/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3436

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jokes on you, I've been doing that ever since I got coofed on

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Looks like we're gonna re-define Memorial Day soon...

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What would potentially happen if Kim really died?

>tfw jap girls still make you rock hard
I thought corona would make me hate all asians, what gives bros?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 925,038 (52,185) #2 Spain 219,764 (22,524) #3 Italy 192,994 (25,969) #4 France 159,828 (22,245) #5 Germany 154,999 (5,760) #6 United Kingdom 143,464 (19,506) #7 Turkey 104,912 (2,600) #8 Iran 88,194 (5,574) #9 China 82,816 (4,632) #10 Russia 68,622 (615) #11 Brazil 52,995 (3,670) #12 Belgium 44,293 (6,679) #13 Canada 43,888 (2,302) #14 Netherlands 36,535 (4,289) #15 Switzerland 28,677 (1,589) #16 India 24,447 (780) #17 Portugal 22,797 (854) #18 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #19 Peru 21,648 (634) #20 Ireland 18,184 (1,014) #21 Sweden 17,567 (2,152) #22 Saudi Arabia 15,102 (127) #23 Austria 15,071 (530) #24 Israel 15,058 (194) #25 Mexico 12,872 (1,221) #26 Japan 12,712 (345) #27 Chile 12,306 (174) #28 Singapore 12,075 (12) #29 Pakistan 11,940 (253) #30 Poland 10,892 (494) #31 South Korea 10,718 (240) #32 Romania 10,417 (567) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,281 (64) #34 Belarus 8,773 (63) #35 Qatar 8,525 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +1,239 (+152) #2 Bolivia +104 (+1) #3 New Zealand +5 (+1) #4 Guatemala +46 #5 China +12 #6 Australia +12 #7 South Korea +10 #8 Sri Lanka +3 #9 Paraguay +3…

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WW3

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Jesus fucking Christ. Nuke this world already. Let me get back to my work licking bats, bye.

So if the rumors are true that Kim is dead, do you think NK is getting fucked by coronachan right now and just saving face?

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So give me the rundown CVG, HCQ works doesn't it and is being suppressed by big pharma, isn't that right?

Vaccine? Gain of function research? Who knows? The experts swear up and down it's a natural mutation. Doesnt change the fact that the first 14 recorded cases had no connection to the wet market. Doesnt change the fact that in 2003 SARS escaped from labs in Beijing on 4 occasions.

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This doesnt work when I'm drunk

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How is it mutating so quickly? Do all viruses mutate this quickly, and we simply don't hear of it, or is COVID unusual in this respect? Reminds me of Plague cellphone game, where you buy mutations and ramp up your virus to maximize casualties, that's about how fast it seems to be changing, between the multiple strains, "COVID toes," bloodclots, etc.

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Where did you get this?

This was circulating back in January... When I posted it, It was in a Half-Hearted joking kind of way.
>nobody could be this STUPID, right?
Now I'm not so sure...

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If Kim die, their government wouldn't last without some tyrant running it.

It only works in the early stages of infection, it blocks replication of the virus. If you have a massive viral load you're fucked even with HCQ.

Already have a successor.

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Calling chinks dirty distracts from the fact this shit leaked from a lab

HORRY SHEET!

So is this seriously it? The long slow ride to social collapse.

It ain't a societal collapse until it's a societal collapse and by that point it would be too late to do anything about it.

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why

We'd have to figure out how to deal with an entirely pozzed country that did basically nothing to protect its citizens internally
a military coup
possible nukes
largest refugee crisis ever
Alone it would be a happening

>You're now blinking manually

Name one thing the chinese do that makes them unnukable.

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*coof*

*coof *coof*

all good bros, just allergies

Ah the miasma.
Yeah, the dirtier the air the longer, the aerosolized version of Wuhan-Pneumonia can stay on the air.
I worry about this one myself.

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Holy fuck she added 100k cases yesterday? About time Africa started counting.
Going to be a good weekend, new milestones await!

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will Corona get stronger if I cum to her, like I did with Ebola-chan?

>All asians
>Japs and chinks are the same
Japs are a higher tier above the rest of the other asians user

1973a lab worker died from aerosolized rabies that escaped

I dont know why normies struggle with the idea that it's not only possible but happens fairly often

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What that famous saying about about love and debt? "Happens slowly first, then all at once"

We all knew it was going to be a slow ride this is slow process. Death by a 1000 cuts.

Racism against asians works in favor of the Chinese communist party. God save China Damn the CCP to hell

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So it should be taken prophylactically then? Either way I'm pretty sure big pharma is behind demonizing it.

no you need to hold your seed so she gets more desperate

ebola-chan died because you cummed to her

The feds are either mentally handicapped or bought off by china
Deaths by the end of june are going to be 10k a day

Our Kim sacrificed himself to start the happening this clown world needs.
Please go apeshit north korea
Give us the north korea happening that always FAILS

He'll launch the nukes before he dies. Mark my words he will pay back Japan.

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It was posted on Zero Hedge...
Used to be a good site, with LOTS of redpills on the economy.Mostly worth it from the commenters who knew their shit.
This was the first time in 6 months that I checked it, as it has become a cesspool of shills and trolls...
Say...That sounds familiar.
>Source is at the bottom.

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>only 11,325 deaths in 3 years
>corona creeping up towards 200k in less than 5 months and only just begun
Still waiting for the corona-ebola team up in africa anons
considering that literally zero african nations can do any significant testing for the virus, how many afros have died thus far already?
hundreds, thousands dead by corona but never tested?

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It's time to BLEACH the virus. Drink with me brothers!