reasury has drawn up plans to ‘get Britain back to work’
Businesses told to put up signs telling workers to stay 2 metres apart & instruct staff to go home if they develop symptoms
Companies may also have to close ‘communal spaces’ such as canteens
reasury has identified four broad principles to easing lockdown:
* Reopening non-essential sectors
* Reopening schools/ changing working patterns
* Ramping up testing/ contact tracing
* Reinforcing hygiene/ protective measures
MAKE ARE BORIS A SAINT YOUR MAGESTY
I’ve suffered from depression intermittently since I was a teenager. Some of these episodes have been highly debilitating – resulting in self-harm, withdrawal (where I would spend months on end in my own room, only venturing out to sign-on or to buy the minimal amounts of food I was consuming), and time spent on psychiatric wards. I wouldn’t say I’ve recovered from the condition, but I’m pleased to say that both the incidences and the severity of depressive episodes have greatly lessened in recent years.
My depression was always tied up with the conviction that I was literally good for nothing. I spent most of my life up to the age of thirty believing that I would never work. In my twenties I drifted between postgraduate study, periods of unemployment and temporary jobs. In each of these roles, I felt that I didn’t really belong – in postgraduate study, because I was a dilettante who had somehow faked his way through, not a proper scholar; in unemployment, because I wasn’t really unemployed, like those who were honestly seeking work, but a shirker; and in temporary jobs, because I felt I was performing incompetently, and in any case I didn’t really belong in these office or factory jobs, not because I was ‘too good’ for them, but – very much to the contrary – because I was over-educated and useless, taking the job of someone who needed and deserved it more than I did. Even when I was on a psychiatric ward, I felt I was not really depressed – I was only simulating the condition in order to avoid work, or in the infernally paradoxical logic of depression, I was simulating it in order to conceal the fact that I was not capable of working, and that there was no place at all for me in society.
SHOULD I HAVE A CUPPA
>$8-billion effort aims to speed development of coronavirus vaccines and treatments
latimes.com
waste of $8 billion. a vaccine is impossible and this virus has already shown the ability to brush off antivirals that should be effective (remdesivir)
I hope you are well now :)
Remove China from the supply chain
Rest of the world should stonewall China
Yes
Always.
i hope this vaccine doesn't come with windows spyware
Had to do a virtual privilege walk in work today. We had to set up our webcams across the room and then take a step forward if we had the privilege the woman was reading out (think she was a Muslim woman from Birmingham, judging by the accent). I couldn't hear her so had to turn the volume all the way up and shut the windows, it was boiling. Ended up stepping forward almost every time she read out a new line, not fun at all. I reckon our company must have paid her at least a hundred quid for 1.5 hours of work.
Why are American chimneys so hideous? I've had five capchas now and I struggle to identify if it's a bog vent, a boiler outlet or an actual chimney.
cobra bombs are the way to go
you've convinced me to have a cuppa you cheeky devil
fuck it i'm going to do it
it'll come with non-neutralising antibodies that trigger ADE.
you envy me
do it mate, fuck it.
That's my boy
post your coke or get out, haven't got time for larpers
What an absolute mad lad.
have you got a cuppa? otherwise why would i
you envy me
Will you lads be going out to Bazza's Bar & Grill in Shagaluf when this is all over?
you envy me
This
yes
you envy me
Pube and his cling-on Cancernewfag are getting a bit desperate
Okay, I'll bite.
What exactly am I supposed to envy?
>I felt I was not really depressed – I was only simulating the condition in order to avoid work, or in the infernally paradoxical logic of depression, I was simulating it in order to conceal the fact that I was not capable of working, and that there was no place at all for me in society.
iktf
you envy me
You envy Fred's Big Norf Cock
fuck going back to work.
you envy me
thought you said you'd post a timestamp if i did so why didn't you? fucking LARPcel LMFAOOOOO
Local news was almost entirely dedicated to Ramadan bullshit
So?
you envy me
me
you envy me
Fuck off LARPer.
any clues how the brit housing market will be like for the next 5ish years?
Fuck off LARPer.
you envy him
Just let him clean all the bogies and dandruff scalp out of his fingernails and snort that.
you envy me
enviable
every all inclusive i have gone on even in muslim countries, there is always a british cafe on site lol
For what reason?
the devil take your stereo and your record collection.
the way you look you'll qualify for next years old age pension.
you envy me
Ok
Wish I spent years of my life on britpol, ngl.
LMFAO you're having a meltdown because you've been exposed as a LARPer yet again
either about to burst, or burst. hope this helps.
you envy me
WTF is wrong with Jews lads?
you envy me
exactly
you envy him
Not for me! All staff at my work have been told we are working from home until there is a vaccine or cure. We are still trying out a profit, developing new business etc so yeah enjoy your return to work...Within one month of it guaranteed you will be back at home with 1000+ dead per day.
you envy him
how can you fold jumpers from home?
You envy my drink of Kings you fucking nebbish.
he smokes rollies aswell the tramp
LARP drink, you envy me for my jim beam
You still haven't said why I envy you, and what about you is even enviable in the first place.
Don't knock it til you try it
you envy me