Fed here. I’m sick and fucking tired of having to hide who I am while all of you cretins have your own shitty general threads. This thread is for fedchads ONLY, civilians can kindly fuck off to the rest of the board.
Get in here, /FAG/gots. Discuss your assignments, observations, questions, concerns, etc.
/FAG/- Federal Agent General
Noah Long
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Oliver Brooks
Kys pls
Kayden Morales
impersonating a federal agent is a crime if i'm not mistaken.
Thomas Long
GlowAnon reporting in. Stationed in Fort Wayne right now. Kinda boring here lately since most of the threads are derail attempts. I will say this, there is no single actor influencing this board. It’s a combo of everyone from Discord users, to ChapoTrapHouse leftist college kids, to our own agents. It feels comfy knowing that I have a pension and salary to be here and just create random threads for you to sperg out on. You NEETS probably haven’t even figured out the partitioned servers yet.
Gavin Garcia
>Implying any general isn't a fed general
>Implying this isn't a fed board
Logan Green
ITT feds assigned to spy on feds
John Young
Cringe
Based and statepilled
Cameron Bennett
Elijah Flores
stop you're under the arrest
Grayson Russell
Yeet.
Jordan Williams
Please hire me feds. I have a bachelor degree in criminal justice and I've been on Yas Forums for 13 years. I know these little bitches better than anyone. I need a good job, and I feel like glowing would be a based career.
Jonathan Bell
Posting from Langley, sirs. I'm going to be blunt, the things these civvies talk about are getting to me. Masturbation machines? Holocoasters? Swallowing diamonds and retrieving them from excrement. I'm starting to think the Holocaust might be foreign propaganda that undermines National Security. I'm requesting a transfer tomorrow. It's all too much. Watching the Haji's is easier than this. All they talk about is pussy and weed.
Kayden Rogers
>compromised assets
You hate to see it.
Brayden Nguyen
Hmm
Aaron Brown
How's life over there user?
You need someone to talk to?
Hunter Jackson
ATF reporting
Isaac Wilson
Based numbers, glownigger
Brayden Edwards
I’m on this shithole 40 hours a week, but I’m getting by. I just got a beej from my qt3.14 gf that was “liberated” from epstein island. Shit was so cash. How are things over there?
Xavier Evans
Any agents know where this came from? Passed this up to my superiors but it had even him stumped.
Brody Stewart
Teacher here... would love to make a lateral transfer to glowniggerdom. How many lists am I on, btw?
Nolan Rivera
Eli Gray
You need class 1 credentials to get into the archival databanks? I’m years away from that, but I know a guy who might be able to help. Hit me up on the server, my handle is “CanineKiller69”
Lucas Wilson
We glow niggers now
Colton Sanchez
Cat is a confirmed Russian asset. Heavily armed, mobile and dangerous. Location currently unknown. Do we know why the man wears the mask?
Owen Richardson
There’s a lot of metaphorical black ink on your file, but the pornographic search history is available to me... what the fuck, bro?
Connor Scott
Sirs, before this assignment, I never knew what 'vore' was and I'd like to return to the state of blissful ignorance.
Henry Brooks
Desk jockeying isn’t all that bad. I had a buddy get transferred to work on a situation in Harlem. I HAD a buddy...
Aiden Flores
These is a group of illegals openly making machine guns in houston. I know you dipshits know something about them. Go fuxking get them instead of shooting hard working americans dogs.
Nolan Howard
Easy, pal. We don’t pick the assignments. This thread isn’t for your kind, pound sand pls.
Jordan Green
Nigger who makes these memes. It's the fucking CIA AI and their glowniggers
Aaron Murphy
kek
I guess you saw the black in my porn search history, too.
Now about that job...
Samuel Morris
Don’t worry bro. You’ll fit right in. We’ll be in contact ;^)