/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3430

in Europe we are getting rid of people more efficiently

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TELL ME RIGHT NOW IS KIM JONG UN KILL?!?!

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When did you realize that all the nothing burgers come out when people would normally be at work in america?
When did it hit you that a bunch of ass pained non preppers are taking the fact that they dont know where their food is coming from in less than a few weeks?

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Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn’t going anywhere. Back in my day we didn’t call it covid whatever; we called it the “Shanghai Shivers”. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. Here’s the deal, fat: if Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers “Ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, buckaroo. That’s how I know you’re full of shit. I’d punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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rolling

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Probably not actually cremating, i remember seeing some countries were even have trouble to do it, i also china bought 1 million portable creamtors dont remember from where

So that means fake 98% HIV coronachan? Feelsbadman

I like how this conversation developed

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always up; never down

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We are in a CIV simulation all along

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Where even is he? If hes back in north korea people might not know for years, last I heard he was getting emergency surgery in SK

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We regulated sulphur from coal plants properly years ago so we start from a lower base.

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!!!

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Here are surface so2 measurements
perhaps more appropriate

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Compared to what?

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=SrLcs7b0ayY

Great Plains report in, after the east crumbles we will reclaim the mantle

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Scrubbers in the chimneys
Look at the Romanians, Bulgarians etc where they dgaf

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Yea, that nigga dead.

>mandatory masks confirmed in Belgium
looks like they will keep schools closed

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some of you nothingburgers are alright,

don't go outside tomorrow

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>OMGGUISE COVID IS HIV 98% SIMILARITY

So, humans share 96% similarities with chimps doesn't make us chimps. Even a 0.1% difference in a dna sequence can render the purpose or directive of that gene sequence inert or completely different than its sibling.

Read a book for once favelanigger

Minus everything apart from the buns

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I need more context for this video, can anyone tell me what the text says?

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Where do you get these? Is there a chance to check exact coordinates of that spot in Poland?

WELCOME TO THE NEW NORMAL

>Work smart, travel alone, eat out fast: South Korea's prescription for coronavirus recovery

!!!!!!!!!
>“Some experts predict COVID-19 will stay for as long as TWO YEARS, and we have to accept the reality that we can’t go back to pre-COVID-19 life during that time,” Vice Health Minister Kim Gang-lip told a briefing.

>“The government is preparing a transition to a sustainable routine distancing scheme with the goal of carrying out regular social and economic activity and preventing COVID-19 infections at the same time,” he said.

zThe guidelines detail a code of conduct in areas including workplaces, transport, restaurants, shopping and sporting fixtures, starting with general rules such as washing hands, maintaining distance and regular temperature checks and disinfection.

The whole article is important:
archive.vn/nr5b8

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saved

>nigger music
>not this youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc
CEASE YOUR FAGGOTRY

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It’s Auschwitz. They’ve fired up the crematoriums again to deal with the coronavirus deaths.

This is an approximate translation:
Buncha chink niggas dead, dese dey cellphones T.T T.T T.T T.T T.T T.T

Flat part of Colorado reporting in.

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It's sad really. We had s good month without restrictions when people were warning and those with half a brain were stocking up.
Feel bad for the the quarter brains desu.
They might not even have jobs to go back to.

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Add this to your 4chanx filter under the comment section to hide every post that says nothingburger. you'll probably need to update it because once they realise they arent getting (You)s they'll change the spelling of it a little.
You guys legitimately don't add anything to the conversation, and why the fuck are you always American?

/nothingburger/i
/nothingburgers/i

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Just announced here in Michigan that masks are mandatory in closed public spaces. However the Governor said there won't be any penalties for not complying.

JUST

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Good luck, corona-chan
Please save us from this clown world

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fluid.nccs.nasa.gov/wxmaps/chem2d/?one_click=1&tau=000&stream=G5FPFC&level=0®ion=global&fcst=20200423T000000&field=so2cmass

Doesn't have Europe as a region, maybe it is possible to input GPS coordinates in the URL?

Hearing that again reminds me of January/February /cvg/ before it got flooded with cunts.

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Ok faggots, what vitamins/supplements should I be taking?

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>IMPLYING THIS IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN OVERBLOWN MEDIA HOAX

You hear from the americans and germans and the like here about how people there go outside normally and don't even wear face masks. It seems that for them acknowledging it would make it real and disturb their lives.
>Though desu corona sounds like a blessing compared to the average day in South America.
It is, but imagine having all that and the corona virus on top of that. What I mean is that people here know that no matter how bad things are, shit can always get worse. Not trying to argue one side is stupid or the other, just saying its interesting to compare the reactions of different populations.
>So what are the estimates of how many people died in Ecuador.
No idea, there are plenty of videos of dead bodies being left on the street, in front of houses on the sidewalk, or people carrying them in bags. Because apparently they don't have enough resources to pick them up.
But there's no way to really know how many dead, that depends on the testing capacity of each country so don't expect south america to put out big official numbers.
We don't even know how many cases we have here, officially it's 300 hundred or something like that, but trusting our government is like trusting the CCP.

windy.com/-SO2-mass-so2sm?so2sm,50.958,25.928,5

so they made a law that's only use is to look like they are doing anything useful, seems to me that they are throwing you to the wolves, tell me what is the racial composition of Michigan

But you will miss quality posts mocking those fags?

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>BIDEO GAYM music
Sure, Agatha

New study from the New England Journal of Medicine.
>Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) infection can spread rapidly within skilled nursing facilities. After identification of a case of Covid-19 in a skilled nursing facility, we assessed transmission and evaluated the adequacy of symptom-based screening to identify infections in residents.
archive.is/D0e3f

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You know why they are always American

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Get me out of the neural network.

>Best part of Colorado reporting in.
Your state should split.

▶ 3503 new cases and 357 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 1442 new cases and 147 new deaths in Canada

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Give it 2 more weeks faggot.

well i hope they penalize it here otherwise it's useless

Vitamin C/D3.

zinc, D, high dose multi b, high dose general multi, 3000mg fish oil, 2g C

No like picanik baskets?

This was claimed to be footage of phones left from bugmen who died of corona.
But why would they just dump them on the street and then inefficiently shovel them around without purpose? Where are the rest of their belongings?
Seems like a fake, but without context it's hard to be sure.

Is Brazil reporting several times per day?

Vitamin C, D, and Zinc are the holy trinity
Don't know about anything else

which ones are you deficient in?

>WEAR MASKS OR FACE COVERINGS TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS
>your face when the virus is small enough to make it through a typical medical mask

Why are they pushing this shit so hard?
No Ive already got an answer for you.
Its an occult ritual.

occult-world.com/mask/
>While the mask is on, the wearer is no longer completely himself or herself but shares his or her identity with that of the mask. He or she has freedom—and permission within society—to act differently, even outrageously. The transformation has its limits and controls: The wearer cannot go beyond the bounds of the mask itself and is transformed only during the wearing of the mask. When the mask comes off, the wearer must return to ordinary reality.

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That is a good one, but to be honest user thats the first funny post of significant quality I've seen mocking them for about a month and a half.
I didn't want to believe that over 80% of a nation could be that retarded. Its astonishing. I thought we were retarded.

based but i prefer softer house
youtube.com/watch?v=WEx7ZlF2FGc

A lot probably will not. Most small businesses operate with small margins and a hefty amount of loans depending on the type of business. Business Loans are very hard to get now. If they don't have any saved revenue some won't be able to buy supply or pay workers in time.

Make sure you get enough Vitamin D and Zinc to support your immune system

Oh shit we might hit 100k today

Link to Corona version of caramelldansen pls

Yes.

Just came from a store and from a bank! First time I was out in 4 weeks or so Few things I noticed:

- bank allowed only 3 people to be inside at any time
- bank tellers all have plexiglass shield in front of them... reminded me of stores from US nigger-infested ghettos
- grocery store was relaxed as fuck
- maybe 30% (and I'm being generous here) had some kind of a mask
- grocery store had social distancing enforced in front of the checkout only
- they had plexiiglas in front of cashiers
- contactless payments increased to $300

fun shit I witnessed:
in the parking lot, two 50+ guys were shaking hands and chatting
saw one guy touch the cart with his bare hands and then he proceeded to wipe his face with the same hand

Corona-chan is not going anywhere, guys. This shit is gonna stay with us for fucking years.

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>is bad because where it was used first and not because it sounds bad
why would you embarrass yourself with saying retarded shit?

and elderberry

Mostly white, but we have areas with high concentrations of niggers. Also, all the Trump supporters and the "but muh freedoms" faggots are all saying they won't wear one. I've got my N95s, so I hope they get the coof.

Hey there prairie neighbor, see you in the wasteland.

Stay safe

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Pretty much yes. If it was made mandatory, people would freak out, cuz this is Merica and you can't tell me what to do!

Guys. Is drinking Bleach a cure to the virus?

Brazil is turning into the new Italy

Imagine a giant 15 mile cock pumping loads into Yellowstone which makes it erupt until the semen bubbles up out of the ground in hot plumes of sticky icky goodness. Those balls contracting causing sky quakes heard across the U.S. Imagine the smell of hot jizzum splattering all over the tourists while they bake alive from the heat. Giant sperm trying to enter their bodies. Oh god. The earthquakes from the amount of man glue entering the planet under such force.

Good luck yellowstone-chan!

>TWO YEARS

Gorona ain't going anywhere. You can't put it back in the bottle now. 80% vaccine rate never stops influenza, and it won't stop Gorona.

There are some hardcore libertarians who don't believe in a pandemic because their ideology doesn't leave room for them.

Imagine supporting a politician so much that you would disregard a worldwide pandemic as a hoax and endanger thousands of lives to own the libs.

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ummm user I don't know how to tell you this but....

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Cool. I have all of that except the Zinc. But it should be here on Sunday.

>"Corona chan is not going anywhere, guys"
You just realize that?, /CvG/ spent months telling you that, you dummy

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daaaamn those digits

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I really do like wearing a mask. Don't have to fake smiles and I can mutter curses under my breath more freely.

>always american
Majority American. We have more perceived value to lose. Have you seen our stocks? Nearly record highs in the middle of a pandemic despite oil futures through the floor, bonds through the floor, and petro dollar on life support, and FEDS printing us into hyperinflation. STONKS BABY

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Manaus is already the new Guayaquil with the mass graves

She will be the cutest dictator

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You fucked up

Try it and report back.
Do it for science.

I love you but uf you looked more underage and had open legs pink slit and button asshole showingnwitha. Tint of pee jizz and squirt juice under your butt and white is right cock in your mouth id like you alot more

Nazi lost technology

I wish they were at least bright enough to know you can still be against the left without expressly endorsing Trump.
I think the more the fed brrrs money the worse its going to be for you lot in the long run.

NEW PAPER
Statistical analysis of deaths in Lombardia estimates that corona deaths are being UNDERCOUNTED by a factor of 2.

In Lombardia about 0.22% of the population has ALREADY died to coronavirus. Making the claims that "the fatality rate may only be 0.1%" absurd.

statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2020/04/22/analysis-of-excess-coronavirus-mortality-also-a-question-about-poststratification/

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sounds like a soon to be mass grave, at least after the economy goes to shit part you will have small amount of competition

▶ 1416 new cases and 148 new deaths in Germany

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Again
/cvg/ already knew that months ago, corona-chan will never go away, its amazing how people dont realize that simple fact

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Where is it?

Take your meds.

From a plane, Colorado looks like it’s full of Pac-Man

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Chink vaccine study on animals shoved no evidence of ADE

That's what I'm hoping. lol