TAKE THE CLEAN SHAVE PILL
>but beards are masculine
Not unless you have perfect beard growth and you beard color matches your hair color.
>but my beard makes me look old
That's not a positive. Youthfulness is a bonus in any occasion. If you need a beard to buy liquor, kill yourself.
>shaving utensils are expensive
No they aren't. Use single use multi blade razors, they're like cents a piece.
>i get razorburn and ingrown hair
First off, grow up. Secondly, shave after taking a shower. Don't dry off your face. Use foam, rinse the razor, repeat until your face is smooth. Rinse with cold water and use after shave with alcohol do disinfect.
>BUT WHY
Shaving shows discipline. Even of you have long hair or a homemade haircut, you still look groomed. No, just trimming and having a 'beard shadow' doesn't count.
TAKE THE CLEAN SHAVE PILL
>t. somone who cant grow a bear
Shaving in cold water actually helps prevent razor burn.
Always this same girly default
My beard comes in annoyingly thick, but I shave it because I’m a professional with a reputation to uphold irl. Beards are for faggots and lazy people.
I have perfect, even beard growth and it matches my hair colour so I didn't read the rest of your post.
>t. poorly grown beard fag
I would hope not, Bears don't "grow" anywhere besides the womb of a bear
This. OP is just a mismatched, assblasted beardlet.
Both are based. It all depends on which one fits your face better.
Show us your ginger beard patrick
Short beard is based. A long beard makes you look like a hipster or a fag and no beard makes you look like a manchild.
Post beards, Mohammeds.
It's actually brown and a bit sun bleached blonde atm
My beard is styled like but I won't post my face here
I shaved my face and dick and still didn’t get laid wtf bros???
Take the mustache pill and become a real man. Clean shaven faggots are neocon/neolib shills who suck Jewish dick.
I’m thinking of going for a walrus stache.
Can I still get into the ethno-state with my beard?
>describe to me what you look like by talking about your grooming habits, Yas Forums.
fuck off
You better shave that pubian hair off your face, fren
Oof.
>beard
Must try harder
Poor wittle OP, canna grow a fucking beard. That's okay buddy you're probably dating one.
Anyone with long hair or a beard is a cringey faggot desu.
>I’m a professional
professional what? drag queen? in no other profession would you look out of place with a well-groomed beard. that's just a fact
Not today, BND.
The beard is manly and perfect -
if we were living in an apocalyptic world. I’m a business man. I’m constantly aware of any ruggedness I might have. I’m always clean shaven and wearing steam pressed clothes. I can’t imagine having a beard. I don’t think I’ve ever had facial hair
>calling this a beard
low test af bro. absolutely disgusting
I planted one of these in my yard years ago and still have yet to grow a bear.
Mate someone is about to slap the back of your head WATCH OUT!
idk but you can certainly cast in a scooby doo movie
Beards are for cucks and ancient Greek boyfuckers. Even the Romans knew before Gaydrian turned up.
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Good fucking thread dude. Clean shaven is always more professional
You get a pass, very dense.
Thanks for posting a perfect example of the type of beard that gets you disregarded in a serious business environment,
>t. moshe
Yes but you'll learn proper shaving in the militia.
>t.schizo
Long hair and clean shave is acceptable but mane and beard is cringe.
Worth a try.
Based.
T. Weak chin only visible when accentuated by soijak stubble
OH FUCK DUDE DUCK FAST HE GONNA GET YOU
You are a faggot. Your idea of masculinity revolves around playing dress up.