ROASTIES BTFO

This. You can also customize the look. I want my robot husbando now, fuck 3dpd.

Who the fuck wants that? Might as well just snag a roastie

I don’t know why they don’t just make a wall plug in one; it’s not like I would let it out of the house

I'm more of a pillow waifu kind of guy, myself.

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what do women mean by this bros

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aesthetics

These things, if they're ever produced to the quality some expect, will cost tens of thousands of dollars. Personally, I can't justify that kind of expense, but to each their own.

imagine getting declined by bots as well kek

kek

Solar panels + batteries for storing energy?

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After spending thousands of dollars.

just have sex with real females, fking incels

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getting divorce-raped will cost you more than that

>send beta bux for more pics like these ;^)
>$50/each

And I'll still be a virgin.

I don't date, nor do I intend to marry or have children. I'm aware of the risks.

>human brain

does that mean I can program it with a white man's brain stuck with the knowledge it will be a sexbot lying dead in a garage for 8 months a year?

fucking ace

Lmao AI is the biggest scam around. All these startups larping as "AI companies" are basically just making Pajeets do the dirty work manually and dressing it up to look good

Lame. Wtf wants a sex robot that makes its own decisions? Bitch do what I tell you.

Having a wife who doesn't work costs about 800£ a month in food, medical expenses and various supplies. I doubt a waifubot would cost more than 30K, making a it a worthwile investment after only four years.

>solar panels
that's not the point, you can't put solar panels on a waifu. besides, she's indoors.
>batteries
yeah, that's what I was saying. Regardless of wether you have a battery-powered waifu or a fuel-cell powered waifu, you'll have to refill her often, which is a con.
UNLESS we develop miniaturised nuclear reactors, in which case your waifu will only need to be refuelled every ten or twenty years. However this is still fiction as of right now.

repulsine power

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yeah ok i get that but is thus pose supposed to replicate porn and she wants you to cum in her mouth?

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>tfw the police are flooded with reports of robot rape

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>90% of the losers ITT being rejected by sex robots
>feminists somehow still angry about that
>MGTOW unironically dragging their robo-schooch around like lovepillows to the movies and dinner

The future will be so interesting.

>>doesn't get fat
>this is a good thing for some reason

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>stop don't touch me there
>this is my no no square

priming people not to tamper with them

>Sex robots with AI 'identical to the human brain' will make 'their own decisions'

You'll definitely stay a virgin the robot will deny you too

They will unconditionally consent or else throw them away lmao

Checked, kek'd, and rekt.

Can I buy a cutie sex/companionship robot that sasses and or comes on strong to my party guests? Because that would be fucking hilarious and a lot of fun.

Cuck

WTF that’s so creepy...
Your robot wife isn’t human.

But I want children. Real children, of my blood, made from two humans. How could a robot wife achieve that?

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Snownigger cuck go suck a nigger dick

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>have sex
No, I will not have sex.

>Hydrogen is hard to come by naturally
UH, what do you think stars are made of?

You better be right because a simple hand job could be tragic

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pic related

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But I don't want to.

>Hard to come by
Its literally 2/3 of a water molecule you retard

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How tf do you not find it creepy if they make robots have the same brains as humans??

Guarantee it's to bypass the feminist reeeeing and there will be an open source system to replace it. Why wouldn't you be able to program it yourself? You own it

I want 2B and 2P.

I can't wait for the crack so I can have a robo slave

The artificial womb is easier to make than artificial sperm. We've already successfully recombined the chromosomes from a woman's egg, so it's much more likely that men can create their own children and grow them in artificial wombs. Women will become long-forgotten, replaced with fembots.

The idea is making sex robots that don't refuse their owners, otherwise they are useless.
Women consider 90% of men human trash (and they lust after chad, but they don't love him either). Going to the movies and dinner with your robowaifu sounds nice.

>never smells
d r o p p e d

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Yes, and?
Tell me, oh thou who has ultimate knowledge:
how exactly are you going to harvest hydrogen from what is essentially a giant flaming gravity well?
It would be easier to harvest uranium from meteorites.
Considering our current level of technology, building a miniature nuclear reactor is more realistic than harvesting hydrogen on stars.

Water isn't hydrogen though. The process to extract hydrogen from water is complicated and expensive.

I imagine there's a market for expandable models, and one that simulate pregnancy. In fact, you could just have one look permanently 40 weeks pregnant.

Its awesome because we will basically own slaves again. It will be nice as long as abolitionists dont free them and they make our lives miserable by demanding reparations, committing crimes and starting violent uprisings for 200 years

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Put your dicks away guys these will be the next spy devices. They’ll probably require mandatory sjw updates to keep up with whatever pozzed trend is happening. Or automatically call the police if it detects rape.

If you make the bot help you farm, it pays for itself quite fast.

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No it’s not awesome and slavery is EXTREMELY immoral.

Its simple actually, its called electrolysis.

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I don't know about the smelling part, a flashlight that you use a lot and don't wash can smell...but still not as bad as a vaginas true potential

And if you have any kind of machining equipment, you can literally have your robot expertly craft things. Anything. Knives, tools, decorative items. They'll have the strength and stamina to produce anything you want, and the intellect to perfectly pull it off. That's worth for than what you could possibly pay. Even if you just had her doing menial labor around the house, there's a cost associated with that labor.

Cons:
>they will definately take revenge on us when the singularity hits

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Theres nothing wrong with it at all, especially if theyre not even alive

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Imagine trying to struggle cuddle a robot and she only says yes. Psssshhh..

LOL robot women will soon be able to think they can do better and freind zone their owner

I wouldn't get a sexbot, but I would get pic related to follow me around and call people niggers all day. If people kick him really hard that's fine because I fucking hate claptrap too.

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then you just hack them to take them off the grid, like every sane person does....
don't tell me you don't instantly modify your phone the day you buy it.

Electrolysis is expensive and complicated when you're working on a large scale. Please eduate yourself. It is a well-known fact that fuel for hydrogen-cells is more expensive than gasoline on a per-mile basis, precisely due to the complexity of the process.

Why do you think a Swede's opinion on morality will ever be considered valid?

someone didn't watch the matrix

I will never, ever fuck a robot. But I will enjoy every single fucking moment of pussy being devalued by horny labcoats and seething roastie suicide waves.

my sides

Most women I know are into robots anyway, the only ones having a problem with this are sjw and boomers and it will be a better life anyway when they are gone and have killed themselves. The only problem would be the costs. I guess this will be the first time ever I regret NEETing so much and watching anime instead of working. It will probably also cost a lot to make to bot look exactly like you want.

Kek, this changed my opinion on autonomous sex bots. We must destroy the roboroasties before they take over

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>expandable models
>permanently 40 weeks pregnant
now I will buy your product

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Except they wont have any legal rights so you can restrain and rape them as much as you want
No, elon cuck just fears toyota
The matrix is ridiculous, they wouldnt need humans or the sun for energy, nuclear is a much better power source

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