No user condoms are bad for the environment

Step aside sheboy, i don't care about age i will pound her pussy until i have 10 children with her.
Fuck millenials.

>Step aside sheboy,
What kind of comment is that?

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>vegan
>false sense of superiority
Shocking

I'm telling he is homosexual, marica, puto, gay.

>Takes out wedding ring
Well I guess gold will just have to do then.
Now I can't fit my Penis in it so you're going to have to tell me where to put this.
>She holds out finger
I see

Guess I let her fuck me without one.

35 weeks or so. Still a long time.

Someone call the FBI on this pedo

Hey Wayne, can you give us a quick rundown on your platform? I'm looking to offer you all of my support.

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pump n dump

Pulling out has been working so far, no AIDS or babies

Impressment

pedo? this based man will wait until that pussy get 18 you silly fucker

what are you, a faggot?
you need permission from the heavens?
you raw-dog it bro

imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin

you pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon

one rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat

you get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands

moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere

check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits

reach greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs

her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA

you put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts

after blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater

jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another american night

global warm deez nuts, bitch

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DUDE WHY DO YOU POST HERE AND WHY DOES NO ONE CALL YOU A TRIPFAG

what about Herpes?

You been getting some good rides in Wayne?

she looks like a younger and retarded remy lacroix. 10/10 would fuck raw.

Give her the D, then toss her in the sea.

audible kek

>She's actually in my age range
This is an 18+ only board user.

Please post more beautified Greta.

Maximum Kek

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Hi Wayne. I had forgotten about you lmao

>Hey Wayne, can you give us a quick rundown on your platform? I'm looking to offer you all of my support.
I can't I'm off building gravity, look on wayback mahine

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is makeup good for the environment?

reproducing is the worst thing for the environment