PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE AVERAGE FRIDAY EDITION /ptg/

MAGA

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A leftist who can't meme. How original

>muh airfield
>muh "both sides"
>muh inject bleach
>echoed verbatim in a totally (((organic))) wave of angry blue checkmarks and Faceberg photos
>for 30+ posts per thread
why is it always the most retarded shit shills try to force? Especially when the source is readily available to watch and read?

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So its President Joe Biden in November then?

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take it! what do you have to lose?

>>just inject light into your body, bro
>literally doesn't say anything about injecting light anywhere in your screenshot
kek

This is the weakest shill narrative I've seen yet.

AWOO

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Snoopy is a fag
truth about the sodomites really rings true for snoopy

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Someone should turn this into Trump’s inhaled disinfectant so we can be done with the shills.

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>UNIPARTY NOW
amerifats ladies and gentlemen.

Hey so I've yet to get an answer, but can anybody help me find the quote?

AWOO

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Call your loved ones.
christianpost.com/voices/suicide-hotline-sees-8000-increase-due-to-covid-19.html

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bbc.com/future/article/20200327-can-you-kill-coronavirus-with-uv-light

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President Jim Jones say drink bleech.

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doesnt matter any more, trump said he was just being sarcastic just to see how reporters would act.

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Because they know that most normies don't bother reading or watching anything, so they can just straight up lie and get a bunch of people to believe them.

So what was the whole bleach shit about?

I was under a rock for ONE day, what the fuck

>leftists are incapable of naming disinfectants besides bleach and don't even know biological disinfectants exist
betsy pls hurry

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Can you guys go out in your gardens yet?

I think he was just talking about disinfectants and putting it in your body and the media assumed that meant drink or inject.

>2019: dumbass millennials can't stop eating tide pods
>2020: son, where are the tide pods?!

AWOO

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You have to drink bleach

Is it time to kick the red states off of the welfare rolls?

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Shills are really active today. Did Shareblue get more funding?

MIGA

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Shills sure do love regurgitating media jew lies.

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Tbh it’s funny

"AMNESTY DON" almost made a comeback from his recent immigration EO

MAGA
KAG(A)

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Chinks for China Joe!

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Someone will be available to answer your question shortly, I'm sure.

Hello there,

I'm writing from the White House and we are happily starting clinical trials for innovative treatment for chinese virus. If you want to join winning team, please drink at least one cup of bleach everyday for at least two weeks to KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

Sincerely yours,
Jared

>get new talking point
>force it harder than milhouse until it's nothing but subatomic vapor

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Those are all atheists calling in. I guarantee it.

Don't forget to inject yourselves with bleach, pedes :)

Totally, if they had some small hands holding the bottle I would have lost my shit. Maybe some orange in the background as well.

Trump never mentioned bleach
why is reddit so incompetent at meme making?

Shit meme

Just like when he said Make America Great Again

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Snoopy ruined the Peanuts Movie

Ok now he can continue his presidential bid.

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>he didn't say to inject disinfectant!
>he was obviously talking about injecting light!
>omg I can't believe you fell for it when he sarcastically asked a question about injecting disinfectant!
Really, the best defense is to pretend MSM was all saying he was talking about injecting specifically bleach because at least that can be argued to be untrue.

Excellent PSA. Thank you.

Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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Communists don't have a sense of humor.

What's messed up is that the creator of Hazbin Hotel is a hardcore leftist. She was a Bernie Bro and she hates Trump

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Japanese mayor says men should grocery shop during pandemic as women 'take a longer time'

edition.cnn.com/2020/04/24/asia/japan-coronavirus-osaka-mayor-hnk-scli-intl/index.html

But of those counties, how many are Democrat run?

How long until someone takes Trump's medical advice and dies from drinking bleach?

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The problem is he's been doing this retarded shit every day and finding the flimsiest of reasons to lash out at the press that dares question him. Like I don't like Cartoon Network News myself, but as they say live by the memes die by the memes.

Because shills themselves are retarded gorilla niggers.

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can I get the actual quote? Even better, a link to a time stamped video?
If I didn't know any better, I'd say it looks EXACTLY like the charlottesville comment, where every outlet were quoting each other but not what the President actually said.

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This talking point is old.

>r43 Jesus

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Not soon enough

Excellent point!
Hurry Mueller!

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none of it matters any more

>President Trump on Friday said he was being sarcastic when he suggested multiple times a day earlier that scientists should consider exposing the body to light, heat and disinfectants as a potential treatment for the coronavirus.

>"I was asking a question sarcastically to reporters like you just to see what would happen," Trump told reporters at an Oval Office bill signing.

president straight talk walks back something stupid he said for the 100th time

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Or it could be because trumps constantly spouts whatever retarded nonsense comes into his little head

youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA
I cum blood Migapedes, wut do? Does a Jennifer sound like the right girl for this? I mean she was asking for it? youtube.com/watch?v=P1u5wKOUWsA
fucked with a knife of course?youtube.com/watch?v=-51W8XEz01o
Now it's time for code of the slashers
youtube.com/watch?v=afrGiaxOorc

NIGGER KOT

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leftists pushing fake news, nothing new

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its a running theme for people to put MAGA hats on various characters that are the antithesis of MAGA, but it's their waifu so they do it anyways

You know what? I'm gonna push back against you fucking shills.

COVID-19 is quite literally a democrat's diesease. Every major epicenter of the pandemic here in America are largely liberal in demographics.

ANd you know what? You're failing those people. They're dying on account of how you've been failing them, and failing them for years.

You were the ones who told people go out and party while admonishing us, calling us bigots while we correctly stated that China must be held accountable for their negligent, homicidal irresponsibility.

Your cities are filthy. Your people unhealthy, disarmed, mean and ugly, with the homeless crawling in their own filth. Minorities fester in their own listless outrage, addicted to welfare while their communities, families and identities slowly disintegrate, all while you use the jackboot of a dysfuctional correctional system for free slave labor.

Your food and rent are overpriced, with your public transit is shit, and your infrastructure is falling apart constantly, with urban waste becoming dens of inquity or gentrified into unafforable housing by Jewish Landlords.

Pimps and whores sit in the street corners while dopefiends, addicts and the mentally ill wander about the back alleys and overpasses, crushing needles under their feet.

You promote open degeneracy, equality and all these other progressive values while you allow a massive degree of human suffering under your leadership and care.

The liberal city is nothing more than a Sodom, a Gomorrah, and this virus is a cleansing fire to you. It shows you how weak and inept you actually are.

There is a storm coming, and slowly the people have been roused against you and the ilk of the cosmopolitan slumlord. You will know.

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>the sheer amount of shilling on Yas Forums right now

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We're in the era of short-burst information. Asking them to read further beyond a one sentence headline is too much work for their onions rich brains.

You know what my fellow pedes instead of injecting bleach into our veins it is a lot more effective to inject battery acid straight into your heart. It keeps the libtards away and cures the coof. Who is going to inject battery acid with me my fellow pedes. Do not believe those shareblue shills claiming that is not what our president said they are being payed by the commie Chinese to hoard all of our battery acid.

cute nogger

I know, thats why its funny.
Also idc about her creators politics, I just like memeing Charlie cause shes cute and excellent meme material.

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>politifact

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>shills literally post 100 bleach posts
jannies silent
>user posts a pic of Xi's daughter in a page 7 thread
jannies ban him for a few days

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF Yas Forums

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in my experience my friends take forever at the grocery store because they don't make lists while girls I've dated would make super organized lists and treat shopping like some time based extraction military operation

WHY THE FUCK DID HE WALK BACK WHAT HE SAID?! GOD DAMN TRUMP IS PISSING ME OFF

Very

>Democrats are dying.
>Caring even slightly.

>no, we are not shills who are paid by Kushner
>everyone hating Trump are shills

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He was only pretended to be retarded yet again, lads.

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My mom gets a lot of shopping done in a little amount of time. Women take less time shopping shockingly.

whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-vice-president-pence-members-coronavirus-task-force-press-briefing-31/
Crtl+f "disinfectant".

best one will always be the one saying Trump was right, but for the wrong reasons

>Trump owes tens of millions to the bank of China

OH NONONONONONONO

>Pretending the jannies on a site that is mostly gay kiddie porn aren't going to be leftists.

Can you even entertain the possibility that maybe, just maybe Trump messed up?

NIGGER?

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many fine people on both sides are injecting the bleach, indelible in the collusion was the WW3-5, quid pro quo'd by my 300 lb internet people, this is finally the end of me Mr. Worse Hitler NotPresident

ORANGE MAN BAD IS DEAD AND OVER FOR REALLY REALLY REAL THIS TIME so MIGApeded please listen and get #Owned, vote Biden and remember Bernie can still win

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>trashy faggy cartoon writer is a complete fuckup of a human being
In other news, the left can't meme and my bleach stock are soaring to unprecedented heights!

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whole fucking world is against us dude I sweat to God

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Only if you will first admit that Biden is senile and has absolutely no business running for president.
You go first.

How you like me now bitches?

Trump shills are absolutely humiliated after trying to defend a point that Trump ABANDONED IMMEDIATELY under the slightest questioning

FIRE UP THE UV INJECTIONS BOYS, IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY

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