/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3432

U alright, Gary?

Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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Every time I see a happening thread, I just shake my head and laugh.

You severely damaged losers are literally the Bronies of Yas Forums. You know, that sub-group of Yas Forums kids who obsess over the preschool girl show My Little Pony? You probably don't know since all of you pathetic losers are far too busy fapping to apocalyptic fantasies and wishing that everyone dies in a corona-virus attack.

Why on Earth would a group of you no-lives cling havily to something as sad as this? Is there some sort of mental sickness in you goys? Did you not have a childhood? Do you not have a grasp on reality? How can you allow yourselves to deteriorate to this?

At first, I figured it was one lonely kid making these threads and bumping all day while crying in the basement of being such a useless waste of life... but then, I realized this isn't one kid doing this. There are at least a dozen of you in these threads that are getting rock hard over the destruction of society. There isn't any doubt that all of you autists are fat, out of shape, and friendless.

Is that the thrill you kids get from these threads? Is it the fact that you can laugh and sing and can't even get off of you bed to empty out your piss bottle? Do you not realize that this board doesn't exist for you to wish death to mankind? If not, then WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FIXATION?

I'm speaking for Yas Forums as a whole, and possibly your families as well. Just stop. This isn't healthy. We're all very Sleepy. Stop now and try to live a regular life. How embarrassed must your family feel when they have to explaon to your aunt and uncle that you want them to die in a corona blast, and yet, you can hardly even breathe.

Just stop already. Quit with the silly threads. OP, delete this thread. Kids, clear you browser history and delete all the files you have of your little "corona-chan".

I am telling you this because I am empathetic and I care. Please listen to me.

A pair of fecking women's knickers
m.youtube.com/watch?v=36wKlbgeTrk

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>Eight vessels of Bonyx HC-161 thermal butter

What did Gary mean by this?

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WHY HASNT MY CHECK ARRIVED DANALD DLUMPF

Bill gates is going to be on msnbc in 4.5 hours. They alluded to monitoring Yas Forums and stated they want to clear up any "rumors" about his upcoming WO 2020 666 vaccine

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Thank you best fren

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kek I love seeing articles like this

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I'm not doing it seriously. I'm using game maker for fun and as hobby/distraction

I expect Portuguese user to show up.

WELCOME TO THE NEW NORMAL

>Work smart, travel alone, eat out fast: South Korea's prescription for coronavirus recovery

!!!!!!!!!
>“Some experts predict COVID-19 will stay for as long as TWO YEARS, and we have to accept the reality that we can’t go back to pre-COVID-19 life during that time,” Vice Health Minister Kim Gang-lip told a briefing.

>“The government is preparing a transition to a sustainable routine distancing scheme with the goal of carrying out regular social and economic activity and preventing COVID-19 infections at the same time,” he said.

zThe guidelines detail a code of conduct in areas including workplaces, transport, restaurants, shopping and sporting fixtures, starting with general rules such as washing hands, maintaining distance and regular temperature checks and disinfection.

The whole article is important:
archive.vn/nr5b8

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Gary is trying to shut it down

Do eight vessels of Bonyx HC-161 thermal butter cure corona?

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Is Kim Jong Un dying of corona?

>injects lysol

Aww yeah thats the stuff.

THE NIGHT STILL ISN'T OVER
5K TIL 100K TODAY
YOU CAN DO IT

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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A-a-user kun~

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▶ 2 new cases in Curaçao

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Press P to give Corona-chan the strength to spread her blessing to 100,000 new victims today

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lmao

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Fuck you stupid bitch :3
*smacks your head against the wall*
Oh whoopsie sowy I didn't mean to x<
*hugs you thight* ;)
It won't happen again bby xs
*hugs tighter* :o
Just promise me you stop :D
*hugs tighter till ur back starts to crack*
Daddy gets angry when you post garbage
*you turn blue from all the snuggling*
Ok bby sleep well :}

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How about you go fuck yourself tonight?

We might actually reach 100k today

have fun

The Chinese Communist Party new.
Even back in December.

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This pleases Coronachan

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detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2020/04/24/michigan-deaths-exceed-3000-cases-top-36000/3021159001/

The death toll in Michigan tied to the novel coronavirus hit 3,085 on Friday, as the state recorded 108 additional deaths.

3085 divided by 33 = 93.48484848485

reduce

(9+3) (4+8)(4+8)(4+8)(4+8)(4+8) + 5

(12) (12) (12) (12) (12) (12) + 5

reduce

(1+2) (1+2) (1+2) (1+2) (1+2) (1+2) + 5

sum

3 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 5 = 23

23 = 9 11 3

23 = 9 11 (2+0+0+1) their great inversion

Is this the highest infected count to date?

Next week

Muslims are going to blow this up man lol.

MA is yet to report so 100k is guaranteed.

>daily deaths worldwide flat lining for well over a week now
Kek, its over. Eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers.

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There will be enough of these for a collage soon

Why do you spam threads, nigga? You are dumb

Ecuador dumped a massive backlog

I didn't say it in a bad way, you always make me laugh.

It´s WUNDERBAR.
We don't even need to hoist them up anymore.

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do it for her!
great news!

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>It has gain max airborne potential
sys.Yas Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thelancet.com%2Fjournals%2Flancet%2Farticle%2FPIIS0140-6736(20)30937-5%2Ffulltext
>It has gain blood potential
sys.Yas Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.is%2F55OQq
Looks like corona-chan have become quite the nothingburger

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Coronachan is almost making me believe in god
>immigration has been reset to zero
>border wall being built
>the niggest of niggers, whites, and spics are dying
>libshit dens of homosexual degeneracy are the hardest hit epicenters
>low IQ retards who refuse to use PPE are dying

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>nothingburgers are so assblasted they come here everyday to austically post thinking it will somehow ease the lockdowns
Apparently.

Corona will cause extinction withen 3 years
>no cure
>no containment,"flattning of the curve" or "waves"
>100% fatal due to reinfection/reactivation given several months
>airborne sars-aids with an R0 of 8 at minimum
>any surivivors will be misrable sterile cripples
>killed 200k minimum in 4 months with no signs of slowing
>government fumbling, lying and stupid normies will speed up infection 100x

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Nothingburger

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It's not a thread until I get booped.

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ARGIES, LATIN AMERICANS, LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

>Advierten que el Aedes aegypti desarrolló una adaptación para sobrevivir al FRIO en Buenos Aires

AEDIS AEGYPTI (DENGUE'S VECTOR) HAS NOW COLD RESISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

twitter.com/CTyS_UNLaM/status/1253752579919687680

ctys.com.ar/index.php?idPage=20&idArticulo=3987

As far as I've seen it, yeah.

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No escape, no cure. Her will shall be done

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Probably, he is morbidly obese, smokes, drinks a shitload of whiskey while watching Wild West movies so he has a bad heart and lungs

Plus he loves to meet thousands of people a day to look at things like his dad

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Its amazing its as though they live in an entirely different reality to us. How broken must one be to not be able to handle being alone for a while?

US ABOUT TO PUMP THOSE NUMBERS

>everything opening in a week
>trump said sunlight kills it so no one takes precautions
>everyone goes to the latest movies and pack them up
>everyone goes back to clubs and parties
>everyone goes to church and touch each other

it's over

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you got the wrong guy, idk what he is on about

abrahamic religions are deathcults

Who else is safe here in the comfy states?

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Never stop.

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Im massachuessets fucking updates we might just nail it

>aussie shitposting

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reminder to search for and filter spam like this
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"I am telling you this because I am empathetic and I care."/

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PPPPPPP
I love ya Corona-chan

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Actually started taking your threadly advice and broke into one of my bags yesterday to make chicken and rice. I still have 30lbs though. Have a nice weekend.

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Dunno.

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This proves it was an inside job. And that corona-chan can melt lungs.

i had this once...

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>normalfags

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▶ 21 new cases in Maldives

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lmao now i see

Don't forget that Corona gives fake positives for Dengue
Time to stock up RAID

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seethe harder, happeningfag niggers. The world is certainly dead, not dying.

>Mehmet

What? Is this from Turkey or maybe Bosnia?

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LOL
I hope for the death of many more normalniggers
GO, Coronachan, GO, cleanse this world!

nice art, saved

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NK must be a boring prison even to KJU, I don’t blame him.

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P-please Corona-chan purge us

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mfw i was in this thread

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My country is falling apart. Thanks for posting this, bongbro.

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>3 years
maybe if no quarantine measures in place, I'd say much longer if people worldwide take precautionary measures

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What's an "estate agent"?

Nice

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Aedes aegypti isn't just a dengue vector. It carries zika and chicungunha as well.

have fun

Turkish television.

>colored hair

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING!!! AT LEAST 3 MILLION MORE PEOPLE IN NY HAVE THE RONA AND SHOW EITHER NO SYMPTOMS OR MILD ENOUGH NOT TO FEEL THE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

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>thinking the only thing people could possibly die to is the virus itself
Get ready for excess mortality fren. Will kill waaaay more

So...? What does that mean?