turkey 104,912 (2,600) #8 Iran 88,194 (5,574) #9 China 82,816 (4,632) #10 Russia 68,622 (615) #11 Brazil 52,995 (3,670) #12 Belgium 44,293 (6,679) #13 Canada 43,888 (2,302) #14 Netherlands 36,535 (4,289) #15 Switzerland 28,677 (1,589) #16 India 24,447 (780) #17 Portugal 22,797 (854) #18 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #19 Peru 21,648 (634) #20 Ireland 18,184 (1,014) #21 Sweden 17,567 (2,152) #22 Saudi Arabia 15,102 (127) #23 Austria 15,071 (530) #24 Israel 15,058 (194) #25 Mexico 12,872 (1,221) #26 Japan 12,712 (345) #27 Chile 12,306 (174) #28 Singapore 12,075 (12) #29 Pakistan 11,940 (253) #30 Poland 10,892 (494) #31 South Korea 10,718 (240) #32 Romania 10,417 (567) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,281 (64) #34 Belarus 8,773 (63) #35 Qatar 8,525 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +1,239 (+152) #2 Bolivia +104 (+1) #3 New Zealand +5 (+1) #4 Haiti (+1) #5 Guatemala +46 #6 Jamaica +31 #7 China +12 #8 Australia +12 #9 South Korea +10 #10 Sri Lanka +3 #11 Paraguay +3…

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>he's back

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>infected
>cant go to hospital because tiktok nurses and being coinfected by everything means death
>cant stay home because that will just mean slower but more thorough death
What do

most delightful

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>110,000 recoveries
What did America do that was right?

Lol Gary went back in time?

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Maybe, tho
they've now confirmed that it's neuroinvasive meaning that it can chill in your spinal fluid and brain lining and will only be detected through a spinal tap.

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971220301958

Pulmonary post-mortem findings in a large series of COVID-19 cases from Northern Italy

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.19.20054262v1.full.pdf

HUGGZIES for a good booper

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GEORGIA OPEN FOR NONESSENTIAL BUSINESS NOTHINGBURGERS GAINING GROUND

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Life has been shit as always thanks for being here boop user

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Old news but still

>Work smart, travel alone, eat out fast: South Korea's prescription for coronavirus recovery

!!!!!!!!!
>“Some experts predict COVID-19 will stay for as long as TWO YEARS, and we have to accept the reality that we can’t go back to pre-COVID-19 life during that time,” Vice Health Minister Kim Gang-lip told a briefing.

>“The government is preparing a transition to a sustainable routine distancing scheme with the goal of carrying out regular social and economic activity and preventing COVID-19 infections at the same time,” he said.

zThe guidelines detail a code of conduct in areas including workplaces, transport, restaurants, shopping and sporting fixtures, starting with general rules such as washing hands, maintaining distance and regular temperature checks and disinfection.

The whole article is important:
archive.vn/nr5b8

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anticoagulants fix corona SARS

Kys wh*toid

We're never going back.

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>Two weeks

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Hmmm. I dont like any of this
Make it stop user

Hey, thats not Gary. Thats uncle Adolf

Just live normally and infect everyone you meet

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Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn over Covid-19. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the bleach supply.

▶ 29 new cases and 8 new deaths in Honduras
▶ 17 new cases and 1 new death in Australia
▶ 172 new cases and 8 new deaths in Panama

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We’ll never see the nips. So sad.

drink bleach?