/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3428

► Detected: 2,801,072 (+77,903) ► Died: 195,218 (+4,299) ► Day: 106 (-07:27:37)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 10x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 3,529 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► RUPTLY ◄
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>NEWS
Politicians get ready to reopen based on antibody tests
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Blood thickening associated to infection
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New study shows China massively underreported statistics
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Some strains 270 times more infectious than others
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Sweden doesn't test or count suspected deaths
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>ARCHIVE
51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
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Virus might aid gut bacteria, worsening infection
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Italian tests positive again after "recovery"
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Neuroinvasive potential of new coronavirus
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21 million fewer cellphone users in China
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EU admits official death tolls are undercounting
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US federal government pressures states to test less
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According to CCP, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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>LATEST
▶ 20 new cases in Venezuela
▶ 190 new cases and 3 new deaths in Morocco
▶ 734 new cases and 62 new deaths in Peru
▶ 49 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 17333 new cases and 752 new deaths in the United States
▶ 19 new cases in Georgia
▶ 2 new cases and 5 new deaths in Channel Islands
▶ 5 new cases in Equatorial Guinea
▶ 1030 new cases and 78 new deaths in Germany

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Will Corona-Chan sit on my face if I ask her nicely?

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What the fuck is tiny Belgium doing in the top 12?

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Survive

5G

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God do I wish this happening were real, you actually have no fucking clue.

I've been shitposting in 3400 generals denying it but my fucking god I hope it's real.

Not cause I want millions of innocents to die, nor cause I want society to collapse.

But if it did collapse, I'd fucking kill so many of you happeningfags you have no fucking clue.

You would feel so protected by your beans and dragon dildos and then I'd come along and fucking kill you just for being a retard.

You would have absolutely no defense, you're all limp wristed depressed pussy faggots.

I would bust through your door and suplex you so fast. There would be nothing you could possibly do.
I wouldn't even need to follow up with anything, the suplex would be an opening and finishing blow, instant fucking death.

God do I fucking hate happeningfags.

Only good American is a dead one, I have been spreading the CORVID virus to all the right wing low IQ neighborhoods. Spitting on Trump supporters mail is the best method.

>new Berserk chapter
HAPPENING

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THE STREET SHITTER'S NAME IS
"Amardeep Singh"

On April 14, postal Inspectors executed a search warrant at Singh's retail store, and after a consensual search of the warehouse seized 23 pallets containing more than 100,000 face masks, 10,000 surgical gowns, nearly 2,500 full-body isolation suits and more than 500,000 pairs of disposable gloves.

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It's what we all dream of.

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It's just the flu, bro.

waiting for

>SARS-Cov-2 RNA Found on Particulate Matter of Bergamo in Northern Italy: First Preliminary Evidence

>Here, we present the first results of the analyses that we have performed on 34 PM10 samples of outdoor/airborne PM10 from an industrial site of Bergamo Province, collected with two different air samplers over a continuous 3-weeks period, from February 21st to March 13th. We can confirm to have reasonably demonstrated the presence of SARS-CoV-2 viral RNA by detecting highly specific RtDR gene on 8 filters in two parallel PCR analyses. This is the first preliminary evidence that SARS-CoV-2 RNA can be present on outdoor particulate matter, thus suggesting that, in conditions of atmospheric stability and high concentrations of PM, SARS-CoV-2 could create clusters with outdoor PM and, by reducing their diffusion coefficient, enhance the persistence of the virus in the atmosphere.

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TL;DR: CONFIRMED FOR LITERAL AIRBORNE HIV!

>just let me go back to work AAAAAAAAAAA

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Dey doin serious testin mutha fucka.

Belgium is one of the most diverse countries in Europe. Probably a rather high percentage of races predisposed to hypertension and sickle-cell.

Was there ever a chance of anime becoming real on this timeline? It was the only thing I was hopeful about.

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rolling for ca nuked fifth time and az second time for a friend

Lost if ylyl

>CORVID
Why have you been spreading crows?

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>Was there ever a chance of anime becoming real on this timeline?
No. Literally zero. Actually, negative chances

>You would have absolutely no defense
My gun says otherwise you dumb fsggot

Actually to be honest that death count is a bit worrying. They have a very high population density.

if i get digits thats a yes

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Name one person who died of Corona after injecting himself with bleach.
You literally cannot, leftypol.

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We can only dream, brother.

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Probably planning on starting up a black market for the shit if things get even worse.

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>øburgerfags will still be coping after the collapse

God i hate normies

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Serious question time.
Why do some people think that Bill Gates is behind Corona-chan?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 903,775 (50,988) #2 Spain 219,764 (22,524) #3 Italy 192,994 (25,969) #4 France 159,828 (22,245) #5 Germany 154,159 (5,653) #6 United Kingdom 143,464 (19,506) #7 Turkey 104,912 (2,600) #8 Iran 88,194 (5,574) #9 China 82,804 (4,632) #10 Russia 68,622 (615) #11 Brazil 51,073 (3,407) #12 Belgium 44,293 (6,679) #13 Canada 43,551 (2,294) #14 Netherlands 36,535 (4,289) #15 Switzerland 28,677 (1,578) #16 India 24,434 (780) #17 Portugal 22,797 (854) #18 Ecuador 22,719 (576) #19 Peru 21,648 (634) #20 Ireland 17,607 (794) #21 Sweden 17,567 (2,152) #22 Saudi Arabia 15,102 (127) #23 Austria 15,071 (530) #24 Israel 14,882 (193) #25 Japan 12,368 (328) #26 Chile 12,306 (174) #27 Singapore 12,075 (12) #28 Mexico 11,633 (1,069) #29 Pakistan 11,155 (237) #30 Poland 10,892 (494) #31 South Korea 10,708 (240) #32 Romania 10,417 (567) #33 United Arab Emirates 9,281 (64) #34 Belarus 8,773 (63) #35 Qatar 8,525 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +17,333 (+752) #2 Ecuador +11,536 (+16) #3 Spain +6,740 (+367) #4 Russia +5,849 (+60) #5 United Kingdom +5,386 (+768) #6 Turkey +3,122 (+109) #7 Italy +3,021 (+420) #8 France +1,645 (+389) #9 Brazil +1,581 (+94) #10 Belgium +1,496 (+189) #11 Canada +1,441 (+147) #12 India +1,395 (+59) #13 Saudi Arabia +1,172 (+6) #14 Iran +1,168 (+93) #15 Mexico +1,089 (+99) #16 Germany +1,030 (+78) #17 Sweden +812 (+131) #18 Netherlands +806 (+112) #19 Belarus +751 (+3) #20 Peru +734 (+62) #21 United Arab Emirates +525 (+8) #22 Bangladesh +503 (+4) #23 Chile +494 (+6) #24 Ukraine +477 (+6) #25 Portugal +444 (+34) #26 Indonesia +436 (+42) #27 Poland +381 (+40) #28 Romania +321 (+22) #29 Kuwait +215 (+1) #30 Philippines +211 (+15) #31 Serbia +207 (+5) #32 Dominican Republic +206 (+2) #33 Egypt +201 (+7) #34 Morocco +190 (+3) #35 Moldova +184 (+4)…

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fuck /cvg/ schizos

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*sneaks up on you*

Hehehe :3

*pounces into a huggle* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

Boo! I got you~! ^ω^

You looked so scared!!

I hope you taking care of yourself!

Super duper important people like you need to! ȌωȌ

So don't give up! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

Oh yeah... I almost forgot! ;_;

*wuggles hard* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

Mmm... so comfy... (´・ω・｀)

-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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don't remind us

>Miura stopped playing idolm@ster
Truly, the end of times has cometh.

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>/cvg/ quibbles over hundreds
>the spanish flu killed hundreds of thousands in a month
N O TH I N G
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absolute cesspool of degenerate schizos.
stop, just stop.

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DRINK YOUR BLEACH GOY

Say no to pasta.
Besides, it aight doe

>3 Millions infected worldwide soon
>200k deaths worldwide soon
>1 Million infected in the US soon
The stars in the heavens are moving

Kinda close... I'll roll for you.

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I want her to sit on my face and fill my lungs and throat with her toxic cum.

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I've missed you. Please never leave.

the pain continues even on this thread

they will get what they deserve

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Get the fuck off me spreader.
*sprays you with bleach*

Hope you're having a good day boop poster

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anyone else just laugh at the nothingburgers, watching as they delude themselves?

roll

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>I'd fucking kill so many of you happeningfags you have no fucking clue.
fuck that got me
have a (you) for the tears of laughter

the longer you live, the more live disappoints you user

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Checked and cope

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>Only 4 months in
>exhausted every possible treatment and have moved onto plauge doctor nonsense

Eat shit and die furnigger

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>nobody noticed the fucked up hand

based

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Rate my prep

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Miura better release the next one this year

why not?
let it spill over the schools and churches
let the bodies pile up in the streets
in the end they'll beg us to save them

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Kill yourself.

It's a bit troubling when one considers a grown, adult man made this post.

kek 0.5% deathrate confirmed

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER CASE OF CVG GETTING BTFO WITH THE ANTIBODY TEST

THIS TIME FROM NYC APPARENTLY THE MOST AFFECTED CITY IN THE WORLD

HOW WILL YOU STUPID NIGGERS RECOVER?

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

LET THE COPE BEGin

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Why?
They are fellow death cultists

wait why would /cvg/ vs /ptg/ drama even be a thing though
corona's doing fine anyway

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Top 12?
Belgium's top if sorted by deaths per capita
(ignoring micro states)

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