India's lower death rates defy coronavirus trends

We need to be more like India. They know how to handle viruses because of their powerful immune systems from swimming around in shit all day.

>Parts of India have recorded dramatic falls in mortality rates after a nationwide lockdown was imposed to fight the new coronavirus, suggesting there has not been an undetected surge in virus-related deaths.

>All over the world, mortality rates are being scrutinised to determine the true impact of the coronavirus, which emerged in China late last year and is known to have infected more than 2.7 million people globally, with nearly 190,000 deaths.

>While death rates in some countries have risen sharply in recent weeks, in India the opposite seems to be happening, at least in some places, leaving hospitals, funeral parlours and cremation sites wondering what is going on.

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They bathe in cow shit and swim in a river with rotting human corpses. Poo immune systems probably laugh at coronaviruses.

Because it’s hot as fuck there, 85 degrees.
Is no one but me going to talk about how coronavirus dies in heat? Come summer this is all going to go away, albeit it will return in the winter

>India produces the vast majority of anti-virals and drugs in the world
>You can go to India and literally buy anything off of street shops
>Anti-virals like Tamiflu is like normal to buy there
>Indians buy anti-virals all the time whenever they feel sick
>It's so fucking cheap over there, anyone can afford it
>There is no fucking socialized healthcare making it cheap, it's just straight out free fucking market capitalism without government oversight, so that's why it's so cheap over there
India's lower rate of infection and death rate to coronavirus is no surprise to me. They fucking buy Tamiflu over there like it's fucking chewing gum. I buy tons of fucking Tamiflu from there and take it whenever I feel like I'm getting sick, next day I feel great. Fuck the vaccine faggots. There is no fucking mystery. It's just western Doctors trying to make it a mystery to hide the fact that they're modern day witch doctors. Talk to the doctors and chemical engineers working on anti-virals and you'll hear them tell you the same thing.

India knows CCP is evil and took appropriate measures. Also, our immune systems are strong because we consume 100 different types of spices/herbs everyday.

>Hot as fuck
>85°
Laughs in Arizona

Western world got cucked by China

>our immune systems are strong because we consume 100 different types of spices/herbs everyday
AHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah, I'm sure that's why, Meertash.

can't wait for india to produce the first super poo virus that is resistant to any antiviral drug.

kek

Good. China can now grow more powerful.

bitch this heat kills the virus bullshit is fucking dumb it's 100F every day in saudi arabia and they've been on the upswing for a while

Good grief, I'm kinda embarrassed now, how can we be doing worse than literal shit people?

Tamiflu does not work for this.

Your country has more deaths than the number of cases in ours and your President is a clown who thinks disinfectants will clear the virus. Kek.

Viruses are pretty simple and their attack vectors are well known. It's not like living bacteria that it can build up and develop resistances for certain things. The virus can mutate, of course, but their attack vectors still remain disrupted with many of the anti-virals being produced.
There is of course the downside of anti-virals stopping good viruses from killing bad bacteria in you. But then you just stop taking the anti-virals.

I've been taking tami-flu for years. I haven't been sick with the flu or cold for almost a decade. Shit probably cures HIV too.

I'm not disputing that, I was laughing because you think herbs and spices are what's strengthened your people's immune systems.

You know. That could be the reason.

I think humidity is needed too
Pretty sure SARS didnt spread in hot and humid places cause of it
>hur this aint SARS
Its the closest thing its related to

Spices and herbs are known antivirals which strengthen immune response. Your turn.

yall niggas were laughing at China in late January, but India already had sealed it's borders with China on 15th Jan and stopped any Chinese pilgrims from coming here (they come to Buddha's birthplace). By Jan 30, many states were beginning their own little lockdowns. Eventually the federal government imposed nation-wide lockdown on May 25.

All interstate highways, rail, flights were shutdown and rendered non-operational indefinitely. The Federal lockdown might be over on May 3, but certain States are going to extend it.

We knew long before it was going to be over for the world with this chinkshit virus and acted accordingly. We're also mass testing now and therefore our infected count is steadily increasing.

Or the fact that they live in abject filth which is so bad there are literally shit particles in the air they breathe.

also bc we're as large as China but our healthcare system is not even comparable, so that caused significant alarm.

There are shit particles everywhere all the time

Downside of a high spice diet. Always shitting. Can't go near Cajun Pepper, empties my bowels.

They bathe in shit and piss and they eat a relatively healthy diet

>amerimutt edumacayshun

You've made a critical miscalculation: in india, dung is considered both a herb and a spice

Warm weather, no surveillance/testing capacity, young population and everybody who isn’t healthy is already dead because of Novovirus or food poisoning. They wouldn’t even notice the dead since most of the population is to poor to show up in the hospital anyway. All this says Coronavirus is one of the rather insignificant problems for India.

They just lock them down so they die of starvation instead.
Also, this is why there are so many pro-Indian threads astroturfed on Yas Forums:
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Our leaders are just way better than yours.

This does play a role
The tap water there is fucking nasty
Knew some Pakistanis that went into shock for drinking clean water here

Obviously. How's it feel now having been a super power for 4 months now?

India started the lockdown WAAAAY before most of the world even finally admitted we had a problem. Also, their lockdown measures involves a cop beating your ass with a stick, so people are less prone to break quarantine

> They just lock them down so they die of starvation instead.

Kek. Govt and NGOs are distributing free and fresh-made food to millions everyday.

Ya it’s gonna be shiessa loving german tourist to spread it

It works.

Yours just legalized being gay so u dodged an honor killing

Coronavirus caught something in India and died

Does anyone in India even count the number of bodies in the rivers? If it’s really lower then maybe there really are benefits to constantly stressing one’s immune system by playing with shit.

I bet they're all using toilets now too because of the swatch campaign, right?

>austria
who?

They also produce 99% of all MRSA.