Warren Buffet is going to, through various shell entities, tender offers to buy 4 banks next week all of them having one thing in common:
A bulletproof team of people who do the SBA PPP loans. He's going to leverage them to effectively kickstart the United States economy and his four banks will become some of the strongest banks in the United States since they're smaller publicly traded banks with a niche focus in SBA.
Since the majority of these banks portfolios are with SBA loans, ie loans that are secured by the government, there's basically zero way they will lose money. Many SBA lending institutions function to effectively make the loans and sell the guaranteed portion to a secondary market resource, etc. Even if the underlying loan fails, since it's secured by the government, the bank won't lose money if the loans perform for 18 months. The SBA(7)a express program will singlehandedly save the US economy and Buffett will categorically deny owning these banks until the cows come home. There will be several no name Single Family Offices behind the deals. Buffett accrued his cash pile and refused to spend it prior because he realized assets were overvalued. He will be running around with a fleet of British Navy frigates sinking everyone by cannon volley due to his cash position.
PPP loans generate a 5% origination fee, Buffett has come up with some pretty sweet financial engineering to hyperaccelerate the financial system for the small business economy through this.
I'll drop bits and pieces of information. My throwaway on Reddit is Financial-Alchemist7 and this will be my tripcode for future posts. I tried posting on Reddit, but surprise, they're fucking retarded. reddit.com/user/Financial-Alchemist7
Also explains why the GOV. is hella buying all DEBT that affects the actual populace.
There's going to a BIG crash soon, and many companies are gonna go bankrupt, while a majority of population will remain financially unharmed.
Expect well-known, 'too big to fail' deep-state-led companies to go poof!
Dylan Wright
based
Chase Fisher
I want to believe
Liam Allen
Do you know the names of the banks OP?
Camden Miller
No. Wrong. Small businesses will emerge stronger than ever and we will have tremendous wealth creation. US is going back to a gold/silver standard and we're going to have the strongest economy on the planet.
Puerto Rican Act 273 IFEs will be essential because funds will flow into the US and go into FDIC insured institutions through sub-custodian accounts, etc.
Andrew Rivera
We just agreed on the same fucking thing you retard.
Owen Bennett
s age this faggot. he can't even answer a simple question. larp x9000
Connor Gutierrez
Sorry, I've been having to work on a shitload of these deals, not been getting much sleep. Do not become an investment banker, transaction attorney, or QoE accountant if you want sleep anytime soon. The world is going to have a flurry of M&A deals and it'll burn out all the bullshit companies who overinflated revenues, etc. Like the old man himself says, only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked, and a LOT of companies have been swimming naked. Someone will short, (not Buffett) Capital One for $2B next week because of their oil derivatives exposure. Capital One will not survive negative oil prices.
If you think this shit is crazy, my firm is working on a deal, this kid who I'm not even sure is 25, made enough money on medical supply contract fulfillment to South America, he's going to buy Hawaiian Airlines and convert it to an 80% cargo airline.
The world is upside down. You might not believe me now, but I'll be vindicated when press releases start flying on Monday.
Thomas Miller
name the banks faggot
Luke Myers
so what happens to my capitol one debt and credit cards? am i absolved? need to know here
Gabriel Nelson
Hell, I'd love to see it. Multiple SB owner and job creator, have utilized variety of SBA finance options and always performed. Also long BRK.A and BRK.B owner, so would like some payback for staying loyal!
Kevin Smith
No, it gets auctioned off to some collection agency for pennies on the dollar. You become unemployed then take a job for shittier pay then a judge signs off on a garnishment order because the kikes still run the show.
Angel Long
They will be, but don't go around opening your fucking mouth.
99% of all debt will be wiped out.
Caleb Diaz
and you still owe what you charged
Blake James
Ok, making only minimum payments to those dicks then. Was trying to knock it down quicker but fuck that if they're going under
Ryan Sanders
>reddit
You must go back
Josiah James
Possible issue with SEC but idgaf anymore nobody can find out who I am. I'm running 5 VPNs on a computer that was prior to all this, airlocked. Kiss my ass, SEC. Bank I do know he's very serious about buying is NASDAQ:ACBI. Billionaire who owns the bank may resist selling, but he's worried about other shit, is what I've seen on interfirm communications.
That's above my paygrade. I'm just a lieutenant at a firm working on deals and occasionally shitpost on Yas Forums
>inb4 muh inside information. Tender offers will be announced Monday and they're not giving them much of a premium so, SEC can again, fuck off. I'm privy to boatloads of deals through my friends and my firm obviously, so I'll drop pieces here and there if I know it's not going to turn the market into a clusterfuck.
BTW don't post on reddit, WSB is already being investigated by the SEC.
That's why it went to shit, and they allowed all the normies/bots in. Also they don't have any more good DD.
Henry Fisher
>pineapple on coat of arms
The Western world didn't know pineapples existed until the 16th century, breddy new house.
Eli Ross
And ahh shit, now you know my identity, I dropped a shitpost on another account. Someone will go back and look at that other post. Papa Johns is getting taken private, John Schattner raised the money to take it private and wants to rebrand PJs by feeding the hungry. I leaked that first. There's like 12 different advisory teams bidding for the work to do the deal so it'll be impossible to trace back to me.
THE DAY OF RECKONING IS COMING FOR PAPA JOHNS. SCHATTNER WILL RISE AGAIN.
We're living in a literal meme timeline boys. John Schattner is returning as CEO of Papa Johns like he predicted. The day of reckoning was him trying to raise money to buy it back, fire the idiots and rebuild his brand again. youtube.com/watch?v=whWWW4joNBQ COVID has accelerated it because his backers realize everyone's stuck at home and just wants some fucking good pizza.
Like I said, IDGAF. I made my Reddit through a chain of 4 proton mail accounts and have 4 VPN layers on an airlocked computer I bought on the internet with BTC.
Fuckin fight me SEC lol
Liam White
Now that markets are closed for the weekend and I can't buy anymore, what else was Buffet looking at? Also why post this to Yas Forums instead of Yas Forums?
Luke Baker
I posted it to biz but they're gay.
Alexander Thompson
Seriously though what else is Buffet looking at or in the alternative, what can I spend this weekend reading up on to take a good guess?
Gabriel Barnes
No idea. All I can say is Warren is my mentor's high school friend and he told me Warren is part of the club financing on buying NASDAQ:PZZA out and dumping all other stocks in pizza.
It's a fucking meme timeline and I'm honestly a little paranoid for what comes next. Fucking aliens? Meme magic scares me bois.
Tyler Sanchez
what about bitcoin and eth and link? do you think it's baby brain rat poison squared
I'm putting my personal savings out of all equities for now and just buying gold, silver and firearm stocks. Everything else is bullshit and even some of the companies in GOOD sectors (medical supply, etc) are fucked because the PE firms financially engineered them for short term gain.
Look at Envision Healthcare. Barbarians stormed and destroyed the gate at that company and now they're going to have a 10 figure bankruptcy.
Nathan Parker
I thought this was Yas Forums when I was making my first reply
It's politics too I guess cuz Dems are gonna get fucked in the next series of elections over trying to block SBA/Cares stimulus.
Noah Long
KIKED.COM
That was the whole point of Event 201, a total jewish takeover of the economic in the style of WW2.
Josiah Young
What a fucking jacked up thread. I guess this is what happens when reddit niggers try to LARP
Jason Anderson
Except THEY won't control it anymore.
Caleb Gray
This is why the price of moon shoes are so high. Equity firms really want you to believe they're from the moon. I can promise you that they were made by Myans.
Austin Bennett
I made a reddit literally today to share the post over there. KYS you absolute mong. I've met rocks with higher IQs.
