Let's say Trump says something like: "I don't care very much for tomatoes on a hamburger."

that's a good one

Check mate.

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>TRUMP SAYS REPLACE ALL THE BLOOD IN YOUR BODY WITH TOMATO PASTE TO STOP SPREAD OF COVID-19

>Trump demands all tomatoes to be disposed of amidst famine.

Trump: "I don't care!"

Jesus Christ why are all the discord trannies spamming this board about DJT all of the sudden? Who gives a shit?

This will backfire. I would just enjoy it today and tomorrow, and then wait for the alcoholic crash on sunday.

Our team of researches scoured through the murky depths of the deepweb to reveal an image of what appears to be the Grinch with a tomato head and it's shocking.

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Trump sends dogwhistle message to white supremacists in a bizarre burger tweet

WHAT TRUMP REALLY MEANS WHEN HE SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT "TOMATOES" (REDSKINS (TOMATO SKIN IS RED), MEANING NATIVE INDIGENOUS AMERICANS OR THOSE WHO IDENTIFY AS LATINX OR LATINX ADJACENT) ON HIS "BURGER" (RACIST DOGWHISTLE USED BY TROLLS TO GASLIGHT MINORITIES ON THE ALT-RIGHT NEXUS Yas Forums REFERRING TO AMERICANS AS "BURGERS" *gallery of 33 pictures of photoshopped kkk spurdos saying FUG :D burger or similar*.

This one is good

BREAKING: Trump's latest racist dog whistle "I don't care very much for tomatoes on a hamburger" and how not liking tomatoes literally makes you a white supremacist

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TRUMP SHITS ON OLLEGALS PICKING TOMATOES

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5 fast facts you need to know about 45's racist tomato tweet.

Headlines would say something like "Trump declares his favorite hamburger toppings in the midst of Coronavirus Emergency Presser."

Liberals would say he's retarded, like they normally do; the story would go viral right away.

About 10-24 hrs after the viral outbreak of the news story; the right would start producing a response as to why "its actually a good thing that he doesn't eat tomatoes on his burgers because XYZ" - the reasoning would be logically sound; but ultimately, they're just wasting their time and breathing on things that don't matter, and playing right into the script.

Qfags would convince themselves that its some code, insinuating that some celebrity who has some connection, ANY whatsoever, to tomatoes is a pedo and has been taken out.

After about 3-4 days; everybody moves on to the next stupid bullshit - everybody forgets about the burger thing, except every now and then somebody will bring it up in an argument to try to bolster their position.

Same thing - over and over and over

>TRUMP DOESNT CARE ABOUT BURGERS!

trump cares more about burgers than the pandemic, its just like "let them eat cake" am i right. also hes fuckin racist against tomatoes

probably:
Drink bleach to prevent corona virus.

Ask sean hannity

fuck off liberals, all your base R belong to us

Trump
>You know I'm not really a big fan of tomatoes on a hamburger. I can take em' or leave em. I order them without but if they get my order wrong then I just eat it anyway you know because I've got better things to do than be that picky about my food. But yeah I don't really care that much for tomatoes on a hamburger. Next question?

Media
>THE REBOUND: INSIDE THE TIN CANNED CONTROVERSY: A COMPLETE HISTORY OF TRUMP'S BIZARRE GRUDGE AGAINST THE AMERICAN TOMATO FARMER

That’s the thing about trump
Every week there’s something new so a lot of these “controversies “ get forgotten

>"we're looking into options"
>OMG DRUMPF SAID INJECT BLEACH
You're literally the epitome of this post. How does it feel to be such AIDSfags?

I wish this weren’t true

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Trump hates Mexicans, heart health and the food table!

"Trump admits to a no vegetable diet. Is he fit for being President"

I made this thread to be funny but now I'm sad.

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CNN Headline:
Trump hates Americans and says, " I don't care very much for... burger(s)"

>and in the background, some inspector general of the obama administration would be quietly indicted
You forgot that part.
justice.gov/opa/pr/former-acting-inspector-general-us-department-homeland-security-indicted-theft-government

Imagine if Trump said "cancer is terrible, we need to try to stop it and save lives. Perhaps a doctor can administer some sort of highly toxic heavy metal intravenously to people with cancer. Maybe the poison will seek and the tumor, and I dunno kill it, without killing the patient."

Theyd be screaming about how Trump told dying cancer patients to shoot up with arsenic, how some patients tried it and died anyway, or they lived but their hair fell out. The NPCs would be smugly mocking us for promoting the insane voodoo of 'chemotherapy'

>Trump
>>You know I'm not really a big fan of tomatoes on a hamburger. I can take em' or leave em. I order them without but if they get my order wrong then I just eat it anyway you know because I've got better things to do than be that picky about my food. But yeah I don't really care that much for tomatoes on a hamburger. Next question?

Media
>>WHY NOT LIKING TOMATOES IS RACIST, HERE'S YOUR DAILY DOSE OF LIBERAL WHITE GUILT, AND WE NEED TO SUPPORT OUR GREATEST ALLY ISRAEL.

>maximum damage control
It's true he didn't command people to inject bleach but he suggested it could be a way to fight the virus. Now move the goalposts as you will.

He should do that next.

Trump bathes in shit and rapes his wife.

Its not solely trump, and its not solely the media - they're doing a dance together and enchanting everyone watching

>The science behind why you should be eating more tomatoes
The article is about migrant workers.

>Donald Trump is literally killing migrant workers with overt tomatophobic rhetoric
And it's literally Hitler